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Offline Nick

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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #60 on: August 28, 2013, 04:32:03 PM »
What about great tits and arse?
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #61 on: August 28, 2013, 04:34:50 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 28, 2013, 04:32:03 PM
What about great tits and arse?
Yes but if that's all you care about then Baldy can get several for you.  Prolly a free air pump provided with every third one

My ideal woman has to be a person too
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #62 on: August 28, 2013, 05:37:36 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 28, 2013, 04:32:03 PM
What about great tits and arse?

 Thumbs:

(  o  Y  o  ) + freckles
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #63 on: August 28, 2013, 08:32:51 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 28, 2013, 05:37:36 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 28, 2013, 04:32:03 PM
What about great tits and arse?

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That will be a female hyena then.  noooo:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #64 on: August 28, 2013, 08:46:04 PM »
Yet another female laughing at BM then.  whistle:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #65 on: August 28, 2013, 08:46:55 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2013, 08:46:04 PM
Yet another female laughing at BM then.  whistle:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #66 on: August 29, 2013, 05:36:59 AM »
Quote from: Landlady on August 28, 2013, 12:22:48 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 28, 2013, 12:17:59 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 28, 2013, 12:14:12 PM
I like those blue things  cloud9:

Baldy sells them......... Thumbs:

At cross purposes here I think Apey - Baldy's blue tablet merchandise I believe would probably  whistle: prevent male weeing, for a while anyway..........................

 Thumbs: Thumbs: And in jelly form....works even faster.  Thumbs: And you can drink with them.  Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #67 on: August 29, 2013, 05:50:40 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2013, 08:46:04 PM
Yet another female laughing at BM then.  whistle:

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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #68 on: September 01, 2013, 03:25:09 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 28, 2013, 08:32:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 28, 2013, 05:37:36 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 28, 2013, 04:32:03 PM
What about great tits and arse?

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He was really 'trying' to spell OXO Miss C..........daft twit  whistle:
Very sorry to hear that you have been super bad and yucky - I hope you quickly recover xx
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #72 on: September 03, 2013, 02:27:46 PM »
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #74 on: September 03, 2013, 04:01:52 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2013, 03:47:09 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 03, 2013, 02:27:46 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 03, 2013, 02:22:43 PM
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2408787/Meet-Julia-G-nthel-aka-Zlata-worlds-bendiest-woman.html

 eeek: eeek:

Hum.............my first thoughts were gosh she's going to suffer with arthritis in her later years  ::)

Yeah me too....... whistle:
why of course, and here too  whistle: whistle:

Moi aussi...  redface:

LL this is typical of men  ::).... a woman would be honest as you were .... with your first thought   Thumbs:



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