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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #615 on: May 02, 2011, 07:56:07 AM »
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Is Kate Middleton really a virgin?
The first day after her wedding knight she was walking comfortably. Where I come from a new bride needs prayer, halal medicine and rest for the first few days before she can walk properly. I didn't even see a white cloth for public view with stains to prove her virginity.
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Anywhooo why would she be a virgin? She's been living with the bloody man for months in a cottage on Anglesey.

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« Reply #616 on: May 14, 2011, 11:47:39 AM »
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Was General Douglas MacArthur behind Mcarthyism, or was it someone else? -are they 2 different people?
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #617 on: May 14, 2011, 11:56:30 AM »
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Was General Douglas MacArthur behind Mcarthyism, or was it someone else? -are they 2 different people?
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« Reply #618 on: May 15, 2011, 05:18:22 PM »
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Does Royal Carribean Cruise line perform baptisms?
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« Reply #619 on: May 15, 2011, 05:41:37 PM »
Oh FFS! Do these people know anything?

Post them this and let the silly b@st@rds chew on it.

Baptism has no standing in Law and is not necessary. It is however a rite adopted by many branches of Christianity that involves a ritual washing away of sins. Some Christians (Salvation Army and Quakers for example) do not believe it to be necessary. Others insist upon it as a condition of acceptance into their particular church (See Anglicans and Roman Catholics as an example). In the latter case there is often a further ritual (Confirmation) involved.
In some sects the baptism involves total immersion in water whilst others are content with only a partial immersion, often a simple pouring of water over the head of the one being baptised. There is actually no need for the presence of a priest and any Christian may baptise anyone who wishes it.
Once you have understood this the simple answer to the question is NO! The Royal Caribbean Line do not themselves baptise anyone but who wants an entire shipping line to baptise anyone? Of course a baptism may take place during a cruise on one of their ships and they would never know. Some cruise ships do carry a priest and if not the captain may be willing to perform the ceremony if he is himself a Christian and if you are desperate to have someone in a uniform to run the show but you can do it yourself if you so wish.
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #620 on: May 15, 2011, 05:52:43 PM »
To be fair (did I say fair?  ::)   noooo: ) a lot of cruise lines now perform marriages and "renewal of vows" ceremonies so that's prolly where the questioner is coming from, but WTF pose the question on Yahoo?  ::)
Go to Royal Caribbean and ask them, feckwit  Banghead
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« Reply #621 on: May 15, 2011, 06:07:04 PM »
Indeed.
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« Reply #622 on: May 15, 2011, 06:09:32 PM »
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To go to scotland by train do we need a passport or not?
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« Reply #623 on: May 15, 2011, 06:11:08 PM »
Largely depends on where you are boarding the train.  whistle:
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« Reply #624 on: May 15, 2011, 06:23:27 PM »
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To go to scotland by train do we need a passport or not?
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« Reply #625 on: May 16, 2011, 02:39:03 PM »
One of the women at work took a parcel to the local post office a couple of Christmasses ago to send to relatives in Edinburgh.
The cashier told her she had to fill in a customs declaration. !
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« Reply #626 on: May 16, 2011, 02:45:58 PM »
One of the women at work took a parcel to the local post office a couple of Christmasses ago to send to relatives in Edinburgh.
The cashier told her she had to fill in a customs declaration. !

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« Reply #627 on: May 21, 2011, 09:12:51 AM »
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Planning a road trip?
Where should I visit?
The best things to do there?
Restaurants?

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #628 on: May 22, 2011, 05:41:47 AM »
Ooh, I know, I know



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