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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #195 on: January 18, 2018, 05:24:48 PM »
And Google Translate triumphantly gives us.........

Honor Romeburg getimbred wears iiii dog wintrum 7 dog races, Uesoges, Egyptian cyning, wese winnende of suðdæle Asiam, see him the most prominent pump wear underthieded. 7 He Uesoges, Egypt's cyning, the middle of the midst of the Sci thoth on the north pillar, 7 his erendracan beforan asende two thieves, 7 him untweogendlice secgan dei hie [oder] sceolden, othèe lond er he alesan, othþe he hie wolde mid gefeohte vehicle 7 forherigan. Hie him, you're welcome, 7 cwædon hot hit gemalic wears 7 unryhtlic lazy swa of the witch crying on the swan earm folc swa hie wæron. Heton him, you're ondwyrde secgan, let him live, you're welcome to feohtanne þonne gafol to gieldanne. Hie lazy gela swa, 7 son of a silence gefliemdon mid his folce, 7 he lifeserving wardon, 7 ealle egyptic awestan buton strain fenlondum anum. 7 That's the way you're going to get it, you're going to go to Euphrates, you're going to get it, you're gonna get it! Coming to him or not, he will be worshiped. Hi there, lond forleton, 7 him hamweard ferdon.
Seems rather obsessed with taking them up the Euphrates.
Still, one hump is better than none, as the old Egyptian cynic said.
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #196 on: January 18, 2018, 05:25:30 PM »
Sounds like a plan  rubschin:
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #197 on: January 19, 2018, 02:03:11 PM »
And Google Translate triumphantly gives us.........

Honor Romeburg getimbred wears iiii dog wintrum 7 dog races, Uesoges, Egyptian cyning, wese winnende of suðdæle Asiam, see him the most prominent pump wear underthieded. 7 He Uesoges, Egypt's cyning, the middle of the midst of the Sci thoth on the north pillar, 7 his erendracan beforan asende two thieves, 7 him untweogendlice secgan dei hie [oder] sceolden, othèe lond er he alesan, othþe he hie wolde mid gefeohte vehicle 7 forherigan. Hie him, you're welcome, 7 cwædon hot hit gemalic wears 7 unryhtlic lazy swa of the witch crying on the swan earm folc swa hie wæron. Heton him, you're ondwyrde secgan, let him live, you're welcome to feohtanne þonne gafol to gieldanne. Hie lazy gela swa, 7 son of a silence gefliemdon mid his folce, 7 he lifeserving wardon, 7 ealle egyptic awestan buton strain fenlondum anum. 7 That's the way you're going to get it, you're going to go to Euphrates, you're going to get it, you're gonna get it! Coming to him or not, he will be worshiped. Hi there, lond forleton, 7 him hamweard ferdon.
You post that like someone gives a flying fuck what it translated to
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #198 on: January 19, 2018, 02:36:28 PM »
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #199 on: February 02, 2018, 01:07:56 PM »
Rosa Klebb was in a flirtatious mood  scared2:
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #200 on: February 02, 2018, 03:00:21 PM »
Rosa Klebb was in a flirtatious mood  scared2:

My dentist is like that (have I mentioned she is babetastic?)...  eyes:

...I think the idea is that you'd concentrate on suppressing an erection which takes your mind off the immense pain she is about to inflict on you...  scared2:

...she obviously didn't know you are reliant on the little blue pills...  point:
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #201 on: February 02, 2018, 03:24:14 PM »
Rosa Klebb was in a flirtatious mood  scared2:

My dentist is like that (have I mentioned she is babetastic?)...  eyes:

...I think the idea is that you'd concentrate on suppressing an erection which takes your mind off the immense pain she is about to inflict on you...  scared2:

...she obviously didn't know you are reliant on the little blue pills...  point:

Either that or she is planning on giving him a stroke...  rubschin:
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #202 on: February 02, 2018, 03:57:53 PM »
A stroke you say?  Someone call an ambulance for #23 Nick Towers Nottingham
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #203 on: May 21, 2018, 05:45:33 AM »
Rosa Klebb at 10.00  scared2:
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #204 on: May 21, 2018, 06:20:39 AM »
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #205 on: May 21, 2018, 07:25:05 AM »
Rosa Klebb at 10.00  scared2:
Just lie back and think of eels
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #206 on: May 21, 2018, 07:45:10 AM »
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #207 on: May 21, 2018, 09:51:26 AM »
Yay, Rosa Klebb has left  :thumbsup:  Saw Nikita instead   eyes:
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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #208 on: May 21, 2018, 10:18:55 AM »
Is your dentist the other side of the Iron Curtain?

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Re: asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)
« Reply #209 on: May 21, 2018, 10:31:51 AM »
It is like the Tower of Babel  :thumbsup:
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