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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #645 on: June 01, 2011, 03:51:08 PM »
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What was the story about Hitler's toilet in the Tower of London?
My history teacher gave us an extra credit assignment about it, but I can't find it anywhere online. I don't know if it's actually his toilet or just something that involves a toilet and him. Can somebody help me?
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #646 on: June 01, 2011, 05:32:24 PM »
Why do I have an image of Nick letting his imagination run riot and writing an answer that ends up getting the student sectioned?  rubschin:
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« Reply #647 on: June 02, 2011, 10:08:45 AM »
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? grammar ? spelling help please I was wondering through the forest I was wondering if the tree would hold..?
‎? grammar ? spelling help please

I was wondering through the forest
I was wondering if the tree would hold..

could be a silly question `_' I'm stumped
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #648 on: June 04, 2011, 10:18:36 AM »
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? grammar ? spelling help please I was wondering through the forest I was wondering if the tree would hold..?
‎? grammar ? spelling help please

I was wondering through the forest
I was wondering if the tree would hold..

could be a silly question `_' I'm stumped
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #649 on: June 08, 2011, 09:37:05 AM »
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Are you called Alexandria and do you live in LA?
I am looking for you!

It seems that, "Yes, send money. I am pregnant with your triplets" is not an acceptable answer. redface:
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #650 on: June 20, 2011, 07:45:43 PM »
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What are the odds of Amy Winehouse killing herself? Do you feel any sympathy? Or just revulsion?

"if only she had turned to CHRIST instead of cocaine"

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #651 on: July 03, 2011, 09:23:10 AM »
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Denmark Sexual Viewing Requirement at Customs?
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I had difficulty believing this story conveyed to me by a muslim.

He stated that in order to gain entry to the borders of Denmark
foreigners are obligated to watch a brief porn clip or sexually
explicit video as a condition of entry.

This is officially meant to prepare you for entry into a country of
an explicit sexual nature and to therefore deny you any right to
sue the government on any sexual grounds.

But the real motive is to keep devout muslims out of the country.
Devout muslims shall refuse to have any exposure to sexually
explicit materials and this bureaucracy keeps them away from
the country.
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #652 on: July 03, 2011, 09:30:01 AM »
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Denmark Sexual Viewing Requirement at Customs?
(A)

I had difficulty believing this story conveyed to me by a muslim.

He stated that in order to gain entry to the borders of Denmark
foreigners are obligated to watch a brief porn clip or sexually
explicit video as a condition of entry.

This is officially meant to prepare you for entry into a country of
an explicit sexual nature and to therefore deny you any right to
sue the government on any sexual grounds.

But the real motive is to keep devout muslims out of the country.
Devout muslims shall refuse to have any exposure to sexually
explicit materials and this bureaucracy keeps them away from
the country.
eeek:

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #653 on: July 03, 2011, 09:45:40 AM »
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Denmark Sexual Viewing Requirement at Customs?
(A)

I had difficulty believing this story conveyed to me by a muslim.

He stated that in order to gain entry to the borders of Denmark
foreigners are obligated to watch a brief porn clip or sexually
explicit video as a condition of entry.

This is officially meant to prepare you for entry into a country of
an explicit sexual nature and to therefore deny you any right to
sue the government on any sexual grounds.

But the real motive is to keep devout muslims out of the country.
Devout muslims shall refuse to have any exposure to sexually
explicit materials and this bureaucracy keeps them away from
the country.
eeek:

When are you off Nick...?  lol: lol: lol:

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #654 on: July 03, 2011, 09:46:24 AM »
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Denmark Sexual Viewing Requirement at Customs?
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I had difficulty believing this story conveyed to me by a muslim.

He stated that in order to gain entry to the borders of Denmark
foreigners are obligated to watch a brief porn clip or sexually
explicit video as a condition of entry.

This is officially meant to prepare you for entry into a country of
an explicit sexual nature and to therefore deny you any right to
sue the government on any sexual grounds.

But the real motive is to keep devout muslims out of the country.
Devout muslims shall refuse to have any exposure to sexually
explicit materials and this bureaucracy keeps them away from
the country.
eeek:

When are you off Nick...?  lol: lol: lol:

Prolly rolling up a rug to carry and a tea towel for his head as we type.  razz:

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #655 on: July 03, 2011, 09:50:12 AM »
I have Danish ancestry, which explains my BLOND blue eyed good looks  angel1
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #656 on: July 03, 2011, 09:51:31 AM »
And the horns sticking out of your head?
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« Reply #657 on: July 03, 2011, 09:54:53 AM »
I have Danish ancestry, which explains my BLOND blue eyed good looks  angel1

Ginger mong! point:

To be honest, I read it as Danish Pastry and couldn't understand it for a bit....  redface:
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #658 on: July 03, 2011, 10:09:26 AM »
Nick is Mr Pastry?  eeek:
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #659 on: July 03, 2011, 10:13:26 AM »
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