Clinical trials

[Grumpmeister]

Been there today

Nice new doctor 

New admin person collared me and apologised. They have been underpaying me. "So sorry, but we owe you an extra £540."

 

     

So it's either an accounting cock up or they have been testing the wrong drug on you.. 

[Barman]

Been there today

Nice new doctor 

New admin person collared me and apologised. They have been underpaying me. "So sorry, but we owe you an extra £540."

 

 

[Nick]

A call floods in.

The trial has been cut short, but we need to see you for a final time in London TOMORROW

We will cover your expenses as well as a £500 final payment

 

[Steve]

A call floods in.

The trial has been cut short, but we need to see you for a final time in London TOMORROW

We will cover your expenses as well as a £500 final payment

 

   

[Barman]

A call floods in.

The trial has been cut short, but we need to see you for a final time in London TOMORROW

We will cover your expenses as well as a £500 final payment

 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Perhaps I'm being cynical but when clinical trials are cut short like that I'd say it means that either the product has performed well above expectations or they need to get rid of the evidence.. 

[Nick]

Neither

I learned that Johnson and Johnson decided that the "Global Vaccination Landscape" has changed.

Apparently people prefer injecting disinfectant and shining lights up their arseholes for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zicGxU5MfwE

[Steve]

Neither

I learned that Johnson and Johnson decided that the "Global Vaccination Landscape" has changed.

Apparently people prefer injecting disinfectant and shining lights up their arseholes for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zicGxU5MfwE

I suspect connected to this story:  https://edition.cnn.com/2023/05/15/health/johnson-johnson-covid-vaccine-end/index.html
 
J&J's Covid vaccine only had one of those emergency approvals and why spend $squillions getting full approval when (like the Astra Zeneca vaccine) there is a tiny risk of blood clots (compared to if getting the bug) and as J&J found out with baby powder, a limitless supply of people ready to sue.



 

[Nick]

Maybe, but this was not a Covid vaccine

[Steve]

Maybe, but this was not a Covid vaccine

respiratory syncytial virus (RSV)?

Glaxo got theirs approved earlier this month and then https://endpts.com/jj-halts-huge-study-of-experimental-rsv-vaccine-and-kills-program-in-surprise-decision/