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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #690 on: July 30, 2011, 10:36:13 AM »
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I was wondering how the lasso will be presented in a wedding ceremony I'm not having the traditional catholic ?
Mass, so I don't know how I fit the lasso in.
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« Reply #691 on: July 30, 2011, 10:43:13 AM »
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I was wondering how the lasso will be presented in a wedding ceremony I'm not having the traditional catholic ?
Mass, so I don't know how I fit the lasso in.
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« Reply #692 on: July 31, 2011, 04:30:06 PM »
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Sending naked pictures and I don't know of I'm still a virgin?! Help!?
I sent my boyfriend naked pictures, we've been together for a year so stfu. He's 18 & in the military.. I'm 16. Yeah I know go ahead and say ****. I just sent them about a week ago. However my dad found out about us yesterday and saw all our messages and said if we ever talked again he'd report the messages to the police... So, I told him to delete the pics just to be safe. He did. If the police really did arrest him could they see those pics even though they're deleted? Oh and another thing. They don't think I'm still a virgin. But I am! I have never had a penis... In my vagina. However I have been fingered and eaten out. Would that still make me a virgin? Oh and if it helps, I live in Georgia so if you know anything about the laws that would be great! Please don't be rude. I need help.

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« Reply #695 on: August 04, 2011, 10:35:01 AM »
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Is London located in Yorkshire England or are they to different places?

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« Reply #696 on: August 04, 2011, 01:33:20 PM »
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I proposed my gf with a very clean diamond ring but she found it too small.?
I gave her a 0.82 carat, princess cut,VS1 clarity, color H and ideal cut diamond ring. My friends loved the ring they said the diamond is very clean and beautiful but when I porposed my gf cried and said 'you have should have gotten me a bigger ring it is too small'. I'm shell shocked. Does she love me or not? Is 0.82 ct too small?
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« Reply #697 on: August 04, 2011, 05:29:03 PM »
Serves him right for porposing his girlfriend without proper protection  noooo:
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« Reply #701 on: August 05, 2011, 02:18:30 PM »
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How long is 1300 hours in months at 16 hours a week?
I am taking a course that is 1300 hours... at 8 hours a day for 4 days a week...


how many months does that put my course at?
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« Reply #702 on: August 05, 2011, 02:22:05 PM »
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Anyone want to come with me to Paris for a week?
I have two first class tickets from Sydney to Paris return and I have 7 nights in a suite at the Four Seasons in Paris. Only problem is, I no longer have anyone to go with. Would anyone like to come with me?

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« Reply #703 on: August 07, 2011, 08:34:23 AM »


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