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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Characteristics of your ideal woman
« on: August 23, 2013, 01:24:54 PM »
One of the blokes at work has just defined his notion of the perfect woman.

Apparently she would be :

Blonde ( or brunette at a push)
Mute
Deaf and dumb
untreatable nymphomaniac
who owns her own pub
which is next to a football ground

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And yours would be ? ...................
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2013, 01:32:52 PM »
I don't like football.  noooo:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2013, 01:34:39 PM »
So I imagine that wouldn't figure in your wish list then  Banghead

Reliability would though  whistle:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2013, 01:35:47 PM »
I like gerls with large libraries (and other charms to correspond)
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2013, 01:37:44 PM »
 rubschin:

In the spirit of Miss D's shallow colleague I'd add 'gullible' and reverse the last two so owns her own football club that's next to a pub

But seriously his description is a nightmare but we don't want to do serious here do we.









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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2013, 01:42:16 PM »
No serious ...it's feel good Friday  :thumbsup:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2013, 02:14:12 PM »
Freckles!  Thumbs:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2013, 02:16:49 PM »
LL has none, but she does have feet, I assume.
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2013, 02:18:41 PM »
good at ironing

able to drive without dramas

not on speaking terms with her mother

no silicone
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2013, 02:21:05 PM »
Quote from: Steve on August 23, 2013, 02:18:41 PM
good at ironing

able to drive without dramas

not on speaking terms with her mother

no silicone

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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2013, 02:22:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 23, 2013, 02:16:49 PM
LL has none, but she does have feet, I assume.

Two, one left and one right like....  Thumbs:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2013, 02:23:11 PM »
In that order?  rubschin:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2013, 02:34:55 PM »
I'd mention BM's checklist again but he didn't seem too happy about it earlier.  whistle:
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Re: Characteristics of your ideal woman
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2013, 03:26:38 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 23, 2013, 02:22:30 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 23, 2013, 02:16:49 PM
LL has none, but she does have feet, I assume.

Two, one left and one right like....  Thumbs:

Rather clashes with your two left ones eh?
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