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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #450 on: February 05, 2011, 03:34:10 PM »
HELP!!!HOW TO MAKE HIM NOT WEAR CONDOM?!?!?


Okay so i want to give my boyfriend this because i dont want to have sex with him yet im honestly not ready to have sex and yes im a virgin:) but i still want him to get something with out wanting sex everytime i get this ***** goin..so yes i am sure i want to do this and we talk about having sex and im not ready and hes okay with that but everytime i get him on he goes home with a ***** so i feel bad and i dont just want to do this for him but i want to do it...last time we talked about it he said hes never gotten a ******* but hes going to wear a condom if i do to him because he does want to ejaculate on me and i honestly dont mind if he does ejaculate on me a little but i definitely dont want to be sucking on rubber..so i want to know how i can convince my boyfriend not to wear one please help and thank you:)


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« Reply #451 on: February 05, 2011, 03:45:43 PM »
Once, for strictly professional reasons, I read the Agony Columns in girls' teen magazines. Honest.

One question was: "What is a penis made of?"
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #452 on: February 06, 2011, 09:25:16 AM »
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What if your fiance say's she wants to wait till we're married to have sex, after we already had sex?
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« Reply #453 on: February 06, 2011, 10:03:59 AM »
Once, for strictly professional reasons, I read the Agony Columns in girls' teen magazines. Honest.

One question was: "What is a penis made of?"
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« Reply #454 on: February 06, 2011, 10:05:08 AM »
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« Reply #455 on: February 06, 2011, 10:06:20 AM »
Popping Candy then  rubschin:
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« Reply #456 on: February 06, 2011, 05:34:03 PM »
Popping Candy then  rubschin:
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I gave some of that to my dog once, she went a bit mental jumping around but not as mental as when I gave her a golf ball and having chewed the casing of the elastic started pinging in her mouth.  She kept going back for more.
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« Reply #457 on: February 06, 2011, 05:38:12 PM »
That was an hobby when I was a kid. Those laggy bands were very entertaining. But what was that white/grey gloop?


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« Reply #458 on: February 06, 2011, 05:44:14 PM »
Latex


The first golf balls had feathers in them but most modern ones have latex or cork.
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #459 on: February 06, 2011, 05:44:46 PM »
That was an hobby when I was a kid. Those laggy bands were very entertaining. But what was that white/grey gloop?


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« Reply #460 on: February 06, 2011, 05:45:29 PM »
The 19th?
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« Reply #461 on: February 06, 2011, 06:09:57 PM »
That was an hobby when I was a kid. Those laggy bands were very entertaining. But what was that white/grey gloop?


We lived by a golf course  redface:

I lived by a golf course in South Wales.  This one in fact.

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #462 on: February 06, 2011, 06:14:21 PM »
Some of us seem to have something in common  scared2:

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« Reply #463 on: February 06, 2011, 06:53:31 PM »
Some of us seem to have something in common  scared2:

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« Reply #464 on: February 06, 2011, 07:05:52 PM »
http://www.beestonfields.co.uk/

Here.

They were crap but really up themselves.  ::)

We got broken windows a lot.

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