Much ta Mr G
I ought to take a parrotseatemall or two but err indoors says best to let the symptoms come out
It's not like it's bubonic plague but an arse all the same
Indeed, Steve, but get them paracetomol down yer neck lad. They won't stop it at all, but give you a three or four hours of headache free bliss..
'Bout time they came up with some preventative medication for this common cold malarky, 'cus it don't arf louse yu life up for a week or two dunnit?

I suspect the powers that be don't really want a cure though, as the pharmacuticals would lose billions on the current relief shite that they sell by the ton every minute werld wide no doubt.
