The Virtual Pub

Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Barman on December 15, 2011, 06:58:05 PM

Title: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2011, 06:58:05 PM
Why me? sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2011, 07:09:52 PM
'Cos you're worth it.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2011, 07:11:30 PM
LL brought it back. Make her wait on you hand and foot like  :thumbsup:




























































































Fat chance  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2011, 08:16:45 PM
Indeed... fat chance...  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2011, 09:36:47 PM
Why me? sad24:

Again,,............ noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on December 16, 2011, 02:49:07 AM
I seen to be developing it too.... achoo!  sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2011, 02:53:38 AM
I seen to be developing it too.... achoo!  sad24:


Have a few beers......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 16, 2011, 06:15:40 AM
The VP obviously only breeds really virully resistant menfolk  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2011, 07:57:29 AM
Cough! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on December 18, 2011, 11:27:39 AM
I seen to be developing it too.... achoo!  sad24:

It went, it's back again, lemsip/whiskey/honey is being consumed  surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 31, 2012, 09:33:51 PM
The Brat has man flu  ::)

I have just been called into her bedroom and asked to go and get her some antibiotics  ::)

If I can't manage to source any of those please could I go and buy some Hagan Daaz to help her sore throat  Banghead
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2012, 09:35:21 PM
A pillow over the face often helps angel1
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on January 31, 2012, 09:58:15 PM
A pillow over the face often helps angel1

Nick, graduate of the Stepping Hill school of medicine  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on January 31, 2012, 10:09:47 PM
A pillow over the face often helps angel1

It is flu............not sex.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Pirate on January 31, 2012, 10:14:41 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

I am just recovering...sore nose now...and a koff...
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 31, 2012, 10:27:13 PM
A pillow over the face often helps angel1

It is flu............not sex.......... noooo:

he's not joking noooo:...although at least with the pillow over your face, you dont have to look at him. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on January 31, 2012, 10:35:05 PM
A pillow over the face often helps angel1

It is flu............not sex.......... noooo:

he's not joking noooo:...although at least with the pillow over your face, you dont have to look at him. :thumbsup:

Ha Ha she still thinks it's me ........... whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 31, 2012, 10:50:16 PM
I know its not you, tinky winky.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 06:33:32 AM
A pillow over the face often helps angel1

It is flu............not sex.......... noooo:

he's not joking noooo:...although at least with the pillow over your face, you dont have to look at him. :thumbsup:

Ha Ha she still thinks it's me ........... whistle:

happy001
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on February 01, 2012, 06:58:31 AM
([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc[/url]) ([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php[/url])

I am just recovering...sore nose now...and a koff...


Recovery number 1, 2 or 3? It's known around here as the boomerang bug  scared2:  I had three (fingers crossed) "recoveries"  sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 01, 2012, 07:16:54 AM
TriFlu you say ?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Pirate on February 01, 2012, 07:18:42 AM
Funny you  say that JOM...Tis in fact the second recovery...
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 01, 2012, 04:20:44 PM
Third time for me now. sad24: can't breath and throat is raw.  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 04:22:30 PM
Third time for me now. sad24: can't breath and throat is raw.  noooo:

 shutup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 01, 2012, 04:24:47 PM
feck off, I'm sick like.  sad24: need loves and cuggles.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 04:25:48 PM
feck off, I'm sick like.  sad24: need loves and cuggles.

I'm not gonna cuddle you - filthy, germ-ridden thing that you are....  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 01, 2012, 04:27:42 PM
fuck you too. Finger:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 04:28:38 PM
fuck you too. Finger:

happy001
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 03, 2012, 11:14:40 AM
I have snot swell.  noooo: so bunged up my face looks like a guppy fish.  All puffy and stoopid. sad24:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimage.org%2Fe9yjf0t7t%2Ffishy.jpg&hash=3b4a53f73b343532a12f44755d69dd41) (http://postimage.org/image/e9yjf0t7t/)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2012, 11:20:12 AM
The Brat is still not at school  eeek:

She has only eaten 1 bagel in 4 days   noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2012, 09:02:34 PM
The Brat appears to be in recovery mode .

Just in time for the weekend like  rubschin:

She is researching driving lessons and the costs of new cars and working out what MY saving plan should be  shocked003
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2012, 09:10:34 PM
The Brat appears to be in recovery mode .

Just in time for the weekend like  rubschin:

She is researching driving lessons and the costs of new cars and working out what MY saving plan should be  shocked003

On the plus side a driver for voddy nights.......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2012, 09:15:52 PM
She is only 15 FFS  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2012, 09:31:31 PM
She is only 15 FFS  noooo:

Investment .......lets be honest can't see you giving up the voddy within 3 years......... whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2012, 09:33:16 PM
Ah but if she is expecting you to pay for the car that means you can choose what she gets.... Maybe giving the impression you would get her a Lada would have the desired effect.  eveilgrin:

She is only 15 FFS  noooo:

Investment .......lets be honest can't see you giving up the voddy within 3 years......... whistle:

That's not fair APC, Miss D is an responsible drinker.







Single handedly responsible for the upkeep of the voddy industry  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 05, 2012, 07:48:41 PM
man flu sucks!!!!! I am loaded with cold, apc also has it, however I make him hot toddies, rub his poorly head and feed him nourishing dinner, he then.......goes to the pub. maybe its not man flu that sucks, just men.  angry041:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Pirate on February 05, 2012, 07:50:47 PM
How very dare you...get back in the kitchen...
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2012, 07:51:55 PM
I am kindly and have wabbit pie, I also have amazing hands and oil and stuff  eyes:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2012, 07:52:24 PM
man flu sucks!!!!! I am loaded with cold, apc also has it, however I make him hot toddies, rub his poorly head and feed him nourishing dinner, he then.......goes to the pub. maybe its not man flu that sucks, just men.  angry041:

I'm glad I didn't come and see you both today now....  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Pirate on February 05, 2012, 07:53:58 PM
You was just waiting for APC to go to the pub...


 point:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2012, 07:56:26 PM
Oh dear Miss T , you now have them queueing up to look after you. You may have to devise some sort of selection process .  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 05, 2012, 07:57:16 PM
clearly I didn't think this through.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2012, 07:58:22 PM
On me way :thumbsup:  Warm your hands up  cloud9:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 05, 2012, 08:01:57 PM
On me way :thumbsup:  Warm your hands up  cloud9:

bring more brandy and your in  :thumbsup: 
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2012, 08:03:40 PM
You're  ::)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Pirate on February 05, 2012, 08:04:19 PM
4.5 hours...Mrs Nick used to say that he was only good for 4.5 seconds


Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 05, 2012, 08:06:02 PM
fuck off Mr English, I'm poorly sick. (did I spell fuck right?)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2012, 08:06:09 PM
On me way :thumbsup:  Warm your hands up  cloud9:

bring more brandy and your in  :thumbsup:

I heard that about you...  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Pirate on February 05, 2012, 08:07:50 PM
fuck off Mr English, I'm poorly sick. (did I spell fuck right?)

 whacky115 whacky115

Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2012, 08:10:53 PM
Not you Chutney Chopper, think it was for our Nick .....for the your / re reference.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 05, 2012, 08:12:01 PM
Not you Chutney Chopper, think it was for our Nick .....for the your / re reference.

Many thanks Miss D.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on February 05, 2012, 08:31:04 PM
fuck off Mr English, I'm poorly sick. (did I spell fuck right?)


Allow me to assist Miss T

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fc67t3becr%2Ff_off_2.jpg&hash=539ecec8acf509110c7701aa07b06353) (http://postimage.org/image/c67t3becr/)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2012, 08:32:59 PM
fuck off Mr English, I'm poorly sick. (did I spell fuck right?)


Allow me to assist Miss T

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fc67t3becr%2Ff_off_2.jpg&hash=539ecec8acf509110c7701aa07b06353[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/c67t3becr/[/url])


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 05, 2012, 11:16:01 PM
fuck off Mr English, I'm poorly sick. (did I spell fuck right?)


Allow me to assist Miss T

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fc67t3becr%2Ff_off_2.jpg&hash=539ecec8acf509110c7701aa07b06353[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/c67t3becr/[/url])


 lol: lol: lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20091105201030%2Funcyclopedia%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ffc%2FPilgrim_of_Plymouth.jpg&hash=4005a67bd5bb782ed82e7cb4500ee384)

"I wish thee no harm, but thou art standing where I am about to punch"
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2012, 06:46:24 AM
fuck off Mr English, I'm poorly sick. (did I spell fuck right?)


Allow me to assist Miss T

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fc67t3becr%2Ff_off_2.jpg&hash=539ecec8acf509110c7701aa07b06353[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/c67t3becr/[/url])


 lol: lol: lol:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20091105201030%2Funcyclopedia%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ffc%2FPilgrim_of_Plymouth.jpg&hash=4005a67bd5bb782ed82e7cb4500ee384[/url])

"I wish thee no harm, but thou art standing where I am about to punch"


happy001
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2012, 09:30:14 PM
fuck off Mr English, I'm poorly sick. (did I spell fuck right?)


You could always try the Kazakhstani zoo approach is effective on humans, according to those guys collapsio works wonders...  whistle:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16871325 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16871325)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on February 07, 2012, 09:44:17 PM
fuck off Mr English, I'm poorly sick. (did I spell fuck right?)


You could always try the Kazakhstani zoo approach is effective on humans, according to those guys collapsio works wonders...  whistle:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16871325[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16871325[/url])



I will pour a glass now............for medical reasons........ whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 07, 2012, 09:57:19 PM
fuck off Mr English, I'm poorly sick. (did I spell fuck right?)


Allow me to assist Miss T

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fc67t3becr%2Ff_off_2.jpg&hash=539ecec8acf509110c7701aa07b06353[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/c67t3becr/[/url])


 lol: lol: lol:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20091105201030%2Funcyclopedia%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ffc%2FPilgrim_of_Plymouth.jpg&hash=4005a67bd5bb782ed82e7cb4500ee384[/url])

"I wish thee no harm, but thou art standing where I am about to punch"


happy001




outstanding!!!  happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 08, 2012, 08:08:56 AM
The pictures may have to be shared. lol: lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Pastis on February 19, 2012, 01:37:32 PM
Yuk!   cry:   Where's the waves flag thingy?   Only a degree or so above normal but bad enough to feel like shite.

Going back to bed. Have a lovely weekend  ::)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2012, 01:39:49 PM
I hope I haven't caught it  scared2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Snoopy on February 19, 2012, 01:42:15 PM
Did you kiss him or anyfink?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2012, 01:44:42 PM
He was breathing heavily, at least while Miss D was there  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Snoopy on February 19, 2012, 01:48:56 PM
I don't suppose he was the only one.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2012, 02:08:41 PM
I don't suppose he was the only one.
Nick could have picked up any manner of ailment when his tongue hit the floor.  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2012, 02:10:25 PM
Butcher's dog  redface:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2012, 02:15:52 PM
Butcher's dog  redface:

Judah's parrot more like.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2012, 07:25:30 PM
Collapso isn't touching it - I've resorted to Beechams....  noooo:

There is some railway joke in there but my head is too full to see it....
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2012, 07:35:47 PM
Collapso isn't touching it - I've resorted to Beechams....  noooo:

There is some railway joke in there but my head is too full to see it....

I have a virus too......I think....
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2012, 07:38:26 PM
Collapso isn't touching it - I've resorted to Beechams....  noooo:

There is some railway joke in there but my head is too full to see it....

I have a virus too......I think....

Those Russian girls...  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on February 22, 2012, 07:51:42 PM
Collapso isn't touching it - I've resorted to Beechams....  noooo:

There is some railway joke in there but my head is too full to see it....

See if you can see a joke about Beeching rather than Beecham, it may be easier  point:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on February 22, 2012, 08:02:18 PM
Collapso isn't touching it - I've resorted to Beechams....  noooo:

There is some railway joke in there but my head is too full to see it....

See if you can see a joke about Beeching rather than Beecham, it may be easier  point:

Don't be nasty JOM, he'll lose his train of thought... whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Pirate on February 22, 2012, 08:03:09 PM
Was it the one where you see the light at the end of the tunnel...but it's another train coming?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2012, 08:24:52 PM
He is probally a sleeper now..
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2012, 05:26:57 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on February 23, 2012, 05:40:38 AM
Ignore them Barman  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2012, 10:39:57 AM
**KOFF**  sad32:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 23, 2012, 11:36:53 AM
AAAAAAACHOOOOOOO!   Freezy: surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Pastis on February 23, 2012, 05:02:05 PM
Seems like it's doing the rounds. Mine's gone but I still can't hear much   noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2012, 05:27:34 PM
I am in the pink  :dogrun:

All set for the gerls in Venice  eyes:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2012, 06:03:06 AM
The phlegm....  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on April 03, 2012, 12:30:37 PM
I may be sick ......... noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2012, 12:38:02 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2012, 12:54:51 PM
We have hardy men folk in this place don't we  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2012, 12:57:39 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on April 03, 2012, 12:58:33 PM
We have hardy men folk in this place don't we  noooo:

 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2012, 01:41:42 PM
We have hardy men folk in this place don't we  noooo:

Some of us haven't had a day at off work for 40 years.   whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2012, 02:26:24 PM
We have hardy men folk in this place don't we  noooo:

 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002

I'll have you know I have never taken a sick day in my life young lady.  Spank2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2012, 02:31:47 PM
Non hardy and delusional  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Snoopy on April 03, 2012, 02:35:32 PM
 Whatevah:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2012, 02:40:11 PM
18 months as a student nurse hearing rabid wimmin ranting about their other halves skiving off with man flu did it for me. The closest I'd come would be to work from home.  angel1
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 05, 2013, 06:59:06 AM
Got the full version of it here this morning, I can sing "Wanderin' Star" pitch perfect like  sad24:  sad24:  sad24:  sad24:  sad24:

I told my colleague to sod off home on Friday cos he looked rough as fuck, would he listen, would he hell  cussing:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 05, 2013, 07:00:13 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimage.org%2Fx2oxa9ff5%2Fpub_cat_11.jpg&hash=f605a786c048bf7411dc4e7db25a0450) (http://postimage.org/image/x2oxa9ff5/)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 05, 2013, 07:13:49 AM
Do you need some antibiotics?  I think I have one course that was rendered unnecessary...  surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 05, 2013, 07:38:55 AM
No, that cleared up, it's flu I've got like
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 05, 2013, 08:29:26 AM
No, that cleared up, it's flu I've got like

Got it here too, and young G jnr has been particulary badly infected.
His coughing at night is actually quite scary tbh.
Told him several times over the last 10 days to stay off work , but will he? noooo:


'Ave a well meaning and understanding man 'ug from me anyway. happy100
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 05, 2013, 08:50:29 AM
Cheers fella, have a blokey one back  happy100

[slips £25 in left pocket and awaits response from others]
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 05, 2013, 08:56:45 AM
Cheers fella, have a blokey one back  happy100

[slips £25 in left pocket and awaits response from others]

It is actually shite in'it? sad32:

I was just starting to brag to everyone how I''d seemingly managed to swerve away from all the usual winter bugs this time, and the first time ever too iirc, but no, oh bastard NO. Banghead

Young G Jnr is to blame, probably infected 2 weeks ago from one of his passengers sneezing and snorting all over him.
He's fully aware of this, and cleans his hands with that anti bacterial gel dozens of times every day, seemingly to no avail. Banghead
Told him he was wasting his time like. If the microscopic  filth and shite blows your way and you breathe it in, you've got it, simple as.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2013, 10:06:25 AM
Top Tip: Go to werk in a spacesuit  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 05, 2013, 12:52:53 PM
Top Tip: Go to werk in a spacesuit  :thumbsup:

Second top tip: Don't have a curry the night before.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 05, 2013, 05:55:09 PM
Now MM has gorrit with a throat and chest infection to keep it company too.
G jnr on his day off is curled up in a ball in front of the fire, still in his jimjams  eeek:

I feel like a overflowing bag of pure 100% shite after foolishly thinking I was feeling a bit betterer this morning.
loads of werk to do, typically, but i just physically couldn't carry on after 3.
Just had a lie down, nodded off briefly only to be awoken unable to breathe and choking on pure luvlee thick snot. sick2:

Luvlee! cloud9: noooo:

Of course, the so so wonderful big 'eaded uninfected Mrs G wonders what all the fuss is about. ::)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 05, 2013, 09:01:04 PM
I feel your pain  sad24:   Even a 22/1 shot didn't lift the spirits  cry:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 05, 2013, 11:55:53 PM
Poor MM has gone very quiet, never a good sign, gone to bed hours ago, and doesn't want any lights on which is slightly worrying, and her coughing sounds painful and strained.

Meanwhile, poor young G jnr continues barking away continuosly.
2 bastard weeks of this now, Banghead  but give him credit, he doesn't moan about it that much.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 06, 2013, 06:47:39 AM
 sad24:   NickSick  It's gone to me chest now as well, bastard asthma  cussing:  (54 by the way)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 08:20:55 AM
sad24:   NickSick  It's gone to me chest now as well, bastard asthma  cussing:  (54 by the way)

It's a bit, no, lot of a twat, in'it ey JOM?

You been in touch with the quackters, especially with the owld asthma kicking in?


Young G Jnr has just rung for an appointment for 10.
Probably be told the ususal shite....drink lots of water, take paracetomol. plenty of rest, keep warm no better in 2 weeks come back.

Oh really?
Well knock me down. Shocked:
Thanks for that quack, as i was sssso seriously considering going on a water free diet,  non stop wild partying for 2 weeks, in the buff down in the Arctic.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 06, 2013, 12:00:15 PM
I've not bothered with the doctors. I'm taking Beechams flu-plus, Ibuprofen, Covonia throat spray and gallons of Vimto to keep the fluids up. The Vimto is probably doing me more good than the other stuff TBH  ;) . Asthma, I've coped with it all me life, so the occasional spray of Sabutomol or whatever they're calling it this year helps as does the occasional mug of damson jam and boiling water

I don't know if these bugs are getting stronger or I'm getting weaker as I get older, but this one has well and truly knocked me fer six  cry:

Still, I could be going through what Miss C's going through today
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 02:17:10 PM
I've not bothered with the doctors. I'm taking Beechams flu-plus, Ibuprofen, Covonia throat spray and gallons of Vimto to keep the fluids up. The Vimto is probably doing me more good than the other stuff TBH  ;) . Asthma, I've coped with it all me life, so the occasional spray of Sabutomol or whatever they're calling it this year helps as does the occasional mug of damson jam and boiling water

I don't know if these bugs are getting stronger or I'm getting weaker as I get older, but this one has well and truly knocked me fer six  cry:

Still, I could be going through what Miss C's going through today

Why? eeek:
Have I missed summat here?  redface:

Apart from the ongoings, wozup with my very own lickle fluffy chic chic chicky? cry:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 06, 2013, 03:25:19 PM
Horse-pickle appointment


Just nipped down to the Gurkhas supermarket and got me a hot spice mix to go with some chicken, peppers and onions. By god, it's chasing those germs out (via pores and nose)  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 06:57:56 PM
Horse-pickle appointment


Just nipped down to the Gurkhas supermarket and got me a hot spice mix to go with some chicken, peppers and onions. By god, it's chasing those germs out (via pores and nose)  :thumbsup:

Good man.
Sweat it out, and do it the pleasurable way.
SPICY NOSH! eveilgrin:

I'm feelin' a heap betterer today. Just weak in the legs. Banghead
I may go back the gym tomozo to gain me strength back.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 07:00:53 PM
Horse-pickle appointment


Just nipped down to the Gurkhas supermarket and got me a hot spice mix to go with some chicken, peppers and onions. By god, it's chasing those germs out (via pores and nose)  :thumbsup:

Good man.
Sweat it out, and do it the pleasurable way.
SPICY NOSH! eveilgrin:

I'm feelin' a heap betterer today. Just weak in the legs. Banghead
I may go back the gym tomozo to gain me strength back.

Give up that gym stuff is bollocks ............you are bowing to the media bollocks .....
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 06, 2013, 07:09:48 PM
oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.

If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.

,man up!


 NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick pussies.  ::)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 07:09:58 PM
Horse-pickle appointment


Just nipped down to the Gurkhas supermarket and got me a hot spice mix to go with some chicken, peppers and onions. By god, it's chasing those germs out (via pores and nose)  :thumbsup:

Good man.
Sweat it out, and do it the pleasurable way.
SPICY NOSH! eveilgrin:

I'm feelin' a heap betterer today. Just weak in the legs. Banghead
I may go back the gym tomozo to gain me strength back.

Give up that gym stuff is bollocks ............you are bowing to the media bollocks .....

Oh get you, Mr I know it all friggin' Atlas. ::)

It's done me loads of good.
I don't just go there to ponce about like many do, no, I actually give meself the absolute biffters and overall feel betterer for it....AND I've lost weight too following this new regime I'm on, so there. Finger:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 07:14:20 PM
Horse-pickle appointment


Just nipped down to the Gurkhas supermarket and got me a hot spice mix to go with some chicken, peppers and onions. By god, it's chasing those germs out (via pores and nose)  :thumbsup:

Good man.
Sweat it out, and do it the pleasurable way.
SPICY NOSH! eveilgrin:

I'm feelin' a heap betterer today. Just weak in the legs. Banghead
I may go back the gym tomozo to gain me strength back.

Give up that gym stuff is bollocks ............you are bowing to the media bollocks .....

Oh get you, Mr I know it all friggin' Atlas. ::)

It's done me loads of good.
I don't just go there to ponce about like many do, no, I actually give meself the absolute biffters and overall feel betterer for it....AND I've lost weight too following this new regime I'm on, so there. Finger:

Then stop posting that you are falling apart ......lost weight did you drop your wallet. rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 07:14:46 PM
oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.

If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.

,man up!


 NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick pussies.  ::)

OK. Keep yer friggin' wig on ya narky mare. evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 07:17:07 PM
Horse-pickle appointment


Just nipped down to the Gurkhas supermarket and got me a hot spice mix to go with some chicken, peppers and onions. By god, it's chasing those germs out (via pores and nose)  :thumbsup:

Good man.
Sweat it out, and do it the pleasurable way.
SPICY NOSH! eveilgrin:

I'm feelin' a heap betterer today. Just weak in the legs. Banghead
I may go back the gym tomozo to gain me strength back.

Give up that gym stuff is bollocks ............you are bowing to the media bollocks .....

Oh get you, Mr I know it all friggin' Atlas. ::)

It's done me loads of good.
I don't just go there to ponce about like many do, no, I actually give meself the absolute biffters and overall feel betterer for it....AND I've lost weight too following this new regime I'm on, so there. Finger:

Then stop posting that you are falling apart ......lost weight did you drop your wallet. rubschin:

Wha'?  whacky115

I was havin' a natter with JOM anyway, ya nark #2
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 07:21:35 PM
oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.

If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.

,man up!


 NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick pussies.  ::)

 eeek:

I offered to rub Vick on yer chest!  cussing:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 06, 2013, 07:24:46 PM
oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.

If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.

,man up!


 NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick pussies.  ::)

 eeek:

I offered to rub Vick on yer chest!  cussing:

yes you did.  cloud9:

did you enjoy it?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 07:27:55 PM
Thought the title of the thread sort of gave a clue as to what the subject is SUPPOSED to be about anyway. ::)
Fuck it. I'll Pm anyone and vice versa that wants to discuss MAN FLU in future seeing as it has seemingly narked you both so much. Banghead
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 07:30:21 PM
Thought the title of the thread sort of gave a clue as to what the subject is SUPPOSED to be about anyway. ::)
Fuck it. I'll Pm anyone and vice versa that wants to discuss MAN FLU in future seeing as it has seemingly narked you both so much. Banghead

Man up you girly ...........thought you hill walking northerners were hard like...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 06, 2013, 07:31:05 PM
Can you keep the noise down, I'm suffering here  sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 07:32:48 PM
Can you keep the noise down, I'm suffering here  sad24:

Sorry .............he started it......... redface:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 07:33:07 PM
oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.

If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.

,man up!


 NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick pussies.  ::)

 eeek:

I offered to rub Vick on yer chest!  cussing:

yes you did.  cloud9:

did you enjoy it?

Oh yessssssss.... Drool:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 07:35:45 PM
Thought the title of the thread sort of gave a clue as to what the subject is SUPPOSED to be about anyway. ::)
Fuck it. I'll Pm anyone and vice versa that wants to discuss MAN FLU in future seeing as it has seemingly narked you both so much. Banghead

Man up you girly ...........thought you hill walking northerners were hard like...... rubschin:

 Finger: Wankah:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 07:37:49 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 07, 2013, 01:50:14 PM
How's you today then JOM? Getting betterer?

man 'ugs,

from,
a Care Bear. angel1
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 07, 2013, 06:57:01 PM
Quite a bit better this evening

Had the second half of me Gurkha curry at lunchtime today. I could actually smell and taste it this time, so on the mend. Actually thinking of going in work tomorrow, it helps that it's the gaffers thank you for all those hours on "Snowdesk". Caterers are coming in, unlimited bacon, sausage and egg rolls for four hours  cloud9:

Hope you're better, that Nursey Miss T needs to work on her bedside manner a bit I reckon  lol:

Here's one for future use...  lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimage.org%2F9ae1qb7np%2Fdon_t_care_bear.jpg&hash=7eab35a4c52e0b209374455b1f75a4e4) (http://postimage.org/image/9ae1qb7np/)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 07, 2013, 07:19:41 PM
Quite a bit better this evening

Had the second half of me Gurkha curry at lunchtime today. I could actually smell and taste it this time, so on the mend. Actually thinking of going in work tomorrow, it helps that it's the gaffers thank you for all those hours on "Snowdesk". Caterers are coming in, unlimited bacon, sausage and egg rolls for four hours  cloud9:

Hope you're better, that Nursey Miss T needs to work on her bedside manner a bit I reckon  lol:

Here's one for future use...  lol:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimage.org%2F9ae1qb7np%2Fdon_t_care_bear.jpg&hash=7eab35a4c52e0b209374455b1f75a4e4[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/9ae1qb7np/[/url])


watch your mouth, it's almost time for your rectal exam and I'm sure you want me to be nice.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 07, 2013, 08:12:02 PM
I knew you had a soft side
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2013, 08:21:08 PM
Quite a bit better this evening

Had the second half of me Gurkha curry at lunchtime today. I could actually smell and taste it this time, so on the mend. Actually thinking of going in work tomorrow, it helps that it's the gaffers thank you for all those hours on "Snowdesk". Caterers are coming in, unlimited bacon, sausage and egg rolls for four hours  cloud9:

Hope you're better, that Nursey Miss T needs to work on her bedside manner a bit I reckon  lol:

Here's one for future use...  lol:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimage.org%2F9ae1qb7np%2Fdon_t_care_bear.jpg&hash=7eab35a4c52e0b209374455b1f75a4e4[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/9ae1qb7np/[/url])


watch your mouth, it's almost time for your rectal exam and I'm sure you want me to be nice.


 eeek:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 07, 2013, 09:43:45 PM
^^^

Captured the moment a treat there Barman  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2013, 09:48:28 PM
^^^

Captured the moment a treat there Barman  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 07, 2013, 10:15:39 PM
Take the position.....................


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimage.org%2Fhwbe4p413%2F21_Chen_blog_Span.jpg&hash=76f278e6528fcd87540b48ee503b812b) (http://postimage.org/image/hwbe4p413/)



 eveilgrin:


Now just relax, this wont hurt a bit..........



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimage.org%2Fdsw3llaip%2Fimages_q_tbn_ANd9_Gc_SE4q_I0wvc_Ndhv_WHtqg_Xzx0_DMf_C2z_TGjz_Cy_Cf_GSD4_Xm_J2ta_IT5y.jpg&hash=98db7b81ffb6f84a03d24630a5c4cc8b) (http://postimage.org/image/dsw3llaip/)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2013, 10:17:03 PM
Take the position.....................


([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimage.org%2Fhwbe4p413%2F21_Chen_blog_Span.jpg&hash=76f278e6528fcd87540b48ee503b812b[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/hwbe4p413/[/url])



 eveilgrin:


Now just relax, this wont hurt a bit..........



([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimage.org%2Fdsw3llaip%2Fimages_q_tbn_ANd9_Gc_SE4q_I0wvc_Ndhv_WHtqg_Xzx0_DMf_C2z_TGjz_Cy_Cf_GSD4_Xm_J2ta_IT5y.jpg&hash=98db7b81ffb6f84a03d24630a5c4cc8b[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/dsw3llaip/[/url])


 Shocked:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 07, 2013, 10:31:13 PM
 Shocked:  Shocked:  NickSick
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2013, 01:03:39 PM
Man Flu appears to be arrriving here  evil: evil: evil:

It's just a sodding cold of course but it's that Y chromosome that makes it 10 times worserer
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 08, 2013, 03:28:57 PM
Man Flu appears to be arrriving here  evil: evil: evil:

It's just a sodding cold of course but it's that Y chromosome that makes it 10 times worserer

Well don't expect ANY sympathy whatsoever from a couple of our Cyprus ex pats, in fact expect nowt but a load of verbal abuse. ::)

Meanwhile Stevie lad, you can 'ave a well meaning man 'ug from me. happy100  angel1
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2013, 03:33:51 PM
Much ta Mr G

I ought to take a parrotseatemall or two but err indoors says best to let the symptoms come out

It's not like it's bubonic plague but an arse all the same
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 08, 2013, 03:43:14 PM
Much ta Mr G

I ought to take a parrotseatemall or two but err indoors says best to let the symptoms come out

It's not like it's bubonic plague but an arse all the same

Indeed, Steve, but get them paracetomol down yer neck lad. They won't stop it at all, but give you a three or four hours of headache free bliss..

'Bout time they came up with some preventative medication for this common cold malarky, 'cus it don't arf louse yu life up for a week or two dunnit? Banghead
I suspect the powers that be don't really want a cure though, as the pharmacuticals would lose billions on the current relief shite that they sell by the ton every minute werld wide no doubt. cussing:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2013, 04:34:44 PM
One of my ever so precious magic paracetomol duly taken.  The American do these brilliant ones with the strawberry coating so no yuck yuck taste but I'm running low on stocks.



Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2013, 04:38:19 PM
Man Flu appears to be arrriving here  evil: evil: evil:

It's just a sodding cold of course but it's that Y chromosome that makes it 10 times worserer

Well don't expect ANY sympathy whatsoever from a couple of our Cyprus ex pats, in fact expect nowt but a load of verbal abuse. ::)

Meanwhile Stevie lad, you can 'ave a well meaning man 'ug from me. happy100  angel1

Gayer:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 08, 2013, 07:16:31 PM
Man up Steve  ;)  That's not a cure by the way  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2013, 07:53:11 PM
Man up Steve  ;)  That's not a cure by the way  whistle:
Yeah yeah.  It's my cold, I've got a Y chromosome so it is of course terrible

Actually one Tylenol and I felt hugely better so cure or not I may take another
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Baldy on March 08, 2013, 07:57:36 PM
Man up Steve  ;)  That's not a cure by the way  whistle:
Yeah yeah.  It's my cold, I've got a Y chromosome so it is of course terrible

Actually one Tylenol and I felt hugely better so cure or not I may take another

If not wear stockings like BM.  2gayers:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2013, 08:06:33 PM
well not ever having tried I can't say with total conviction that wouldn't work but it does seem unlikely
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 10, 2013, 08:57:51 AM
All these medications have cost a bloody fortune

Biggest help has been a good snot-blowing session followed up by a bowl of steaming water, 10 drops of Olbas Oil and a tea towel over me head for five minutes
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 10, 2013, 09:04:11 AM
All these medications have cost a bloody fortune

Biggest help has been a good snot-blowing session followed up by a bowl of steaming water, 10 drops of Olbas Oil and a tea towel over me head for five minutes

 cloud9:

Meanwhile, the snot just keeps on flowing. Banghead

WHERE does it piggin' come from? eeek:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2013, 09:45:55 AM
10 drops of Olbas Oil and a tea towel over me head for five minutes

 :thumbsup:

Known in our house as the "Old Bus Oil treatment"
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 10, 2013, 09:57:43 AM
10 drops of Olbas Oil and a tea towel over me head for five minutes

 :thumbsup:

Known in our house as the "Old Bus Oil treatment"

Gorgeous stuff in'it?  cloud9:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 10, 2013, 10:12:30 AM
Made in Gloucester apparently. I could happily live next to something producing that aroma  cloud9:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2013, 11:09:08 AM
All these medications have cost a bloody fortune

Biggest help has been a good snot-blowing session followed up by a bowl of steaming water, 10 drops of Olbas Oil and a tea towel over me head for five minutes

 cloud9:

Meanwhile, the snot just keeps on flowing. Banghead

WHERE does it piggin' come from? eeek:

Your snot gland  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2013, 12:02:41 PM
I have officially been downgraded by Mrs K to "poorly person"  (I think she means me cold) on account of me croaky voice which at times fades away to nuffin

(This annoucncement made solely to save Ozzie DJs the cost of prank calls to K towers to find out)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 10, 2013, 01:07:02 PM
Tell her it comes back and bites you on the arse.... not literally like
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2013, 01:23:57 PM
All these medications have cost a bloody fortune

Biggest help has been a good snot-blowing session followed up by a bowl of steaming water, 10 drops of Olbas Oil and a tea towel over me head for five minutes

 cloud9:

Meanwhile, the snot just keeps on flowing. Banghead

WHERE does it piggin' come from? eeek:

Your snot gland  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 10, 2013, 01:27:17 PM
All these medications have cost a bloody fortune

Biggest help has been a good snot-blowing session followed up by a bowl of steaming water, 10 drops of Olbas Oil and a tea towel over me head for five minutes

 cloud9:

Meanwhile, the snot just keeps on flowing. Banghead

WHERE does it piggin' come from? eeek:

Your snot gland  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

Why do you encourage the COCK ey, why, exactly like?  Shrugs:

Wasn't even remotely funny either, which just makes it all the more confuslicating. confused:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 08:10:24 AM
All these medications have cost a bloody fortune

Biggest help has been a good snot-blowing session followed up by a bowl of steaming water, 10 drops of Olbas Oil and a tea towel over me head for five minutes

 cloud9:

Meanwhile, the snot just keeps on flowing. Banghead

WHERE does it piggin' come from? eeek:

Your snot gland  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

Why do you encourage the COCK ey, why, exactly like?  Shrugs:

Wasn't even remotely funny either, which just makes it all the more confuslicating. confused:

It made I larf!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 11, 2013, 09:16:44 AM
Doesn't take much then ey? ::)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 10:00:55 AM
Doesn't take much then ey? ::)

 noooo: redface:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2013, 01:59:37 PM
I haven't got man flu  angel1

I am perky, apart from the walnut problem  evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 11, 2013, 02:36:30 PM
 
I haven't got man flu  angel1

I am perky, apart from the walnut problem  evil:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.virginmedia.com%2Fimages%2Ftv-secrets-pinky-and-perky-431x300.jpg&hash=6c4db551f18f6610623fe8de4071b4fb)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 11, 2013, 02:39:12 PM
I haven't got man flu  angel1

I am perky, apart from the walnut problem  evil:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.virginmedia.com%2Fimages%2Ftv-secrets-pinky-and-perky-431x300.jpg&hash=6c4db551f18f6610623fe8de4071b4fb[/url])



Yes . . His walnut is not really in the pink (if he's to be believed)


Though I will admit to being confused by the comparison - unless he was making to a 'naked' walnut . . . whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2013, 02:53:16 PM
I haven't got man flu  angel1

I am perky, apart from the walnut problem  evil:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.virginmedia.com%2Fimages%2Ftv-secrets-pinky-and-perky-431x300.jpg&hash=6c4db551f18f6610623fe8de4071b4fb[/url])



Yes . . His walnut is not really in the pink (if he's to be believed)


Though I will admit to being confused by the comparison - unless he was making to a 'naked' walnut . . . whistle:


Walnut Whip ....... Look familiar?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_llq1ott1dF1qel2sio1_400.jpg&hash=aa22da3f39824ed503cbff43bf000b6a)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 11, 2013, 03:26:52 PM
I haven't got man flu  angel1

I am perky, apart from the walnut problem  evil:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.virginmedia.com%2Fimages%2Ftv-secrets-pinky-and-perky-431x300.jpg&hash=6c4db551f18f6610623fe8de4071b4fb[/url])



Yes . . His walnut is not really in the pink (if he's to be believed)


Though I will admit to being confused by the comparison - unless he was making to a 'naked' walnut . . . whistle:


Walnut Whip ....... Look familiar?
([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_llq1ott1dF1qel2sio1_400.jpg&hash=aa22da3f39824ed503cbff43bf000b6a[/url])



Well, if that's what his willy looks like, I don't want to ask what he's been using it for!


Mine has certainly never looked remotely like that!
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2013, 03:30:43 PM
I am not responsible for Snoopy's home movies  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 11, 2013, 04:14:38 PM
TBH, I never have considered you responsible, full stop.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 11, 2013, 04:17:39 PM
TBH, I never have considered you responsible, full stop.
point:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2013, 04:19:56 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 05:05:12 PM
TBH, I never have considered you responsible, full stop.

happy001
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 11, 2013, 05:16:34 PM
















Christus Almightyus oh spooky one.
YOUR avartart now too! scared2:

Has someone been raiding the Dct 'Oo special effects dept or summat. eeek:

Gerrit changed ffs man.
S'givin' me the willies. sick2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 11, 2013, 06:57:46 PM
















Christus Almightyus oh spooky one.
YOUR avartart now too! scared2:

Has someone been raiding the Dct 'Oo special effects dept or summat. eeek:

Gerrit changed ffs man.
S'givin' me the willies. . sick2:
[/i]



What? Like Nicks chocolate job you mean?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2013, 12:12:16 AM
seems Growler wants to be the all new Avatar approval Czar.  He didn't like Boogs one and hey presto Barman goes and changes it

I like the new Marley sppoky avatar but I bet thay means now.  Barman will be getting out the avatar tweaking spanners early tomorrow

Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2013, 07:50:23 AM
seems Growler wants to be the all new Avatar approval Czar.  He didn't like Boogs one and hey presto Barman goes and changes it

I like the new Marley sppoky avatar but I bet thay means now.  Barman will be getting out the avatar tweaking spanners early tomorrow

 noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 12, 2013, 09:24:58 AM
seems Growler wants to be the all new Avatar approval Czar.  He didn't like Boogs one and hey presto Barman goes and changes it

I like the new Marley sppoky avatar but I bet thay means now.  Barman will be getting out the avatar tweaking spanners early tomorrow

Calm down. Keep yer wig on. ::)

Only an observation.

What's up with some of you's in here lately ey? Banghead
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 12, 2013, 10:55:34 AM
Quite right Growler, people coming in here, ranting, raving, growling and snarling all the time  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2013, 11:00:04 AM
Quite right Growler, people coming in here, ranting, raving, growling and snarling all the time  noooo:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 12, 2013, 12:03:13 PM
Just for Growler - for a limited time only, a bear friendly avatart!


OK big G?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 12, 2013, 12:04:40 PM
Just for Growler - for a limited time only, a bear friendly avatart!


OK big G?

Whatever.
Keeping me gob shut from now on. Banghead
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2013, 12:32:11 PM
How's the Man Flu?

I think I'm getting better (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGFXGwHsD_A#)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 12, 2013, 06:37:23 PM
Seem to be in relapse tbh, but for the benefit of some in 'ere that don't like me/us moaning and groaning about it, I'm absolutely fuckin' dandy, thanks! Party001:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2013, 06:48:25 PM
that's the spirit
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2013, 07:15:27 PM
Seem to be in relapse tbh, but for the benefit of some in 'ere that don't like me/us moaning and groaning about it, I'm absolutely fuckin' dandy, thanks! Party001:

Good man!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 12, 2013, 07:30:12 PM
Top man bear. I seem to have lost two stone in snot but put the same two stone back on elsewhere  sad24:  Cost a blody fortune in medication this time around  sad32:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2013, 08:13:25 PM
Can youi sell snot on Flea Bay, like? To parts of the world where there is a shortage?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2013, 10:41:01 PM
Can you sell snot on Flea Bay, like?

Pick Your Own would be easier.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2013, 10:44:47 PM
Can you sell snot on Flea Bay, like?

Pick Your Own would be easier.

 drumroll:  sick2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 12, 2013, 10:48:05 PM
Top man bear. I seem to have lost two stone in snot but put the same two stone back on elsewhere  sad24:  Cost a blody fortune in medication this time around  sad32:

Tell you what JOM. I've found an absolutely stonking way to clear yer 'ed if it's full of snot like....not that mine is like noooo:  whistle:
Just bought some menthol filters for me rollies, and they're piggin' crackin'!
I can breathe through me snout for the first time in yonks! cloud9:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2013, 10:50:07 PM
Snuff. It is the way forward.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: GROWLER on March 12, 2013, 11:01:46 PM
Snuff. It is the way forward.  :thumbsup:

Christus Almightyus, yes, of course! eeek:

Can you still get it in the UK I wonder?

I used to buy that many moons ago.
Bloody trif it was. cloud9:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2013, 11:07:50 PM
Snuff. It is the way forward.  :thumbsup:

Christus Almightyus, yes, of course! eeek:

Can you still get it in the UK I wonder?

I used to buy that many moons ago.
Bloody trif it was. cloud9:

Yes.  Thumbs:

Mrs ex-B used to werk in the bank opposite the law courts in Fleet Street.

They had snuff on the counter for the customers (also quill pens)......when they stopped putting it out believing that nobody used it these days there was uproar. So the supplies were replenished. DS prolly banks there.  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2013, 08:06:23 AM
Can you sell snot on Flea Bay, like?

Pick Your Own would be easier.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Snoopy on March 13, 2013, 09:11:31 AM
Snuff. It is the way forward.  :thumbsup:

Christus Almightyus, yes, of course! eeek:

Can you still get it in the UK I wonder?

I used to buy that many moons ago.
Bloody trif it was. cloud9:


Yes you can, and I do, get it in the UK.
Any decent tobacconist, some gents hairdressers and of course on line.

See also Moustache Wax
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2013, 12:29:35 PM
Snuff. It is the way forward.  :thumbsup:

Christus Almightyus, yes, of course! eeek:

Can you still get it in the UK I wonder?

I used to buy that many moons ago.
Bloody trif it was. cloud9:

Yes.  Thumbs:

Mrs ex-B used to werk in the bank opposite the law courts in Fleet Street.

They had snuff on the counter for the customers (also quill pens)......when they stopped putting it out believing that nobody used it these days there was uproar. So the supplies were replenished. DS prolly banks there.  whistle:

Why would I use somebody else's bank?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2013, 02:56:29 PM
Snuff. It is the way forward.  :thumbsup:

Christus Almightyus, yes, of course! eeek:

Can you still get it in the UK I wonder?

I used to buy that many moons ago.
Bloody trif it was. cloud9:

Yes.  Thumbs:

Mrs ex-B used to werk in the bank opposite the law courts in Fleet Street.

They had snuff on the counter for the customers (also quill pens)......when they stopped putting it out believing that nobody used it these days there was uproar. So the supplies were replenished. DS prolly banks there.  whistle:

Why would I use somebody else's bank?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 13, 2013, 07:23:09 PM
Snuff. It is the way forward.  :thumbsup:

Christus Almightyus, yes, of course! eeek:

Can you still get it in the UK I wonder?

I used to buy that many moons ago.
Bloody trif it was. cloud9:


Yes you can, and I do, get it in the UK.
Any decent tobacconist, some gents hairdressers and of course on line.

See also Moustache Wax


Never tried sniffin' Moustache Wax - is it any good?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Snoopy on March 13, 2013, 08:00:32 PM
Snuff. It is the way forward.  :thumbsup:

Christus Almightyus, yes, of course! eeek:

Can you still get it in the UK I wonder?

I used to buy that many moons ago.
Bloody trif it was. cloud9:


Yes you can, and I do, get it in the UK.
Any decent tobacconist, some gents hairdressers and of course on line.

See also Moustache Wax


Never tried sniffin' Moustache Wax - is it any good?

Mr Trumper does a particularly good one that smell faintly of lavender.  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 18, 2013, 07:50:45 PM
I have been promoted from Beechams flu-plus, Covonia throat spray, Ibuprofen and sudafed, to the afore mentioned products, plus 2 x asthma inhalers and 8 x steroid tablets per day. Dr says that the symptons will carry on for around another two weeks, but if it's not cleared up in a month, "come and see me again"   NickSick
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2013, 08:38:56 PM
 happy100 happy100 happy100

Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2013, 08:55:52 PM
He needs a cuddle, I am in the vicinity soon  angel1  sick2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2013, 09:33:16 PM
I have been promoted from Beechams flu-plus, Covonia throat spray, Ibuprofen and sudafed, to the afore mentioned products, plus 2 x asthma inhalers and 8 x steroid tablets per day. Dr says that the symptons will carry on for around another two weeks, but if it's not cleared up in a month, "come and see me again"   Snoopysick:

"Take two of these now, and another two if you wake up in the morning"
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Pirate on March 18, 2013, 10:49:48 PM
I have been promoted from Beechams flu-plus, Covonia throat spray, Ibuprofen and sudafed, to the afore mentioned products, plus 2 x asthma inhalers and 8 x steroid tablets per day. Dr says that the symptons will carry on for around another two weeks, but if it's not cleared up in a month, "come and see me again"   Snoopysick:

They say that to all the terminal patients... ;)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2013, 06:06:56 AM
I have been promoted from Beechams flu-plus, Covonia throat spray, Ibuprofen and sudafed, to the afore mentioned products, plus 2 x asthma inhalers and 8 x steroid tablets per day. Dr says that the symptons will carry on for around another two weeks, but if it's not cleared up in a month, "come and see me again"   Snoopysick:

"Take two of these now, and another two if you wake up in the morning"

happy001
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 19, 2013, 06:47:43 AM
 sad32: sad32:  It is now clear that Miss T went to the Florence Nighingale school of medicine, and Pirate and Darwin went to the Beverley Allitt/Harold Shipman school of medicine  NickSick
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2013, 07:08:27 AM
sad32: sad32:  It is now clear that Miss T went to the Florence Nighingale school of medicine, and Pirate and Darwin went to the Beverley Allitt/Harold Shipman school of medicine  NickSick

 angel1
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2013, 07:33:28 AM
I have woken up with sticky eyes
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Baldy on March 19, 2013, 07:37:32 AM
I have woken up with sticky eyes

 noooo:  shutup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2013, 08:43:57 AM
I have woken up with sticky eyes

 noooo:  shutup:

Good man Baldy!  goodjob:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2013, 09:07:06 AM
I have woken up with sticky eyes

 noooo:  shutup:

Good man Baldy!  goodjob:

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Snoopy on March 19, 2013, 10:39:19 AM
I have been promoted from Beechams flu-plus, Covonia throat spray, Ibuprofen and sudafed, to the afore mentioned products, plus 2 x asthma inhalers and 8 x steroid tablets per day. Dr says that the symptons will carry on for around another two weeks, but if it's not cleared up in a month, "come and see me again"   NickSick

And in a month's time he will presumable ritually slaughter a chicken, throw some bones on the floor and chant a bit.  ::)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 19, 2013, 05:35:10 PM
You know, I've just realised, twelve years I've used that surgery and every doctor is British white  eeek:  I can also ring up in the morning and get an appointment the same day  eeek:  eeek:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 19, 2013, 05:41:48 PM
As I am having random symptoms I have been to mine today, he spoke beautiful English but wasn't so to speak but I am grateful that he was interested in talking about my problems and has actually ordered blood tests in an attempt to work out what is going on now the new Dentist says that my Dental work is on the right path and no longer the problem. 


He obviously hasn't spent much time in Werstshire.

Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2013, 05:44:32 PM
As I am having random symptoms I have been to mine today, he spoke beautiful English but wasn't so to speak but I am grateful that he was interested in talking about my problems and has actually ordered blood tests in an attempt to work out what is going on now the new Dentist says that my Dental work is on the right path and no longer the problem. 


He obviously hasn't spent much time in Werstshire.

A babby  cloud9:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 19, 2013, 06:03:51 PM
Pregnancy symptoms are hardly random.  ::)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2013, 06:13:42 PM
Pregnancy symptoms are hardly random.  ::)

The actions" for" Nick are........... whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 19, 2013, 06:20:30 PM
Pregnancy symptoms are hardly random.  ::)

The actions" for" Nick are........... whistle:

A bit like your quote signs (") then     whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2013, 06:22:18 PM
Pregnancy symptoms are hardly random.  ::)

The actions" for" Nick are........... whistle:

A bit like your quote signs (") then     whistle:

Not sure wot happened there... rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2013, 06:24:34 PM
I have no clue what is going on  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 19, 2013, 06:27:57 PM
We know.  ::)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2013, 06:39:52 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 02:32:53 PM
I've got Man Flu... or it has got me like....  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2013, 02:56:41 PM
and your number on the upcoming CDB the all new sequel is . . . . .  . .?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 03:05:32 PM
and your number on the upcoming CDB the all new sequel is . . . . .  . .?

52... until June 1st like... if I last that long... koff....
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2013, 03:08:05 PM
so (unlike me) you still have time to grow up then
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 03:09:59 PM
so (unlike me) you still have time to grow up then

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 03:13:10 PM
so (unlike me) you still have time to grow up then

 rubschin:

Don't tease TMR........ noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 03:16:25 PM
so (unlike me) you still have time to grow up then

 rubschin:

Don't tease TMR........ noooo:

He still puts horse shite in his boots every day....  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2013, 03:37:15 PM
Had to go back to bed at lunchtime - overwhelmed by snot...  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on March 25, 2013, 03:39:05 PM
Had to go back to bed at lunchtime - overwhelmed by snot...  noooo:

Miss T is also back in bed (here ::) ) anti-biotics tomorrow I fear...... noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2013, 04:25:14 PM
Had to go back to bed at lunchtime - overwhelmed by snot...  noooo:

Miss T is also back in bed (here ::) ) anti-biotics tomorrow I fear...... noooo:

I was feeling betterer earlier then - POW!....  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2013, 04:42:14 PM
I am taking fluids....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on March 25, 2013, 04:43:17 PM
I am tasking fluids....  Thumbs:

Red zivania..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2013, 04:45:43 PM
I am tasking fluids....  Thumbs:

Red zivania..... rubschin:

Hellas Pils
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 25, 2013, 04:47:48 PM
I'm up.  surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2013, 04:59:43 PM
I'm up.  surrender:

How are you poppet...? happy100
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 25, 2013, 05:10:32 PM
I'm up.  surrender:

How are you poppet...? happy100

poo.

My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2013, 05:14:50 PM
I'm up.  surrender:

How are you poppet...? happy100

poo.

My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?

I felt betterer this morning... But then it hit at lunchtime, snot, sneezing, coughing, streaming eyes and a killer headache....  noooo:

And the MOST painful chesty cough....  sad24:

I'm not the man I used to be....  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 25, 2013, 05:17:22 PM
I'm up.  surrender:

How are you poppet...? happy100

poo.

My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?

I felt betterer this morning... But then it hit at lunchtime, snot, sneezing, coughing, streaming eyes and a killer headache....  noooo:

And the MOST painful chesty cough....  sad24:

I'm not the man I used to be....  noooo:

 happy100 poor baby. My eyes are streaming too. I had to tell apey that I really wasn't crying at Dickinson's real deal earlier.  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2013, 05:20:36 PM
I was  redface:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 25, 2013, 05:24:49 PM
I was  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2013, 05:43:37 PM
I'm up.  surrender:

How are you poppet...? happy100

poo.

My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?

I felt betterer this morning... But then it hit at lunchtime, snot, sneezing, coughing, streaming eyes and a killer headache....  noooo:

And the MOST painful chesty cough....  sad24:

I'm not the man I used to be....  noooo:

 happy100 poor baby. My eyes are streaming too. I had to tell apey that I really wasn't crying at Dickinson's real deal earlier.  noooo:

Thanks you...  cloud9:

Worst thing is you can't sleep because you are constantly interrupted by coughing, sneezing, wheezing, streaming... oh and burping for some reason....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2013, 05:45:59 PM
Normal night with LL then  ::)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on March 25, 2013, 05:53:42 PM
Normal night for LL then  ::)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 25, 2013, 07:01:34 PM
I'm up.  surrender:

How are you poppet...? happy100

poo.

My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?

I felt betterer this morning... But then it hit at lunchtime, snot, sneezing, coughing, streaming eyes and a killer headache....  noooo:

And the MOST painful chesty cough....  sad24:

I'm not the man I used to be....  noooo:

 happy100 poor baby. My eyes are streaming too. I had to tell apey that I really wasn't crying at Dickinson's real deal earlier.  noooo:



Poor baby!

What happened to...

oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.

If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.

,man up!


 NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick pussies.  ::)

 ;)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2013, 07:06:17 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 25, 2013, 07:16:03 PM
I'm up.  surrender:

How are you poppet...? happy100

poo.

My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?

I felt betterer this morning... But then it hit at lunchtime, snot, sneezing, coughing, streaming eyes and a killer headache....  noooo:

And the MOST painful chesty cough....  sad24:

I'm not the man I used to be....  noooo:

 happy100 poor baby. My eyes are streaming too. I had to tell apey that I really wasn't crying at Dickinson's real deal earlier.  noooo:



Poor baby!

What happened to...

oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.

If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.

,man up!


 NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick pussies.  ::)

 ;)

I still have it! was getting better for a few days, then BANG. It hit again. Oh and.......................... Finger:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2013, 07:19:25 PM
Ape man is negligent. You need your chest rubbed  angel1
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 25, 2013, 08:25:39 PM
I'm up.  surrender:

How are you poppet...? happy100

poo.

My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?

I felt betterer this morning... But then it hit at lunchtime, snot, sneezing, coughing, streaming eyes and a killer headache....  noooo:

And the MOST painful chesty cough....  sad24:

I'm not the man I used to be....  noooo:

 happy100 poor baby. My eyes are streaming too. I had to tell apey that I really wasn't crying at Dickinson's real deal earlier.  noooo:



Poor baby!

What happened to...

oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.

If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.

,man up!


 NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick pussies.  ::)

 ;)

I still have it! was getting better for a few days, then BANG. It hit again. Oh and.......................... Finger:

Luv you too  happy100

Seriously, it has gone and come back three bloody times so far. Dr gave me steroids in the end, they run out tomorrow and I still feel crap  sad24:   but I don't go on about it...
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 25, 2013, 09:00:29 PM
I'm up.  surrender:

How are you poppet...? happy100

poo.

My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?

I felt betterer this morning... But then it hit at lunchtime, snot, sneezing, coughing, streaming eyes and a killer headache....  noooo:

And the MOST painful chesty cough....  sad24:

I'm not the man I used to be....  noooo:

 happy100 poor baby. My eyes are streaming too. I had to tell apey that I really wasn't crying at Dickinson's real deal earlier.  noooo:



Poor baby!

What happened to...

oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.

If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.

,man up!


 NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick pussies.  ::)

 ;)

I still have it! was getting better for a few days, then BANG. It hit again. Oh and.......................... Finger:

Luv you too  happy100

Seriously, it has gone and come back three bloody times so far. Dr gave me steroids in the end, they run out tomorrow and I still feel crap  sad24:   but I don't go on about it...

Is it true that steroids make your nipples droop and testicles shrink?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2013, 09:03:39 PM
Search me. How are your testicles, Foggy?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 25, 2013, 09:12:10 PM
Search me. How are your testicles, Foggy?

Just fine thankyou. I fry them in a bit of butter and eat them for breakfast with a cuppa.  :thumbsup:  Always on the lookout for fresh ones.  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2013, 09:22:04 PM
 scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 25, 2013, 09:27:12 PM
scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

 eveilgrin: you've been warned.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 25, 2013, 10:34:26 PM
I'm up.  surrender:

How are you poppet...? happy100

poo.

My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?

I felt betterer this morning... But then it hit at lunchtime, snot, sneezing, coughing, streaming eyes and a killer headache....  noooo:

And the MOST painful chesty cough....  sad24:

I'm not the man I used to be....  noooo:

 happy100 poor baby. My eyes are streaming too. I had to tell apey that I really wasn't crying at Dickinson's real deal earlier.  noooo:



Poor baby!

What happened to...

oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.

If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.

,man up!


 NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick pussies.  ::)

 ;)

I still have it! was getting better for a few days, then BANG. It hit again. Oh and.......................... Finger:

Luv you too  happy100

Seriously, it has gone and come back three bloody times so far. Dr gave me steroids in the end, they run out tomorrow and I still feel crap  sad24:   but I don't go on about it...

Is it true that steroids make your nipples droop and testicles shrink?

I haven't noticed anything tbh. Mind you, like most blokes, I never touch me bollocks like  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2013, 07:30:37 AM
Might get some antibiotics today...  redface:

My chest feels like an elephant is sitting on it...  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2013, 09:18:26 AM
Ask LL to move  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2013, 09:22:21 AM
Ask LL to move  :thumbsup:

horn:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2013, 09:23:58 AM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2013, 05:12:54 PM
I've had a prolapse relapse...  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2013, 06:41:49 PM
Apeman could pop round and rub yer chest, like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on March 26, 2013, 07:12:15 PM
Apeman could pop round and rub yer chest, like  :thumbsup:

When he gets one........ whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 26, 2013, 07:58:56 PM
I've had a prolapse my first relapse...  noooo:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2013, 06:35:38 AM
I've had a prolapse my first relapse...  noooo:

 whistle:

 evil:

I am feeling much betterer today thanks....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 27, 2013, 05:33:10 PM
I'm out of bed but haven't got dressed in 3 days. noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2013, 05:36:17 PM
Nekkid  Shocked:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2013, 06:12:34 PM
I'm out of bed but haven't got dressed in 3 days. noooo:

happy100

I feel worserer in the evenings for some reason...? Shrugs:

Vick rubbed on me chest ensures a good night tho!  Thumbs:

Poor Vick...  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 06:19:25 PM
I'm out of bed but haven't got dressed in 3 days. noooo:

happy100

I feel worserer in the evenings for some reason...? Shrugs:

Vick rubbed on me chest ensures a good night tho!  Thumbs:

Poor Vick...  noooo:

Coz it's a skool night....... whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2013, 07:32:55 PM
I'm out of bed but haven't got dressed in 3 days. noooo:

Golden Cup Balm on your chest will sort it.  Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 07:35:10 PM
I'm out of bed but haven't got dressed in 3 days. noooo:

Golden Cup Balm on your chest will sort it.  Thumbs: Thumbs:

Think may have run out ......... rubschin:   
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2013, 07:39:57 PM
I'm out of bed but haven't got dressed in 3 days. noooo:

Golden Cup Balm on your chest will sort it.  Thumbs: Thumbs:

Think may have run out ......... rubschin:

Get your money out then if you want a peaceful night.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 11:23:46 PM
I'm out of bed but haven't got dressed in 3 days. noooo:

Golden Cup Balm on your chest will sort it.  Thumbs: Thumbs:

Think may have run out ......... rubschin:

Get your money out then if you want a peaceful night.  Thumbs:

She found some ........ :thumbsup:  but my bed will stink....... noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2013, 07:07:49 PM
I'm out of bed but haven't got dressed in 3 days. noooo:

Golden Cup Balm on your chest will sort it.  Thumbs: Thumbs:

Think may have run out ......... rubschin:

Get your money out then if you want a peaceful night.  Thumbs:

She found some ........ :thumbsup:  but my bed will stink....... noooo:

At least not of fish.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 07:20:18 PM
It did work .......her cough/cold is lots better ........... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2013, 07:21:35 PM
It did work .......her cough/cold is lots better ........... :thumbsup:

Told you so.  :thumbsup: It is the way forward.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2013, 05:38:22 AM
*koff*  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on March 29, 2013, 08:53:18 AM
You should get summat for that cough
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2013, 11:13:02 AM
You should get summat for that cough

A beer you say...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2013, 10:05:12 PM
So apparently only half the wimmin take you seriously when you have man flu...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2527004/Sorry-boys-HALF-women-dont-partner-seriously-man-flu.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2527004/Sorry-boys-HALF-women-dont-partner-seriously-man-flu.html)

I doubt BM falls into that category though.  rubschin:



















I don't think LL ever takes him seriously  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2013, 07:19:30 AM
I don't think anybody does....  sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on December 21, 2013, 08:17:38 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on December 25, 2013, 06:21:54 AM
I appear to be in the early stages. That "full" box of Lemsips that have been in the pocket of the car door all year only had two sachets in last night. Unless I can find a local shop/petrol station open, it looks like it's M3 Services for me to get more, and at motorway service station prices too eeek:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2013, 06:23:43 AM
 happy100
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 25, 2013, 07:45:05 AM
I appear to be in the early stages. That "full" box of Lemsips that have been in the pocket of the car door all year only had two sachets in last night. Unless I can find a local shop/petrol station open, it looks like it's M3 Services for me to get more, and at motorway service station prices too eeek:

Poor you

Medicinal alcohol may be required  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: boogs on December 25, 2013, 08:06:07 AM
I appear to be in the early stages. That "full" box of Lemsips that have been in the pocket of the car door all year only had two sachets in last night. Unless I can find a local shop/petrol station open, it looks like it's M3 Services for me to get more, and at motorway service station prices too eeek:

Oh noes  happy100   not today...

Do you not know of an ethnic majority shop in the area they are all open here ...
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on December 25, 2013, 08:18:33 AM
Petrol station in town is open all day, so sorted  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2013, 08:23:32 AM
I appear to be in the early stages. That "full" box of Lemsips that have been in the pocket of the car door all year only had two sachets in last night. Unless I can find a local shop/petrol station open, it looks like it's M3 Services for me to get more, and at motorway service station prices too eeek:

Poor you

Medicinal alcohol may be required  :thumbsup:

Big sis has suggested champagne for breakfast eeek:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on December 25, 2013, 09:53:16 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on December 25, 2013, 11:18:09 AM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2013, 11:29:53 AM
I appear to be in the early stages. That "full" box of Lemsips that have been in the pocket of the car door all year only had two sachets in last night. Unless I can find a local shop/petrol station open, it looks like it's M3 Services for me to get more, and at motorway service station prices too eeek:

Poor you

Medicinal alcohol may be required  :thumbsup:

Big sis has suggested champagne for breakfast eeek:

No orange juice........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2013, 05:35:24 PM
I have The Man Flu like.....  surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on December 27, 2013, 05:36:53 PM
I have The Man Flu like.....  surrender:

That's a hangover...... noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2013, 05:44:12 PM
I have The Man Flu like.....  surrender:

That's a hangover...... noooo:

Oh noes.... you have to sober up to get a hangover.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on December 27, 2013, 05:46:53 PM
I have The Man Flu like.....  surrender:

That's a hangover...... noooo:

Oh noes.... you have to sober up to get a hangover.....  noooo:

Is that why Baldy is never sick........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on December 27, 2013, 05:47:27 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2013, 05:47:42 PM
I have The Man Flu like.....  surrender:

That's a hangover...... noooo:

Oh noes.... you have to sober up to get a hangover.....  noooo:

Is that why Baldy is never sick........ rubschin:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Adventure on December 27, 2013, 05:50:03 PM
I have The Man Flu like.....  surrender:

Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2013, 05:51:30 PM
I have The Man Flu like.....  surrender:

Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:

I only got it today.....  evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Adventure on December 27, 2013, 05:52:28 PM
I have The Man Flu like.....  surrender:

Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:

I only got it today.....  evil:
There is an incubation period of 2 days you know evil: evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2013, 05:54:21 PM
I have The Man Flu like.....  surrender:

Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:

I only got it today.....  evil:
There is an incubation period of 2 days you know evil: evil:

I prolly got it from you then!  cussing:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on December 27, 2013, 05:55:28 PM
I have The Man Flu like.....  surrender:

Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:

Don't worry he doesn't share...... noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2013, 06:01:19 PM
I have The Man Flu like.....  surrender:

Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:

Don't worry he doesn't share...... noooo:

Mr. Pot? Meet Mr. Kettle.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Adventure on December 27, 2013, 06:01:41 PM
I have The Man Flu like.....  surrender:

Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:

I only got it today.....  evil:
There is an incubation period of 2 days you know evil: evil:

I prolly got it from you then!  cussing:

Excess alcohol suppresses the immune system and it wasn't me that had to have a little lie down during Christmas dinner.... angel1
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Baldy on December 27, 2013, 06:02:27 PM
I have The Man Flu like.....  surrender:

Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:

Don't worry he doesn't share...... noooo:

Mr. Pot? Meet Mr. Kettle.

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Baldy on December 27, 2013, 06:03:14 PM
I have The Man Flu like.....  surrender:

Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:

I only got it today.....  evil:
There is an incubation period of 2 days you know evil: evil:

I prolly got it from you then!  cussing:

Excess alcohol suppresses the immune system and it wasn't me that had to have a little lie down during Christmas dinner.... angel1

 Gayer:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2013, 06:04:21 PM
I have The Man Flu like.....  surrender:

Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:

I only got it today.....  evil:
There is an incubation period of 2 days you know evil: evil:

I prolly got it from you then!  cussing:

Excess alcohol suppresses the immune system and it wasn't me that had to have a little lie down during Christmas dinner.... angel1

It was you that had to have a beer for breekie on Boxing Day tho!  point:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Adventure on December 27, 2013, 06:15:08 PM
I have The Man Flu like.....  surrender:

Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:

I only got it today.....  evil:
There is an incubation period of 2 days you know evil: evil:

I prolly got it from you then!  cussing:

Excess alcohol suppresses the immune system and it wasn't me that had to have a little lie down during Christmas dinner.... angel1

It was you that had to have a beer for breekie on Boxing Day tho!  point:

Hmmmmmmm.....
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2013, 06:25:56 PM
I have The Man Flu like.....  surrender:

Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:

I only got it today.....  evil:
There is an incubation period of 2 days you know evil: evil:

I prolly got it from you then!  cussing:

Excess alcohol suppresses the immune system and it wasn't me that had to have a little lie down during Christmas dinner.... angel1

 Gayer:

Face down....  redface:

I blame the champers >>> Carlsberg >>> 2 year out-of-date Guinness >>> Bloody Mary >>> G & T >>> red collapso....  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on December 27, 2013, 06:28:19 PM
I have The Man Flu like.....  surrender:

Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:

I only got it today.....  evil:
There is an incubation period of 2 days you know evil: evil:

I prolly got it from you then!  cussing:

Excess alcohol suppresses the immune system and it wasn't me that had to have a little lie down during Christmas dinner.... angel1

 Gayer:

Face down....  redface:

I blame the champers >>> Carlsberg >>> 2 year out-of-date Guinness >>> Bloody Mary >>> G & T >>> red collapso....  noooo:

That's wot I call a Xmas dinner...... Thumbs:  maybe you'll get food next time...
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2013, 06:33:11 PM
I have The Man Flu like.....  surrender:

Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:

I only got it today.....  evil:
There is an incubation period of 2 days you know evil: evil:

I prolly got it from you then!  cussing:

Excess alcohol suppresses the immune system and it wasn't me that had to have a little lie down during Christmas dinner.... angel1

 Gayer:

Face down....  redface:

I blame the champers >>> Carlsberg >>> 2 year out-of-date Guinness >>> Bloody Mary >>> G & T >>> red collapso....  noooo:

That's wot I call a Xmas dinner...... Thumbs:  maybe you'll get food next time...

I'm not sure I'll be invited back.....  redface:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Baldy on December 27, 2013, 09:21:18 PM
I have The Man Flu like.....  surrender:

Burning the candle at both ends - you better not have passed it on to me and Swillmore evil:

I only got it today.....  evil:
There is an incubation period of 2 days you know evil: evil:

I prolly got it from you then!  cussing:

Excess alcohol suppresses the immune system and it wasn't me that had to have a little lie down during Christmas dinner.... angel1

 Gayer:

Face down....  redface:

I blame the champers >>> Carlsberg >>> 2 year out-of-date Guinness >>> Bloody Mary >>> G & T >>> red collapso....  noooo:

That's wot I call a Xmas dinner...... Thumbs:  maybe you'll get food next time...

I'm not sure I'll be invited back.....  redface:

Quality party attendance.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on February 26, 2014, 06:33:46 PM
Think I am getting man-flu ...snotty nose n been sneezing all day..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Baldy on February 26, 2014, 07:09:44 PM
Think I am getting man-flu ...snotty nose n been sneezing all day..... rubschin:

Not good.  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2014, 07:12:00 PM
Nurse Foggy  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Baldy on February 26, 2014, 07:22:34 PM
Nurse Foggy  :thumbsup:

She might get infected and lose her voice for five minutes.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on February 26, 2014, 07:23:47 PM
Nurse Foggy  :thumbsup:

She might get infected and lose her voice for five minutes.  Thumbs:

She is sleeping ....... noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Baldy on February 26, 2014, 07:28:25 PM
Nurse Foggy  :thumbsup:

She might get infected and lose her voice for five minutes.  Thumbs:

She is sleeping ....... noooo:

I bet she even talks a lot in her sleep.  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2014, 08:07:50 PM
I think I have it again like....  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on December 14, 2014, 08:10:41 PM
I think I have it again like....  noooo:

That's because it's so hot in the day.......then it drops 10 bastard degrees at night........ noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2014, 08:12:50 PM
I think I have it again like....  noooo:

That's because it's so hot in the day.......then it drops 10 bastard degrees at night........ noooo:

Koff!  NarrowEyes:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on December 14, 2014, 08:17:08 PM
I think I have it again like....  noooo:

That's because it's so hot in the day.......then it drops 10 bastard degrees at night........ noooo:

Koff!  NarrowEyes:

Whiskey........ Thumbs:  or zivania.........you can also rub it on yourself that works..... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2014, 08:19:22 PM
I think I have it again like....  noooo:

That's because it's so hot in the day.......then it drops 10 bastard degrees at night........ noooo:

Koff!  NarrowEyes:

Whiskey........ Thumbs:  or zivania.........you can also rub it on yourself that works..... Thumbs:

or JD like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on December 14, 2014, 08:20:23 PM
I think I have it again like....  noooo:

That's because it's so hot in the day.......then it drops 10 bastard degrees at night........ noooo:

Koff!  NarrowEyes:

Whiskey........ Thumbs:  or zivania.........you can also rub it on yourself that works..... Thumbs:

or JD like...?  rubschin:

Works on spare ribs....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on December 14, 2014, 08:27:33 PM
I think I have it again like....  noooo:

That's because it's so hot in the day.......then it drops 10 bastard degrees at night........ noooo:

Koff!  NarrowEyes:

Whiskey........ Thumbs:  or zivania.........you can also rub it on yourself that works..... Thumbs:

or JD like...?  rubschin:

Works on spare ribs....... Thumbs:


I would suggest an early night but.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2014, 08:28:29 PM
I think I have it again like....  noooo:

That's because it's so hot in the day.......then it drops 10 bastard degrees at night........ noooo:

Koff!  NarrowEyes:

Whiskey........ Thumbs:  or zivania.........you can also rub it on yourself that works..... Thumbs:

or JD like...?  rubschin:

Works on spare ribs....... Thumbs:


I would suggest an early night but.......... noooo:

 ::)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on December 15, 2014, 07:40:39 AM
I think I have it again like....  noooo:

That's because it's so hot in the day.......then it drops 10 bastard degrees at night........ noooo:

Tropical  ;)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 07:47:43 AM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2014, 01:59:25 PM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... ([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc[/url]) ([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php[/url])


Not Ebola then?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 03:08:03 PM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... ([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc[/url]) ([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php[/url])


Not Ebola then?


I'm not bleeding from any orifices yet.....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2014, 03:15:27 PM
I am sure LL can soon rectify that  :thumbsup:  (Did you see what I did there?)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 03:17:00 PM
I am sure LL can soon rectify that  :thumbsup:  (Did you see what I did there?)

 tunble:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2014, 03:17:21 PM
I am sure LL can soon rectify that  :thumbsup:  (Did you see what I did there?)

 drumroll: 
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2014, 05:39:23 PM
I am sure LL can soon rectify that  :thumbsup:  (Did you see what I did there?)

Fundamentally, yes.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 05:47:24 PM
I feel worserer this evening.....

I may go to bed early like.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2014, 05:54:24 PM
It was that pork inside you, like. noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2014, 05:55:11 PM
I feel worserer this evening.....

I may go to bed early like.....  noooo:

Shocking .......surprised you are still up........ whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2014, 06:00:10 PM
I doubt he is angel1
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 06:07:58 PM
It was that pork inside you, like. noooo:

I haven't got the pork inside me yet....  evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2014, 06:09:15 PM
It was that pork inside you, like. noooo:

I haven't got the pork inside me yet....  evil:

Poor staff......... noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 15, 2014, 06:10:14 PM
It was that pork inside you, like. noooo:

I haven't got the pork inside me yet....  evil:

 shutup: shutup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: boogs on December 15, 2014, 08:21:27 PM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... ([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc[/url]) ([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php[/url])


 happy100 happy100
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 08:24:32 PM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... ([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc[/url]) ([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php[/url])


 happy100 happy100


thanks...

My desk is covered in tissues.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: boogs on December 15, 2014, 08:25:40 PM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... ([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc[/url]) ([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php[/url])


 happy100 happy100


thanks...

My desk is covered in tissues.... ([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc[/url]) ([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php[/url])


Nothing new there then  redface:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2014, 08:26:47 PM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... ([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc[/url]) ([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php[/url])


 happy100 happy100


thanks...

My desk is covered in tissues.... ([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc[/url]) ([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php[/url])


Nothing new there then  redface:


 point: point:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 08:27:16 PM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... ([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc[/url]) ([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php[/url])


 happy100 happy100


thanks...

My desk is covered in tissues.... ([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc[/url]) ([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php[/url])


Nothing new there then  redface:


 redface:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: boogs on December 15, 2014, 08:28:17 PM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... ([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc[/url]) ([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php[/url])


 happy100 happy100


thanks...

My desk is covered in tissues.... ([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc[/url]) ([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php[/url])


Nothing new there then  redface:


 redface:


 lol: lol:   happy100
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 08:32:32 PM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... ([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc[/url]) ([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php[/url])


 happy100 happy100


thanks...

My desk is covered in tissues.... ([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc[/url]) ([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php[/url])


Nothing new there then  redface:


 redface:


 lol: lol:   happy100


You haven't seen my desk.....  noooo:


...yet....  eyes:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: boogs on December 15, 2014, 08:37:43 PM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... ([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc[/url]) ([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php[/url])


 happy100 happy100


thanks...

My desk is covered in tissues.... ([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc[/url]) ([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php[/url])


Nothing new there then  redface:


 redface:


 lol: lol:   happy100


You haven't seen my desk.....  noooo:


...yet....  eyes:


Not recently noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2014, 08:39:16 PM
I'm feeling a bit betterer today thanks.... ([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc[/url]) ([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php[/url])


 happy100 happy100


thanks...

My desk is covered in tissues.... ([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=cf32673877296466e54021ec862c49cc[/url]) ([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php[/url])


Nothing new there then  redface:


 redface:


 lol: lol:   happy100


You haven't seen my desk.....  noooo:


...yet....  eyes:


Not recently noooo:


 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2015, 04:39:23 PM
Still got the man flu....  noooo:

Went to the quackter this evening. It was so busy I thought I'll either get betterer or catch something worserer by the time I am seen...

...so came home and had a glass of collapso instead....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on January 20, 2015, 04:40:41 PM
Still got the man flu....  noooo:

Went to the quackter this evening. It was so busy I thought I'll either get betterer or catch something worserer by the time I am seen...

...so came home and had a glass of collapso instead....  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  no bourbon left..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2015, 04:47:19 PM
Still got the man flu....  noooo:

Went to the quackter this evening. It was so busy I thought I'll either get betterer or catch something worserer by the time I am seen...

...so came home and had a glass of collapso instead....  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  no bourbon left..... rubschin:

Last night....  redface:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2015, 04:52:22 PM
The big wuss has a hangover ::)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on January 20, 2015, 04:52:46 PM
Still got the man flu....  noooo:

Went to the quackter this evening. It was so busy I thought I'll either get betterer or catch something worserer by the time I am seen...

...so came home and had a glass of collapso instead....  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  no bourbon left..... rubschin:

Last night....  redface:

I think the Doctor was busy coz they may strike tomorrow.......
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2015, 04:54:34 PM
Still got the man flu....  noooo:

Went to the quackter this evening. It was so busy I thought I'll either get betterer or catch something worserer by the time I am seen...

...so came home and had a glass of collapso instead....  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  no bourbon left..... rubschin:

Last night....  redface:

I think the Doctor was busy coz they may strike tomorrow.......

facepalm:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2015, 06:29:57 PM
Saw the quackter today....

...she has given me antibiotic pills so big I'm not sure if I should try and swallow them or put them under my arse and see if they hatch...  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2015, 06:31:29 PM
Augmentin :thumbsup:  Like horse pills. Get LL to insert them :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on January 21, 2015, 06:31:58 PM
Saw the quackter today....

...she has given me antibiotic pills so big I'm not sure if I should try and swallow them or put them under my arse and see if they hatch...  noooo:

No booze........ eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2015, 06:35:01 PM
Saw the quackter today....

...she has given me antibiotic pills so big I'm not sure if I should try and swallow them or put them under my arse and see if they hatch...  noooo:

No booze........ eeek: eeek:

um, no.....  redface:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on January 21, 2015, 06:36:31 PM
Saw the quackter today....

...she has given me antibiotic pills so big I'm not sure if I should try and swallow them or put them under my arse and see if they hatch...  noooo:

No booze........ eeek: eeek:

um, no.....  redface:

I tell them I am going to drink ..my chemist just increases the dosage and says no spirits..... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2015, 06:40:00 PM
Saw the quackter today....

...she has given me antibiotic pills so big I'm not sure if I should try and swallow them or put them under my arse and see if they hatch...  noooo:

No booze........ eeek: eeek:

um, no.....  redface:

I tell them I am going to drink ..my chemist just increases the dosage and says no spirits..... ;D ;D

 Thumbs:

I reckon that is why the pills are so big.....  redface:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2015, 02:47:22 PM
My Man Flu has turned into a cough.... koff-koff... koff-koff... koff-koff... koff-bleeding-koff....  evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2015, 02:49:28 PM
My Man Flu has turned into a cough.... koff-koff... koff-koff... koff-koff... koff-bleeding-koff....  evil:

Wuss....drink it off......
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2015, 03:23:53 PM
My Man Flu has turned into a cough.... koff-koff... koff-koff... koff-koff... koff-bleeding-koff....  evil:
Ebola?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2015, 03:29:34 PM
My Man Flu has turned into a cough.... koff-koff... koff-koff... koff-koff... koff-bleeding-koff....  evil:

Wuss....drink it off......

Waaay ahead of yas!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on July 21, 2015, 07:59:05 PM
It's a hundredmillionteen degrees ......and I am getting a cold... evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2015, 05:31:01 AM
It's a hundredmillionteen degrees ......and I am getting a cold... evil:

 point:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: boogs on July 22, 2015, 05:39:33 PM
It's a hundredmillionteen degrees ......and I am getting a cold... evil:

 happy100
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on July 22, 2015, 05:55:11 PM
It's a hundredmillionteen degrees ......and I am getting a cold... evil:

 happy100

 cloud9:

It's from setting up the equipment and sweating like a rapist ..then sitting in the air con for 4 hours.. noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: boogs on July 22, 2015, 05:59:01 PM
It's a hundredmillionteen degrees ......and I am getting a cold... evil:

 happy100

 cloud9:

It's from setting up the equipment and sweating like a rapist ..then sitting in the air con for 4 hours.. noooo:

May be you should get a young man to help out with things like that  angel1
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2015, 07:05:01 PM
It's a hundredmillionteen degrees ......and I am getting a cold... evil:

 happy100

 cloud9:

It's from setting up the equipment and sweating like a rapist ..then sitting in the air con for 4 hours.. noooo:

May be you should get a young man to help out with things like that  angel1

Dougie...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on July 22, 2015, 07:06:36 PM
It's a hundredmillionteen degrees ......and I am getting a cold... evil:

 happy100

 cloud9:

It's from setting up the equipment and sweating like a rapist ..then sitting in the air con for 4 hours.. noooo:

May be you should get a young man to help out with things like that  angel1

Dougie...?  rubschin:

My driver doesn't even un-load the car... noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2015, 02:40:22 PM
 NickSick
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2015, 02:44:17 PM
NickSick

pathead:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2015, 10:26:27 PM
It's a hundredmillionteen degrees ......and I am getting a cold... evil:

 happy100

 cloud9:

It's from setting up the equipment and sweating like a rapist ..then sitting in the air con for 4 hours.. noooo:

May be you should get a young man to help out with things like that  angel1

Dougie...?  rubschin:

My driver doesn't even un-load the car... noooo:

Maybe you need to pay him more...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on October 31, 2015, 05:07:31 PM
It's a hundredmillionteen degrees ......and I am getting a cold... evil:

 happy100

 cloud9:

It's from setting up the equipment and sweating like a rapist ..then sitting in the air con for 4 hours.. noooo:

May be you should get a young man to help out with things like that  angel1

Dougie...?  rubschin:

My driver doesn't even un-load the car... noooo:

Maybe you need to pay him more...  rubschin:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 02, 2015, 07:25:08 AM
It's a hundredmillionteen degrees ......and I am getting a cold... evil:

 happy100

 cloud9:

It's from setting up the equipment and sweating like a rapist ..then sitting in the air con for 4 hours.. noooo:

May be you should get a young man to help out with things like that  angel1

Dougie...?  rubschin:

My driver doesn't even un-load the car... noooo:

Maybe you need to pay him more...  rubschin:

 eeek:

Of course, how silly of me. Maybe you just need to pay him...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2015, 08:14:00 PM
Poor me....  cry:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2015, 08:47:48 PM
Poor me....  cry:
happy100
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2015, 09:53:50 PM
Poor me....  cry:

Man up you wimp.... noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2015, 01:14:11 PM
Poor me....  cry:

Man up you wimp.... noooo:

 NarrowEyes:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on November 27, 2015, 01:24:56 PM
Poor me....  cry:

Man up you wimp.... noooo:

 NarrowEyes:

In fairness I am on anti-biotics for mine... redface:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on November 27, 2015, 04:13:45 PM
Poor me....  cry:

Man up you wimp.... noooo:

 NarrowEyes:

In fairness I am on anti-biotics for mine... redface:
Otherwise known as Miss T's Chutney?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2015, 10:44:07 AM
Miss I reports she is stricken  noooo: noooo:

I will have to look out my nurse uniform  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2015, 08:39:19 AM
Much betterer today but we have decided that visiting a plague village may not be a good idea  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2015, 03:19:50 PM
"This stuff is great. I feel so much better!". Then she stood up  facepalm:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 12, 2015, 04:38:48 PM
Miss I reports she is stricken  noooo: noooo:

I will have to look out my nurse uniform  noooo:

I don't think that shock treatment is a valid cure for flu Nick...  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2016, 07:56:17 PM
 cry:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 23, 2016, 08:49:14 PM
cry:

 happy100

Are you sniffing  or dripping ?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2016, 06:49:44 AM
cry:

 happy100

Are you sniffing  or dripping ?

Both...  evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 24, 2016, 10:40:24 AM
cry:

 happy100

Are you sniffing  or dripping ?

Both...  evil:

Acute Panjeritis for sure.  scared2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2016, 10:59:05 AM
cry:

 happy100

Are you sniffing  or dripping ?

Both...  evil:

Acute Panjeritis for sure.  scared2:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2016, 06:58:37 PM
 NickSick NickSick NickSick

Everything is hurting and my real money termometer says 1010  cry:

Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2016, 07:01:54 PM
NickSick NickSick NickSick

Everything is hurting and my real money termometer says 1010  cry:

10 10 ... rubschin:  is that a CB radio.......
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2016, 07:03:15 PM
NickSick NickSick NickSick

Everything is hurting and my real money termometer says 1010  cry:

10 10 ... rubschin:  is that a CB radio.......
No it means you need a better phone
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2016, 07:16:10 PM
NickSick NickSick NickSick

Everything is hurting and my real money termometer says 1010  cry:

What is that in BTW...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2016, 08:07:03 PM
NickSick NickSick NickSick

Everything is hurting and my real money termometer says 1010  cry:

What is that in BTW...?  rubschin:

Over teddy bear ..... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2016, 08:41:38 PM
NickSick NickSick NickSick

Everything is hurting and my real money termometer says 1010  cry:

What is that in BTW...?  rubschin:
Shrugs:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2016, 10:07:54 PM
took 4 days but beaten it!   Party001:

Over 30 years since I last had flu and you forget what a shit it is.  I am definitely going for the flu shots from now on. 
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2016, 11:27:53 PM
Shots you say...  rubschin:

http://www.thedatereport.com/dating/drinking/these-boozy-cold-fighting-cocktails-are-perfect-for-flu-season/ (http://www.thedatereport.com/dating/drinking/these-boozy-cold-fighting-cocktails-are-perfect-for-flu-season/)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2016, 09:52:19 AM
Shots you say...  rubschin:

[url]http://www.thedatereport.com/dating/drinking/these-boozy-cold-fighting-cocktails-are-perfect-for-flu-season/[/url] ([url]http://www.thedatereport.com/dating/drinking/these-boozy-cold-fighting-cocktails-are-perfect-for-flu-season/[/url])
noooo:

Would have been tempting though
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2016, 06:02:17 PM
Miss I is reporting a poorly throat  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2016, 06:08:22 PM
Miss I is reporting a poorly throat  noooo:

*snigger*  redface:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2016, 06:11:56 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2016, 06:23:33 PM
Miss I is reporting a poorly throat  noooo:
That's how it starts

Think on the bright side, drive to Gatwick may be off
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2016, 06:27:07 PM
Oh noes, she is going to Italy to do some werk, like
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Pirate on March 08, 2016, 06:30:21 PM
Oh noes, she is going to Italy to do some werk, like

Nick may soon be sleeping with the fishes...
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2016, 06:31:24 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2016, 06:33:46 PM
Oh noes, she is going to Italy to do some werk, like
Replacing Angelo the errant electrician?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2016, 06:34:20 PM
Something artistic............
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2016, 06:35:34 PM
Something artistic............

That's what all strippers say.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2016, 06:59:57 PM
Something artistic............

That's what all strippers say.

 ;D
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2016, 07:00:25 PM
 Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2016, 07:01:49 PM
Something artistic............

That's what all strippers say.

 ;D
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2016, 07:03:28 PM
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2016, 07:13:19 PM
Spank2: Spank2:
yeah yeah.  Sometimes one has to take one for the team
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2016, 07:22:49 PM
Spank2: Spank2:
yeah yeah.  Sometimes one has to take one for the team

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2016, 07:23:27 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2016, 01:36:06 AM
Something artistic............

"I call this piece, The Great Escape......"  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 07, 2016, 09:38:32 AM
 surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on April 07, 2016, 09:42:52 AM
surrender:

Hot toddy........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 07, 2016, 09:49:59 AM
surrender:

Hot toddy........ Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2016, 09:53:32 AM
So man flu needs to be taken seriously as it could be something far more dangerous...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3708472/Father-two-feet-right-hand-amputated-going-hospital-suspected-MAN-FLU.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3708472/Father-two-feet-right-hand-amputated-going-hospital-suspected-MAN-FLU.html)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2016, 09:57:48 AM
So man flu needs to be taken seriously as it could be something far more dangerous...  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3708472/Father-two-feet-right-hand-amputated-going-hospital-suspected-MAN-FLU.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3708472/Father-two-feet-right-hand-amputated-going-hospital-suspected-MAN-FLU.html[/url])


 eeek:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2016, 11:42:18 AM
So man flu needs to be taken seriously as it could be something far more dangerous...  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3708472/Father-two-feet-right-hand-amputated-going-hospital-suspected-MAN-FLU.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3708472/Father-two-feet-right-hand-amputated-going-hospital-suspected-MAN-FLU.html[/url])


 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2016, 03:47:00 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

I had that last year (not rare, about 100000 cases annually in England  ::) ).

Halfway through a 2 year course of antibiotics to prevent its recurrence ..............
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2016, 04:42:16 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

I had that last year (not rare, about 100000 cases annually in England  ::) ).

Halfway through a 2 year course of antibiotics to prevent its recurrence ..............

How long do you have to go like...?  scared2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2016, 04:53:06 PM
A year, you mong ::)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2016, 05:03:16 PM
A year, you mong ::)

I'll get my black suit cleaned!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on July 27, 2016, 08:50:52 PM
Shouldn't we disinfect the Pub?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2016, 09:15:32 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

I had that last year (not rare, about 100000 cases annually in England  ::) ).

Halfway through a 2 year course of antibiotics to prevent its recurrence ..............
Anything interesting cut off?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2016, 12:17:28 PM
 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

I think I am going to die  sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2016, 12:21:56 PM
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

I think I am going to die  sad24:
You didn't have the jab did you?   noooo:

That was an official comment from the Office of No Sympathy at All
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2016, 12:26:42 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2016, 12:32:18 PM
sad32:
Actually if it's flu much sympathy, it is a right bastard.

I got it last winter and all I got from friends was "you should have had the jab".  £9 at Tescos for us under 65s

This statement ^ from The Office of Supplying Advice Too Bleeding Late
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2016, 01:23:16 PM
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

I think I am going to die  sad24:

Don't sneeze all over the emotiwhotsits!  evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2016, 08:35:47 AM
I have turned into a gigantic snotball. And I just sneezed on my screen  sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 15, 2016, 09:38:21 AM
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

I think I am going to die  sad24:

Don't sneeze all over the emotiwhotsits!  evil:

So that's where the problem was.   evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2016, 09:59:49 AM
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

I think I am going to die  sad24:

Don't sneeze all over the emotiwhotsits!  evil:

So that's where the problem was.   evil:

Yes...  evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 15, 2016, 11:27:35 AM
The brat rings me up crying. She has the lergy. But she is crying cos her head hurts.

I am trying to talk to he in my strained voice ( after days of suffering with similar) and advise to take drugs and go back to sleep ( this should be the strapline for the NHS) .

Not once did she recognise that I too have not been well. Not once did she ask how I am ? The sky has fallen down because she has a cold  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2016, 11:34:47 AM
I am still poorly sick sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2016, 11:36:59 AM
. . and advise to take drugs . . .

facepalm:

Parents of today, I ask you
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2016, 09:46:27 PM
The brat rings me up crying. She has the lergy. But she is crying cos her head hurts.

I am trying to talk to he in my strained voice ( after days of suffering with similar) and advise to take drugs and go back to sleep ( this should be the strapline for the NHS) .

Not once did she recognise that I too have not been well. Not once did she ask how I am ? The sky has fallen down because she has a cold  noooo:
It was ever thus. Be glad you only have the one.
They do eventually become grown up and broadly aware of other people, if that is any consolation.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2016, 03:59:42 PM
 Yuk: kleenex:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2016, 04:20:26 PM
Yuk: kleenex:

Excuse not to go out tomorrow night.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2016, 04:22:45 PM
Yuk: kleenex:

Excuse not to go out tomorrow night.......... noooo:

Yes, will be staying in with gammon, egg 'n' chips....  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2016, 04:38:42 PM
Yuk: kleenex:

Excuse not to go out tomorrow night.......... noooo:

Yes, will be staying in with gammon, egg 'n' chips....  noooo:

Lightweight.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2016, 05:33:10 PM
Yuk: kleenex:

Excuse not to go out tomorrow night.......... noooo:

Yes, will be staying in with gammon, egg 'n' chips....  noooo:

Lightweight.......... noooo:

I'm going downhill fast like....  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2016, 05:49:55 PM
 point: point: point:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2016, 05:59:03 PM
point: point: point:

 evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 30, 2016, 08:20:24 PM
Yuk: kleenex:

Excuse not to go out tomorrow night.......... noooo:

Yes, will be staying in with gammon, egg 'n' chips....  noooo:

Lightweight.......... noooo:

I'm going downhill fast like....  noooo:
Isnt it time you got someone else to fix the Pajero.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2016, 08:28:26 PM
Yuk: kleenex:

Excuse not to go out tomorrow night.......... noooo:

Yes, will be staying in with gammon, egg 'n' chips....  noooo:

Lightweight.......... noooo:

I'm going downhill fast like....  noooo:
Isnt it time you got someone else to fix the Pajero.  rubschin:


 drumroll:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2016, 08:29:35 PM
Yuk: kleenex:

Excuse not to go out tomorrow night.......... noooo:

Yes, will be staying in with gammon, egg 'n' chips....  noooo:

Lightweight.......... noooo:

I'm going downhill fast like....  noooo:
Isnt it time you got someone else to fix the Pajero.  rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 02:59:21 PM
I think I may live  sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2017, 03:19:43 PM
I think I may live  sad24:

Never mind that - how is the owld Sierra...?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 03:21:11 PM
He is still in surgery  scared2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2017, 03:26:58 PM
He is still in surgery  scared2:

 sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2017, 04:25:00 PM
He is still in surgery  scared2:


 sad24:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbsnap.com%2Fs%2Fzldc1EqH.jpg&hash=c80a3bd911ac42cd8fa41178b858ecdb)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 05:03:23 PM
I have an courtesy car. They are keeping him in overnight  sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2017, 05:07:14 PM
I have an courtesy car. They are keeping him in overnight  sad24:

Kerrrr-chiiiiiingggg!   scared2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 05:10:46 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo: sad24: scared2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2017, 05:28:13 PM
He is still in surgery  scared2:
Nah he's been lent out for someone to do a ram raid.  After they've finished their drug run.
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 05:29:36 PM
No, they let me visit him  sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2017, 05:31:55 PM
No, they let me visit him  sad24:



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbsnap.com%2Fs%2Fzldc1EqH.jpg&hash=c80a3bd911ac42cd8fa41178b858ecdb)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 05:32:57 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2017, 05:54:42 PM
No, they let me visit him  sad24:
To say goodbye like
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2017, 05:56:56 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2017, 06:01:14 PM
No, they let me visit him  sad24:
To say goodbye like

 sad32:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2017, 05:02:09 PM
*KOFF*  cry:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on November 06, 2017, 07:02:45 PM
*KOFF*  cry:
Tishoo
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2017, 07:05:14 PM
I don't think he is up to that noooo:

 kleenex:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 13, 2017, 09:44:03 AM
Sore throat ~ snotty nose   surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2017, 03:53:20 PM
Sore throat ~ snotty nose   surrender:
Oh woes


Looks up black suit dry cleaning costs
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on December 20, 2017, 09:02:29 AM
Sore throat ~ snotty nose   surrender:
Has arrived here  surrender: surrender:

 Banghead
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2017, 10:59:07 AM
LL is claiming Man Flu today... ::)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2018, 02:53:57 AM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5272959/Why-shouldnt-hold-nose-close-mouth-stop-sneeze.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5272959/Why-shouldnt-hold-nose-close-mouth-stop-sneeze.html)
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2018, 07:51:36 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5272959/Why-shouldnt-hold-nose-close-mouth-stop-sneeze.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5272959/Why-shouldnt-hold-nose-close-mouth-stop-sneeze.html[/url])


You can't beat a good open-mouthed sneeze...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on January 16, 2018, 08:48:07 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5272959/Why-shouldnt-hold-nose-close-mouth-stop-sneeze.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5272959/Why-shouldnt-hold-nose-close-mouth-stop-sneeze.html[/url])


You can't beat a good open-mouthed sneeze...  cloud9:

better to burst others' ear drums than your own throat you say?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2018, 12:12:24 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5272959/Why-shouldnt-hold-nose-close-mouth-stop-sneeze.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5272959/Why-shouldnt-hold-nose-close-mouth-stop-sneeze.html[/url])


You can't beat a good open-mouthed sneeze...  cloud9:

better to burst others' ear drums than your own throat you say?


 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on January 16, 2018, 01:11:58 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5272959/Why-shouldnt-hold-nose-close-mouth-stop-sneeze.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5272959/Why-shouldnt-hold-nose-close-mouth-stop-sneeze.html[/url])


You can't beat a good open-mouthed sneeze...  cloud9:

better to burst others' ear drums than your own throat you say?


 :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 17, 2018, 09:41:12 AM
 surrender:(koff) surrender: 
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2018, 09:43:02 AM
Is this the killer strain that is going around? rubschin:

























 Dusts off black suit  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2018, 05:55:48 PM
I appear to have some sort of man flu just when what passes for my talent and stuff lugging abilities are most in need to unwreck the place and get the TV working



Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2018, 06:03:57 PM
My black suit is handy  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2018, 06:29:55 PM
My black suit is handy  :thumbsup:

Me too!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2018, 06:42:07 PM
My black suit is handy  :thumbsup:

Me too!  :thumbsup:
Deffo buy black suit futures but the thermometer is saying no great dramas

To show how much it’s got to me I recall thinking earlier while attempting to sleep it off that if I wake up dead I wouldn’t be surprised

At least two logical whatsits in that alone

Anyway my head hurties, my everything hurties

Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2018, 07:50:58 PM
I am sure Mrs K is tending to your every need.








































 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2018, 08:16:48 PM
 evil:

Actually she's been very good
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 24, 2018, 10:20:31 PM
Poor you Steve.....boiling up internally and externally !!!  NickSick
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2018, 08:08:38 AM
Ta

And then in a trice the aches have gone. Almost back to what passes for well

Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on October 07, 2018, 12:29:33 PM
And Man Flu strikes again  evil:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2018, 06:03:44 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 07, 2018, 07:50:33 PM
Oh noes!!!

Have you dosed up ?
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on October 07, 2018, 08:04:25 PM
Oh noes!!!

Have you dosed up ?
Not yet, keeping that in reserve

Eased off a bit this afternoon all by itself. 
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2018, 11:30:49 AM
 surrender:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2018, 01:59:52 PM
surrender:

What, Your Man has the flu...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2018, 02:48:36 PM
I have a sniffle. Does that count?  NickSick
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2018, 02:55:07 PM
Well its safe to say that I didn't manage to avoid the bug going around work  sick2:


Most of it I can live with it's just that for the first time in years I can feel the cold..  cussing:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on October 29, 2018, 03:16:24 PM
surrender:
Man Flu 2018 appears to be the 'at least 3 weeks before you realise it's mostly gone' version
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2018, 06:59:55 PM
* koff *  cry:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on October 31, 2018, 07:53:13 PM
* koff *  cry:
Oh woes

(https://lancegreenfield.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/were-all-doomed.jpg)

Mrs K now has woman flu  rubschin:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Just One More on October 31, 2018, 08:16:56 PM
* koff   koff *   cry:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2018, 07:23:38 AM
* koff   koff *   cry:

happy100
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 01, 2018, 10:40:33 AM
Face masks on VP'ers ...looking like an epidemic   NickSick
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2018, 02:03:33 PM
I still have my sniffle  sad24:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2018, 03:27:01 PM
Flies dropping like we are.  scared2:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on November 01, 2018, 03:36:14 PM
Flies dropping like we are.  scared2:
You're all going to blame me aren't you
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2018, 03:46:40 PM
Face masks on VP'ers ...looking like an epidemic   NickSick

BM already has his bucket on although if he starts sneezing and coughing again that will likely work against him...  noooo:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 01, 2018, 05:29:09 PM
Flies dropping like we are.  scared2:
You're all going to blame me aren't you

We don't do blame hun ...some will seek to sue however  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2018, 06:09:43 PM
Flies dropping like we are.  scared2:
You're all going to blame me aren't you

Blame = claim...  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on November 01, 2018, 06:24:50 PM
Flies dropping like we are.  scared2:
You're all going to blame me aren't you

Blame = claim...  whistle:
Angry9:

Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2018, 10:12:30 PM
Flies dropping like we are.  scared2:
You're all going to blame me aren't you

Blame = claim...  whistle:

Indeed BM, in which case I think we need to make a claim against the source of the long running VP man flu epidemic. Now who was it who started this thread....  whistle:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Steve on November 01, 2018, 10:18:20 PM
Flies dropping like we are.  scared2:
You're all going to blame me aren't you

Blame = claim...  whistle:

Indeed BM, in which case I think we need to make a claim against the source of the long running VP man flu epidemic. Now who was it who started this thread....  whistle:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Man Flu # 23547
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2018, 03:11:45 PM
Flies dropping like we are.  scared2:
You're all going to blame me aren't you

Blame = claim...  whistle:

Indeed BM, in which case I think we need to make a claim against the source of the long running VP man flu epidemic. Now who was it who started this thread....  whistle:

 evil: