Yahoo Answers

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

What was the story about Hitler's toilet in the Tower of London?
My history teacher gave us an extra credit assignment about it, but I can't find it anywhere online. I don't know if it's actually his toilet or just something that involves a toilet and him. Can somebody help me?

So what was your helpful reply?

Mine would have been no.

[Grumpmeister]

Why do I have an image of Nick letting his imagination run riot and writing an answer that ends up getting the student sectioned? 

[Nick]

? grammar ? spelling help please I was wondering through the forest I was wondering if the tree would hold..?
‎? grammar ? spelling help please

I was wondering through the forest
I was wondering if the tree would hold..

could be a silly question `_' I'm stumped

[Darwins Selection]

? grammar ? spelling help please I was wondering through the forest I was wondering if the tree would hold..?
‎? grammar ? spelling help please

I was wondering through the forest
I was wondering if the tree would hold..

could be a silly question `_' I'm stumped

A fish called Wonder. 

[Nick]

Are you called Alexandria and do you live in LA?
I am looking for you!

It seems that, "Yes, send money. I am pregnant with your triplets" is not an acceptable answer.

[Miss Demeanour]

What are the odds of Amy Winehouse killing herself? Do you feel any sympathy? Or just revulsion?

"if only she had turned to CHRIST instead of cocaine"

 

[Nick]

Denmark – Sexual Viewing Requirement at Customs?
(A)

I had difficulty believing this story conveyed to me by a muslim.

He stated that in order to gain entry to the borders of Denmark
foreigners are obligated to watch a brief porn clip or sexually
explicit video as a condition of entry.

This is officially meant to prepare you for entry into a country of
an explicit sexual nature and to therefore deny you any right to
sue the government on any sexual grounds.

But the real motive is to keep devout muslims out of the country.
Devout muslims shall refuse to have any exposure to sexually
explicit materials and this bureaucracy keeps them away from
the country.

[Barman]

Denmark – Sexual Viewing Requirement at Customs?
(A)

I had difficulty believing this story conveyed to me by a muslim.

He stated that in order to gain entry to the borders of Denmark
foreigners are obligated to watch a brief porn clip or sexually
explicit video as a condition of entry.

This is officially meant to prepare you for entry into a country of
an explicit sexual nature and to therefore deny you any right to
sue the government on any sexual grounds.

But the real motive is to keep devout muslims out of the country.
Devout muslims shall refuse to have any exposure to sexually
explicit materials and this bureaucracy keeps them away from
the country.

When are you off Nick...? 

[Snoopy]

Denmark – Sexual Viewing Requirement at Customs?
(A)

I had difficulty believing this story conveyed to me by a muslim.

He stated that in order to gain entry to the borders of Denmark
foreigners are obligated to watch a brief porn clip or sexually
explicit video as a condition of entry.

This is officially meant to prepare you for entry into a country of
an explicit sexual nature and to therefore deny you any right to
sue the government on any sexual grounds.

But the real motive is to keep devout muslims out of the country.
Devout muslims shall refuse to have any exposure to sexually
explicit materials and this bureaucracy keeps them away from
the country.

When are you off Nick...? 

Prolly rolling up a rug to carry and a tea towel for his head as we type. 

[Barman]

Denmark – Sexual Viewing Requirement at Customs?
(A)

I had difficulty believing this story conveyed to me by a muslim.

He stated that in order to gain entry to the borders of Denmark
foreigners are obligated to watch a brief porn clip or sexually
explicit video as a condition of entry.

This is officially meant to prepare you for entry into a country of
an explicit sexual nature and to therefore deny you any right to
sue the government on any sexual grounds.

But the real motive is to keep devout muslims out of the country.
Devout muslims shall refuse to have any exposure to sexually
explicit materials and this bureaucracy keeps them away from
the country.

When are you off Nick...? 

Prolly rolling up a rug to carry and a tea towel for his head as we type. 

 

[Nick]

I have Danish ancestry, which explains my BLOND blue eyed good looks 

[Snoopy]

And the horns sticking out of your head?

[Barman]

I have Danish ancestry, which explains my BLOND blue eyed good looks 

Ginger mong!

To be honest, I read it as Danish Pastry and couldn't understand it for a bit.... 

[Snoopy]

Nick is Mr Pastry? 

[Nick]

Richard Hearne or Mr Pastry