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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1095 on: November 22, 2011, 01:10:02 PM »
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True or false? Daily Mail readers now believe Poland to be empty?
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« Reply #1096 on: November 22, 2011, 01:26:38 PM »
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True or false? Daily Mail readers now believe Poland to be empty?
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« Reply #1097 on: November 23, 2011, 11:27:21 AM »
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« Reply #1098 on: November 23, 2011, 11:30:09 AM »
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How does a blind person pick up their dog poo?
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« Reply #1099 on: November 23, 2011, 03:01:18 PM »
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After splitting the skin of Sheep tripe, do we eat the smooth inside, or the lumpy outside?
We have taken the inside off the lumpy outside but are not sure whether to cook the inside or the outside.
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« Reply #1100 on: November 23, 2011, 04:02:43 PM »
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Can circumsition be reversed?
Does the foreskin get frozen for ppl that change their mind?
Do ppl donate foreskins for ppl that changed their mind?
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1101 on: November 23, 2011, 04:17:55 PM »
Are they allergic to vowels ?
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« Reply #1102 on: November 23, 2011, 05:08:45 PM »
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How does my mother know everything i do?
Everything and im not kidding
For example i go to school and want to stay longer... i say its for work but really its for this group meeting, she comes to pick me up and says so how was work, i said good i managed to finish, then she started getting grumpy and when i asked her why she said i dont want to talk about it... then she started shouting i knw where you were! and she even knew the name of the group and i never even told her

Also for example i skipped a lesson she asked me did u skip a lesson today, i said no, she said liar!!
It happens all the time not only school but even at home.. i go on facebook, then from downstairs shell shout at me to get of facebook
i drink when i go out with friends only 1 or 2 shell tell me to stop drinking
HOW THE HELL WOULD SHE KNOW!!!!???!!!

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I have a teacher in school who is just like your mum. I asked her how she knows whats going on all the time, she said she "keeps her ear to the ground" but i think she uses tec to find out. She can see what we are doing on are computers from her desk in a different room even!

- Your mum may have a tracker device on you? (might be your phone even or a watch, etc)
- She can contact people and read status's on your facebook to find out whats going on also. (you should delete her!)
- Your mum may have a spy (usually a brother or sister - but in this case could be your school teacher)

There are many different types of devices and software to find out where people are and what they are doing. Keep this im mind. I would recommend you google spy equipment for to find out more.

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1103 on: November 23, 2011, 05:31:27 PM »
That someone wouldnt happen to be called Nick perchance?  rubschin:
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« Reply #1104 on: November 23, 2011, 07:19:41 PM »
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I DONT GET HOW THINGS(NUMBERS) ARE MORE THEN EACH OTHER!!!?
HOW IS 5 POUNDS BIGGER THEN 3 HOW IS 15 BIGGER THEN 3 , HOW DOES A NUMBE RLINE WORK!!

is it 5 is bigger then three because in a number line any number after a number is add and add means .. joining something onto a number (so getting more of something and adding it onto the same thing) to increase quantity etc. ??? someone please explain in the simplest form , im over thinking it!!!
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« Reply #1105 on: November 23, 2011, 10:30:33 PM »
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Bank statement...it says avail bal -8.18p....what does the minus mean?
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1106 on: November 28, 2011, 10:29:03 AM »
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Is the story of Titanic true or not?
Is the story of Titanic true or not?
Is the movie Titanic based on the reality or just the imagination?

Is the story of Titanic true or not?
Is there a ship called Titanic in the past?
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1107 on: November 28, 2011, 10:34:06 AM »
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« Reply #1108 on: November 28, 2011, 10:38:19 AM »
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« Reply #1109 on: November 28, 2011, 10:39:59 AM »
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