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Offline Steve

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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #150 on: March 10, 2013, 12:02:41 PM »
I have officially been downgraded by Mrs K to "poorly person"  (I think she means me cold) on account of me croaky voice which at times fades away to nuffin

(This annoucncement made solely to save Ozzie DJs the cost of prank calls to K towers to find out)
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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #151 on: March 10, 2013, 01:07:02 PM »
Tell her it comes back and bites you on the arse.... not literally like
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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #152 on: March 10, 2013, 01:23:57 PM »
All these medications have cost a bloody fortune

Biggest help has been a good snot-blowing session followed up by a bowl of steaming water, 10 drops of Olbas Oil and a tea towel over me head for five minutes

 cloud9:

Meanwhile, the snot just keeps on flowing. Banghead

WHERE does it piggin' come from? eeek:

Your snot gland  :thumbsup:

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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #153 on: March 10, 2013, 01:27:17 PM »
All these medications have cost a bloody fortune

Biggest help has been a good snot-blowing session followed up by a bowl of steaming water, 10 drops of Olbas Oil and a tea towel over me head for five minutes

 cloud9:

Meanwhile, the snot just keeps on flowing. Banghead

WHERE does it piggin' come from? eeek:

Your snot gland  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

Why do you encourage the COCK ey, why, exactly like?  Shrugs:

Wasn't even remotely funny either, which just makes it all the more confuslicating. confused:

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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #154 on: March 11, 2013, 08:10:24 AM »
All these medications have cost a bloody fortune

Biggest help has been a good snot-blowing session followed up by a bowl of steaming water, 10 drops of Olbas Oil and a tea towel over me head for five minutes

 cloud9:

Meanwhile, the snot just keeps on flowing. Banghead

WHERE does it piggin' come from? eeek:

Your snot gland  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

Why do you encourage the COCK ey, why, exactly like?  Shrugs:

Wasn't even remotely funny either, which just makes it all the more confuslicating. confused:

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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #155 on: March 11, 2013, 09:16:44 AM »
Doesn't take much then ey? ::)

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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #156 on: March 11, 2013, 10:00:55 AM »
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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #157 on: March 11, 2013, 01:59:37 PM »
I haven't got man flu  angel1

I am perky, apart from the walnut problem  evil:
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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #158 on: March 11, 2013, 02:36:30 PM »
 
I haven't got man flu  angel1

I am perky, apart from the walnut problem  evil:
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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #159 on: March 11, 2013, 02:39:12 PM »
I haven't got man flu  angel1

I am perky, apart from the walnut problem  evil:



Yes . . His walnut is not really in the pink (if he's to be believed)


Though I will admit to being confused by the comparison - unless he was making to a 'naked' walnut . . . whistle:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #160 on: March 11, 2013, 02:53:16 PM »
I haven't got man flu  angel1

I am perky, apart from the walnut problem  evil:



Yes . . His walnut is not really in the pink (if he's to be believed)


Though I will admit to being confused by the comparison - unless he was making to a 'naked' walnut . . . whistle:

Walnut Whip ....... Look familiar?
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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #161 on: March 11, 2013, 03:26:52 PM »
I haven't got man flu  angel1

I am perky, apart from the walnut problem  evil:



Yes . . His walnut is not really in the pink (if he's to be believed)


Though I will admit to being confused by the comparison - unless he was making to a 'naked' walnut . . . whistle:

Walnut Whip ....... Look familiar?



Well, if that's what his willy looks like, I don't want to ask what he's been using it for!


Mine has certainly never looked remotely like that!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #162 on: March 11, 2013, 03:30:43 PM »
I am not responsible for Snoopy's home movies  whistle:
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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #163 on: March 11, 2013, 04:14:38 PM »
TBH, I never have considered you responsible, full stop.

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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #164 on: March 11, 2013, 04:17:39 PM »
TBH, I never have considered you responsible, full stop.
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