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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #960 on: March 20, 2014, 01:31:46 PM »
We have a charity shop here in the village which supports a hospice...

LL buys loads of books from them and takes them back when she has read them so they can sell them again.

She went in yesterday with a big bag of read books but they wouldn't let her buy any new ones 'because they were restocking the shelves'....  Banghead

Honestly, you couldn't make it up....  noooo:

One of the locals is a recently retired electrician and his wife works in a charity shop in Newbury.
People keep offering them electrical goods, which they can't sell because they have to be safety checked and that costs them too much.
He is fully qualified and has properly calibrated equipment, safety stickers and so on.
He offered to check every item for them and certify it safe, at no cost.
They declined because he is not an 'approved contractor', so it all goes in the skip.  noooo:

I now have a nice Henry hoover, a pillar drill and a halogen spotlight for the workshop.  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

It was a nightmare trying to clear out my step-father's house in Windsor...

The charidee shops wouldn't take electrical items or 'soft furnishings' that couldn't be guaranteed as fireproof....  noooo:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #961 on: March 20, 2014, 04:31:11 PM »
We have a charity shop here in the village which supports a hospice...

LL buys loads of books from them and takes them back when she has read them so they can sell them again.

She went in yesterday with a big bag of read books but they wouldn't let her buy any new ones 'because they were restocking the shelves'....  Banghead

Honestly, you couldn't make it up....  noooo:

One of the locals is a recently retired electrician and his wife works in a charity shop in Newbury.
People keep offering them electrical goods, which they can't sell because they have to be safety checked and that costs them too much.
He is fully qualified and has properly calibrated equipment, safety stickers and so on.
He offered to check every item for them and certify it safe, at no cost.
They declined because he is not an 'approved contractor', so it all goes in the skip.  noooo:

I now have a nice Henry hoover, a pillar drill and a halogen spotlight for the workshop.  whistle:

Is this a local charity or one of the big ones? It's just as far as I can remember with BHF all it would take for him to become approved for PAT testing is for the store manager to fill out a form and send it to head office.
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #962 on: March 20, 2014, 04:53:18 PM »
We have a charity shop here in the village which supports a hospice...

LL buys loads of books from them and takes them back when she has read them so they can sell them again.

She went in yesterday with a big bag of read books but they wouldn't let her buy any new ones 'because they were restocking the shelves'....  Banghead

Honestly, you couldn't make it up....  noooo:

One of the locals is a recently retired electrician and his wife works in a charity shop in Newbury.
People keep offering them electrical goods, which they can't sell because they have to be safety checked and that costs them too much.
He is fully qualified and has properly calibrated equipment, safety stickers and so on.
He offered to check every item for them and certify it safe, at no cost.
They declined because he is not an 'approved contractor', so it all goes in the skip.  noooo:

I now have a nice Henry hoover, a pillar drill and a halogen spotlight for the workshop.  whistle:

Is this a local charity or one of the big ones? It's just as far as I can remember with BHF all it would take for him to become approved for PAT testing is for the store manager to fill out a form and send it to head office.

Once Darwin gets his plasma screen tele ..I am sure he will pass on the information..... Thumbs:

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #963 on: March 20, 2014, 05:17:29 PM »
We have a charity shop here in the village which supports a hospice...

LL buys loads of books from them and takes them back when she has read them so they can sell them again.

She went in yesterday with a big bag of read books but they wouldn't let her buy any new ones 'because they were restocking the shelves'....  Banghead

Honestly, you couldn't make it up....  noooo:

One of the locals is a recently retired electrician and his wife works in a charity shop in Newbury.
People keep offering them electrical goods, which they can't sell because they have to be safety checked and that costs them too much.
He is fully qualified and has properly calibrated equipment, safety stickers and so on.
He offered to check every item for them and certify it safe, at no cost.
They declined because he is not an 'approved contractor', so it all goes in the skip.  noooo:

I now have a nice Henry hoover, a pillar drill and a halogen spotlight for the workshop.  whistle:

Is this a local charity or one of the big ones? It's just as far as I can remember with BHF all it would take for him to become approved for PAT testing is for the store manager to fill out a form and send it to head office.

I have a load of PAT testing certificates.....might start putting them on some of my own goods.  Thumbs:




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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #964 on: March 20, 2014, 05:27:07 PM »
We have a charity shop here in the village which supports a hospice...

LL buys loads of books from them and takes them back when she has read them so they can sell them again.

She went in yesterday with a big bag of read books but they wouldn't let her buy any new ones 'because they were restocking the shelves'....  Banghead

Honestly, you couldn't make it up....  noooo:

One of the locals is a recently retired electrician and his wife works in a charity shop in Newbury.
People keep offering them electrical goods, which they can't sell because they have to be safety checked and that costs them too much.
He is fully qualified and has properly calibrated equipment, safety stickers and so on.
He offered to check every item for them and certify it safe, at no cost.
They declined because he is not an 'approved contractor', so it all goes in the skip.  noooo:

I now have a nice Henry hoover, a pillar drill and a halogen spotlight for the workshop.  whistle:

Is this a local charity or one of the big ones? It's just as far as I can remember with BHF all it would take for him to become approved for PAT testing is for the store manager to fill out a form and send it to head office.

Once Darwin gets his plasma screen tele ..I am sure he will pass on the information..... Thumbs:

Given that the only plasma screen TV we ever had in was completely buggered he could be waiting a while for one.  lol:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #965 on: March 22, 2014, 10:14:05 AM »
We have a charity shop here in the village which supports a hospice...

LL buys loads of books from them and takes them back when she has read them so they can sell them again.

She went in yesterday with a big bag of read books but they wouldn't let her buy any new ones 'because they were restocking the shelves'....  Banghead

Honestly, you couldn't make it up....  noooo:

One of the locals is a recently retired electrician and his wife works in a charity shop in Newbury.
People keep offering them electrical goods, which they can't sell because they have to be safety checked and that costs them too much.
He is fully qualified and has properly calibrated equipment, safety stickers and so on.
He offered to check every item for them and certify it safe, at no cost.
They declined because he is not an 'approved contractor', so it all goes in the skip.  noooo:

I now have a nice Henry hoover, a pillar drill and a halogen spotlight for the workshop.  whistle:

Is this a local charity or one of the big ones? It's just as far as I can remember with BHF all it would take for him to become approved for PAT testing is for the store manager to fill out a form and send it to head office.

Once Darwin gets his plasma screen tele ..I am sure he will pass on the information..... Thumbs:

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #966 on: March 23, 2014, 01:48:31 PM »
We have a charity shop here in the village which supports a hospice...

LL buys loads of books from them and takes them back when she has read them so they can sell them again.

She went in yesterday with a big bag of read books but they wouldn't let her buy any new ones 'because they were restocking the shelves'....  Banghead

Honestly, you couldn't make it up....  noooo:

One of the locals is a recently retired electrician and his wife works in a charity shop in Newbury.
People keep offering them electrical goods, which they can't sell because they have to be safety checked and that costs them too much.
He is fully qualified and has properly calibrated equipment, safety stickers and so on.
He offered to check every item for them and certify it safe, at no cost.
They declined because he is not an 'approved contractor', so it all goes in the skip.  noooo:

I now have a nice Henry hoover, a pillar drill and a halogen spotlight for the workshop.  whistle:

Is this a local charity or one of the big ones? It's just as far as I can remember with BHF all it would take for him to become approved for PAT testing is for the store manager to fill out a form and send it to head office.

Once Darwin gets his plasma screen tele ..I am sure he will pass on the information..... Thumbs:

Given that the only plasma screen TV we ever had in was completely buggered he could be waiting a while for one.  lol:
He could have had ours.  I think we finally managed to give it away on the eighth attempt.  Seems no one wants 42" HD plasma TV's now.  And to be fair we didn't.
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #967 on: March 23, 2014, 06:59:42 PM »
Seriously?  eeek: Bloody hell I'd have snapped the bugger up.  noooo:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #968 on: March 23, 2014, 08:52:35 PM »
Seriously?  eeek: Bloody hell I'd have snapped the bugger up.  noooo:
Sorry  redface:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #969 on: March 23, 2014, 08:55:34 PM »
Seriously?  eeek: Bloody hell I'd have snapped the bugger up.  noooo:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #970 on: March 23, 2014, 09:03:53 PM »
The ones I knew always liked a nice big injection too  redface:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #971 on: March 23, 2014, 09:26:14 PM »
The ones I knew always liked a nice big injection too  redface:

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #972 on: March 24, 2014, 05:02:37 AM »
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #973 on: March 24, 2014, 07:44:01 AM »
The ones I knew always liked a nice big injection too  redface:

Chemical cosh was one way to deal with you I suppose  rubschin:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #974 on: March 24, 2014, 04:07:21 PM »
We have a charity shop here in the village which supports a hospice...

LL buys loads of books from them and takes them back when she has read them so they can sell them again.

She went in yesterday with a big bag of read books but they wouldn't let her buy any new ones 'because they were restocking the shelves'....  Banghead

Honestly, you couldn't make it up....  noooo:

One of the locals is a recently retired electrician and his wife works in a charity shop in Newbury.
People keep offering them electrical goods, which they can't sell because they have to be safety checked and that costs them too much.
He is fully qualified and has properly calibrated equipment, safety stickers and so on.
He offered to check every item for them and certify it safe, at no cost.
They declined because he is not an 'approved contractor', so it all goes in the skip.  noooo:

I now have a nice Henry hoover, a pillar drill and a halogen spotlight for the workshop.  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

It was a nightmare trying to clear out my step-father's house in Windsor...

The charidee shops wouldn't take electrical items or 'soft furnishings' that couldn't be guaranteed as fireproof....  noooo:

Bit late now I know, but did you try Age Concern on the Slough Trading Estate ?
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