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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #180 on: August 24, 2017, 03:06:16 PM »
My dentist is babetastic...  cloud9:

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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #181 on: August 24, 2017, 03:41:06 PM »
Does she freeze your dick when you go?  ::)
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #182 on: August 24, 2017, 03:47:07 PM »
Does she freeze your dick when you go?  ::)

For a small extra charge...  ;)
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #183 on: October 24, 2017, 03:58:24 PM »
Well that wasn't too bad.  One broken tooth patched up for £40

Going to need a Crown sooner than later though and that will cost a lot more
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #184 on: October 24, 2017, 04:00:07 PM »
Are you in line for the throne? Mr Darwin may have advice........
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #185 on: October 24, 2017, 04:01:02 PM »
Are you in line for the throne? Mr Darwin may have advice........
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #186 on: October 24, 2017, 11:50:57 PM »
Well that wasn't too bad.  One broken tooth patched up for £40

Going to need a Crown sooner than later though and that will cost a lot more

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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #187 on: November 06, 2017, 04:47:19 PM »
Friday a.m. with Rosa Klebb  scared2:
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #188 on: November 06, 2017, 05:01:37 PM »
Friday a.m. with Rosa Klebb  scared2:

DO you have to tell her you are infected like...?  scared2:
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #189 on: November 06, 2017, 05:03:44 PM »
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #190 on: November 10, 2017, 10:25:25 AM »
Nice new Spanish nurse  eyes:

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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #191 on: January 18, 2018, 04:55:15 PM »
I wonder if the Anglo Saxons had dental problems  rubschin:

Ær þæm þe Romeburg getimbred wære iiii hunde wintrum 7 hundeahtatigum, Uesoges, Egypta cyning, wæs winnende of suðdæle Asiam, oð him se mæsta dæl wearð underþieded. 7 he Uesoges, Egypta cyning, wæs siþþan mid firde farende on Sciþþie on ða norðdælas, 7 his ærendracan beforan asende to þære ðeode, 7 him untweogendlice secgan het þæt hie [oðer] sceolden, oþþe ðæt lond æt him alesan, oþþe he hie wolde mid gefeohte fordon 7 forherigan. Hie him þa gesceadwislice ondwyrdon, 7 cwædon þæt hit gemalic wære 7 unryhtlic þæt swa oferwlenced cyning sceolde winnan on swa earm folc swa hie wæron. Heton him þeh þæt ondwyrde secgan, þæt him leofre wære wið hiene to feohtanne þonne gafol to gieldanne. Hie þæt gelæstan swa, 7 sona þone cyning gefliemdon mid his folce, 7 him æfterfolgiende wæron, 7 ealle ægypte awestan buton þæm fenlondum anum. 7 þa hie hamweard wendon be westan þære ie Eufrate, ealle Asiam hie genieddon þæt hie him gafol guldon, 7 þær wæron fiftene gear þæt lond herigende 7 westende, oð heora wif him sendon ærendracan æfter, 7 him sædon þæt hie oðer dyden, oðþe ham comen oððe hie him woldon oðerra wera ceosan. Hi þa þæt lond forleton, 7 him hamweard ferdon.
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #192 on: January 18, 2018, 04:59:28 PM »
I wonder if the Anglo Saxons had dental problems  rubschin:

Ær þæm þe Romeburg getimbred wære iiii hunde wintrum 7 hundeahtatigum, Uesoges, Egypta cyning, wæs winnende of suðdæle Asiam, oð him se mæsta dæl wearð underþieded. 7 he Uesoges, Egypta cyning, wæs siþþan mid firde farende on Sciþþie on ða norðdælas, 7 his ærendracan beforan asende to þære ðeode, 7 him untweogendlice secgan het þæt hie [oðer] sceolden, oþþe ðæt lond æt him alesan, oþþe he hie wolde mid gefeohte fordon 7 forherigan. Hie him þa gesceadwislice ondwyrdon, 7 cwædon þæt hit gemalic wære 7 unryhtlic þæt swa oferwlenced cyning sceolde winnan on swa earm folc swa hie wæron. Heton him þeh þæt ondwyrde secgan, þæt him leofre wære wið hiene to feohtanne þonne gafol to gieldanne. Hie þæt gelæstan swa, 7 sona þone cyning gefliemdon mid his folce, 7 him æfterfolgiende wæron, 7 ealle ægypte awestan buton þæm fenlondum anum. 7 þa hie hamweard wendon be westan þære ie Eufrate, ealle Asiam hie genieddon þæt hie him gafol guldon, 7 þær wæron fiftene gear þæt lond herigende 7 westende, oð heora wif him sendon ærendracan æfter, 7 him sædon þæt hie oðer dyden, oðþe ham comen oððe hie him woldon oðerra wera ceosan. Hi þa þæt lond forleton, 7 him hamweard ferdon.

I put it into Google Translate and it said, "what is this shite...?"
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #193 on: January 18, 2018, 05:00:35 PM »
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #194 on: January 18, 2018, 05:02:12 PM »
And Google Translate triumphantly gives us.........

Honor Romeburg getimbred wears iiii dog wintrum 7 dog races, Uesoges, Egyptian cyning, wese winnende of suðdæle Asiam, see him the most prominent pump wear underthieded. 7 He Uesoges, Egypt's cyning, the middle of the midst of the Sci thoth on the north pillar, 7 his erendracan beforan asende two thieves, 7 him untweogendlice secgan dei hie [oder] sceolden, othèe lond er he alesan, othþe he hie wolde mid gefeohte vehicle 7 forherigan. Hie him, you're welcome, 7 cwædon hot hit gemalic wears 7 unryhtlic lazy swa of the witch crying on the swan earm folc swa hie wæron. Heton him, you're ondwyrde secgan, let him live, you're welcome to feohtanne þonne gafol to gieldanne. Hie lazy gela swa, 7 son of a silence gefliemdon mid his folce, 7 he lifeserving wardon, 7 ealle egyptic awestan buton strain fenlondum anum. 7 That's the way you're going to get it, you're going to go to Euphrates, you're going to get it, you're gonna get it! Coming to him or not, he will be worshiped. Hi there, lond forleton, 7 him hamweard ferdon.
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