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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #345 on: October 08, 2010, 07:55:39 AM »
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English Perspective about a nun?
I was dating this girl for over two and a half years, like since high school, and she told me a few days ago that she wanted to become a nun.

I don't know much about catholic's or anything, but I thought you had to be a virgin to become a nun? But i know for SURE that she is not even kind of a virgin. We were together, but we had an understanding. I do my thing, she does her thing, but no kissing and we tell each other. My friend had a 3 way with her and this kid from school at this party last summer up in my parents bathroom. THAT doesn't seem like a very nunny thing to do does it? My fellow Americans have let me down in their responses. Maybe the great English could offer their thoughts.

My question is, if a girl wants to be a nun, can she have 3 ways with two other guys, one that isn't even me, in my parents bathroom and still become a nun, or do they do pre-nun tests?
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« Reply #346 on: October 08, 2010, 07:57:23 AM »
She just has to say sorry doesn't she and then she can become a nun  whistle:
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« Reply #347 on: October 08, 2010, 08:19:08 AM »
Has to be a novice first.

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« Reply #348 on: October 08, 2010, 01:22:43 PM »
Has to be a novice first.

Oh, I think she's way past that stage.
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« Reply #349 on: October 08, 2010, 01:27:43 PM »
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« Reply #350 on: October 08, 2010, 02:42:57 PM »
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Am i to fat for legoland uk?
my son really want to go to legoland, I have a medical condition that's makes me put on weight and am worried that i wont be able go fit on the rides with him. most of the rides say you must be accompany by a adult.
I weight 15stone am 5ft and a size 20.
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« Reply #351 on: October 08, 2010, 02:50:21 PM »
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Am i to fat for legoland uk?
my son really want to go to legoland, I have a medical condition that's makes me put on weight and am worried that i wont be able go fit on the rides with him. most of the rides say you must be accompany by a adult.
I weight 15stone am 5ft and a size 20.
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« Reply #352 on: October 08, 2010, 02:55:15 PM »
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Am i to fat for legoland uk?
my son really want to go to legoland, I have a medical condition that's makes me put on weight and am worried that i wont be able go fit on the rides with him. most of the rides say you must be accompany by a adult.
I weight 15stone am 5ft and a size 20.
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« Reply #353 on: October 08, 2010, 02:57:18 PM »
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Am i to fat for legoland uk?
my son really want to go to legoland, I have a medical condition that's makes me put on weight and am worried that i wont be able go fit on the rides with him. most of the rides say you must be accompany by a adult.
I weight 15stone am 5ft and a size 20.
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« Reply #354 on: October 08, 2010, 03:23:23 PM »
Which was when they banned me  cussing:
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« Reply #355 on: October 08, 2010, 03:25:14 PM »
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« Reply #356 on: October 08, 2010, 03:25:20 PM »
Has to be a novice first.

Oh, I think she's way past that stage.
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #357 on: October 08, 2010, 03:45:46 PM »
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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« Reply #358 on: October 08, 2010, 03:47:08 PM »
Has to be a novice first.

Oh, I think she's way past that stage.
You are cruising for a bruisin  rubschin:

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« Reply #359 on: October 08, 2010, 03:50:05 PM »
Has to be a novice first.

Oh, I think she's way past that stage.
You are cruising for a bruisin  rubschin:

Eh?  Shrugs:

I think she thought you meant her, not the other she.  noooo:

 rubschin:  Surely not. But you're right, I was referring to the 'she' in the Yahoo Answer
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