Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: apc2010 on June 29, 2021, 12:18:02 PM
Title: Back to Work part ?
Post by: apc2010 on June 29, 2021, 12:18:02 PM
Right ..we all understand these are not "normal times "....but trying to explain to companies and B2B ..no we cannot keep multiple dates free for you is a joke ...
One planner has asked for 4 dates for 1 couple ....I have tried to explain that is not possible as I would have to turn down possibly 3 "new" clients ....and get in reply .."do you not want work ? " ...
Banghead cussing:
Bear in mind at present we are NOT charging cancelations charges and have refunded deposits .... noooo:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2021, 12:21:23 PM
Right ..we all understand these are not "normal times "....but trying to explain to companies and B2B ..no we cannot keep multiple dates free for you is a joke ...
One planner has asked for 4 dates for 1 couple ....I have tried to explain that is not possible as I would have to turn down possibly 3 "new" clients ....and get in reply .."do you not want work ? " ...
Banghead cussing:
Bear in mind at present we are NOT charging cancelations charges and have refunded deposits .... noooo:
That is a completely unreasonable request IMHO... noooo:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 29, 2021, 01:24:41 PM
Right ..we all understand these are not "normal times "....but trying to explain to companies and B2B ..no we cannot keep multiple dates free for you is a joke ...
One planner has asked for 4 dates for 1 couple ....I have tried to explain that is not possible as I would have to turn down possibly 3 "new" clients ....and get in reply .."do you not want work ? " ...
Banghead cussing:
Bear in mind at present we are NOT charging cancelations charges and have refunded deposits .... noooo:
That's your problem right there. Take 4 deposits, only refundable if they cancel more than 120 days before the booked dates.
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2021, 02:37:27 PM
Right ..we all understand these are not "normal times "....but trying to explain to companies and B2B ..no we cannot keep multiple dates free for you is a joke ...
One planner has asked for 4 dates for 1 couple ....I have tried to explain that is not possible as I would have to turn down possibly 3 "new" clients ....and get in reply .."do you not want work ? " ...
Banghead cussing:
Bear in mind at present we are NOT charging cancelations charges and have refunded deposits .... noooo:
That's your problem right there. Take 4 deposits, only refundable if they cancel more than 120 days before the booked dates.
lol: lol: lol:
Excellent Mr. Darwin Sir! Thumbs:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Steve on June 29, 2021, 03:41:07 PM
Right ..we all understand these are not "normal times "....but trying to explain to companies and B2B ..no we cannot keep multiple dates free for you is a joke ...
One planner has asked for 4 dates for 1 couple ....I have tried to explain that is not possible as I would have to turn down possibly 3 "new" clients ....and get in reply .."do you not want work ? " ...
Banghead cussing:
Bear in mind at present we are NOT charging cancelations charges and have refunded deposits .... noooo:
That's your problem right there. Take 4 deposits, only refundable if they cancel more than 120 days before the booked dates.
lol: lol: lol:
Excellent Mr. Darwin Sir! Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: apc2010 on July 02, 2021, 07:58:36 PM
TMR back ....... rubschin:
"Nicole Sara BernardWe Love Cyprus ☀️ 1SetuSpo3hunsuored · Delayed/ missing baggage Hello, we were on British airways flight LHR to Paphos Wed at 11.40 and some of our baggage never arrived. Just wondering if anyone was on this flight and if BA or anyone have been in touch with any information?"....
whistle: new flop flops... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2021, 08:18:36 PM
"Nicole Sara BernardWe Love Cyprus ☀️ 1SetuSpo3hunsuored · Delayed/ missing baggage Hello, we were on British airways flight LHR to Paphos Wed at 11.40 and some of our baggage never arrived. Just wondering if anyone was on this flight and if BA or anyone have been in touch with any information?"....
whistle: new flop flops... Thumbs:
New shorts... whistle:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: apc2010 on July 16, 2021, 03:54:03 PM
So new rules announced today ...NO dancing at all ....(before was vague..you could "dance by tables" ? )... Banghead
So expecting e-mails to go crazy ... noooo:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2021, 03:55:31 PM
So new rules announced today ...NO dancing at all ....(before was vague..you could "dance by tables" ? )... Banghead
So expecting e-mails to go crazy ... noooo:
Farcical... noooo:
https://covid19.ucy.ac.cy/
Unsurprisingly perhaps, we're aware of the daily figures in Cyprus thank you... ;)
Was everyone else in the pub?
Despite a good vaccination rate, Cyprus has the per capita worst case rate in Europe, even worse than what Boris(Bolsonary2) has inflicted on the UK and when I asked what had gone wrong no reply from the local experts came.
But worst rate you have, that's what's farcical. If you do nothing about it that would be beyond farce. Luckily for you Cyprus does appear to be doing something about it, our very own Bolsonary has stuck his fetid head in the sand.
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2021, 11:56:05 AM
So new rules announced today ...NO dancing at all ....(before was vague..you could "dance by tables" ? )... Banghead
So expecting e-mails to go crazy ... noooo:
Farcical... noooo:
https://covid19.ucy.ac.cy/
Unsurprisingly perhaps, we're aware of the daily figures in Cyprus thank you... ;)
Was everyone else in the pub?
Despite a good vaccination rate, Cyprus has the per capita worst case rate in Europe, even worse than what Boris(Bolsonary2) has inflicted on the UK and when I asked what had gone wrong no reply from the local experts came.
But worst rate you have, that's what's farcical. If you do nothing about it that would be beyond farce. Luckily for you Cyprus does appear to be doing something about it, our very own Bolsonary has stuck his fetid head in the sand.
Had new rules yesterday ...the problem comes ( I think) ..we are a very small place .....
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2021, 01:02:26 PM
So new rules announced today ...NO dancing at all ....(before was vague..you could "dance by tables" ? )... Banghead
So expecting e-mails to go crazy ... noooo:
Farcical... noooo:
https://covid19.ucy.ac.cy/
Unsurprisingly perhaps, we're aware of the daily figures in Cyprus thank you... ;)
Was everyone else in the pub?
Despite a good vaccination rate, Cyprus has the per capita worst case rate in Europe, even worse than what Boris(Bolsonary2) has inflicted on the UK and when I asked what had gone wrong no reply from the local experts came.
But worst rate you have, that's what's farcical. If you do nothing about it that would be beyond farce. Luckily for you Cyprus does appear to be doing something about it, our very own Bolsonary has stuck his fetid head in the sand.
It is farcical Steve, it is a classic case of 'Something must be done - this is something"... ::)
No dancing in nightclubs - what a well thought out, brilliant idea... noooo:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2021, 01:03:25 PM
So new rules announced today ...NO dancing at all ....(before was vague..you could "dance by tables" ? )... Banghead
So expecting e-mails to go crazy ... noooo:
Farcical... noooo:
https://covid19.ucy.ac.cy/
Unsurprisingly perhaps, we're aware of the daily figures in Cyprus thank you... ;)
Was everyone else in the pub?
Despite a good vaccination rate, Cyprus has the per capita worst case rate in Europe, even worse than what Boris(Bolsonary2) has inflicted on the UK and when I asked what had gone wrong no reply from the local experts came.
But worst rate you have, that's what's farcical. If you do nothing about it that would be beyond farce. Luckily for you Cyprus does appear to be doing something about it, our very own Bolsonary has stuck his fetid head in the sand.
Had new rules yesterday ...the problem comes ( I think) ..we are a very small place .....
Yarp, you need a 'Safe Pass' to go to the supermarket now... ::)
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2021, 01:12:57 PM
In all honesty I'm more than half expecting to find us all back in at the very least regional lockdowns be the end of August/start of September.
Yep Bolsonaro2 Boris has gone mental on this one. Opening up for double jabbed or neg test? Yes. A free for all and leave it to the mob on masks noooo:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2021, 06:04:46 PM
Apparently Boris is holding an urgent press conference at 5... rubschin:
scared2:
Lockdown when LL arrives ..... rubschin:
Out of voddy since Miss/Mrs D wedding .. rubschin:
It'll be a voddy shortage! Thumbs:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2021, 05:24:35 PM
Well that was an absolute clusterfuck. You want the 18-30 demographic to get the vaccine then make nightclub access conditional on having at least the first jab NOW instead of waiting till September to make full vaccination a requirement. Banghead
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2021, 05:42:02 PM
Well that was an absolute clusterfuck. You want the 18-30 demographic to get the vaccine then make nightclub access conditional on having at least the first jab NOW instead of waiting till September to make full vaccination a requirement. Banghead
I gave it about five minutes and gave up... noooo:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2021, 05:47:31 PM
You missed the awkward couple of minutes when someone asked Boris why he thought he was above the law regarding self isolating
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Steve on July 20, 2021, 08:47:09 AM
Well that was an absolute clusterfuck. You want the 18-30 demographic to get the vaccine then make nightclub access conditional on having at least the first jab NOW instead of waiting till September to make full vaccination a requirement. Banghead
Quite
But it's not about what's best for the nation is it? It's all about playing to his backbenchers many of whom want an easy target to blame for our current issues no matter what the truth.
Well that was an absolute clusterfuck. You want the 18-30 demographic to get the vaccine then make nightclub access conditional on having at least the first jab NOW instead of waiting till September to make full vaccination a requirement. Banghead
Quite
But it's not about what's best for the nation is it? It's all about playing to his backbenchers many of whom want an easy target to blame for our current issues no matter what the truth.
Well that was an absolute clusterfuck. You want the 18-30 demographic to get the vaccine then make nightclub access conditional on having at least the first jab NOW instead of waiting till September to make full vaccination a requirement. Banghead
Quite
But it's not about what's best for the nation is it? It's all about playing to his backbenchers many of whom want an easy target to blame for our current issues no matter what the truth.
Well that was an absolute clusterfuck. You want the 18-30 demographic to get the vaccine then make nightclub access conditional on having at least the first jab NOW instead of waiting till September to make full vaccination a requirement. Banghead
Quite
But it's not about what's best for the nation is it? It's all about playing to his backbenchers many of whom want an easy target to blame for our current issues no matter what the truth.
We shall open up entirely from the 19th July :thumbsup:
Um, oh fuck, excepty of course for (delivers rambling long list from the back of an old envelope)
What a shambles
Confidently awaits next lockdown noooo:
And Cummings, who is a shit, plausibly reports that Johnson wanted to go and see HRH and had to be reminded not to infect her!!!
Todays figures (96 dead, 40% week on week increases in most stats, worse for deaths) will be scaring a lot of MPs and other countries who want want our infected rabbles in their bars
https://coronavirus.data.gov.uk/
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2021, 10:29:10 PM
Well this is going to be a long arse week. There are more hairs left on Baldymort's head than we had customers today... noooo:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: apc2010 on July 21, 2021, 11:07:15 PM
Well this is going to be a long arse week. There are more hairs left on Baldymort's head than we had customers today... noooo:
evil:
Don't know what you are so grouchy for, just looked at the numbers for tonight and they are even worse.. noooo:
happy100
Why do you think...? rubschin:
The weather is too good and the films we currently have in are either already or imminently available to stream. I'm half considering suggesting we have a sign outside saying that the air conditioning in the screens is currently on full for those feeling the heat. rubschin:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2021, 10:53:40 AM
Well this is going to be a long arse week. There are more hairs left on Baldymort's head than we had customers today... noooo:
evil:
Don't know what you are so grouchy for, just looked at the numbers for tonight and they are even worse.. noooo:
happy100
Why do you think...? rubschin:
The weather is too good and the films we currently have in are either already or imminently available to stream. I'm half considering suggesting we have a sign outside saying that the air conditioning in the screens is currently on full for those feeling the heat. rubschin:
Good plan! Thumbs:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2021, 01:08:39 PM
Well this is going to be a long arse week. There are more hairs left on Baldymort's head than we had customers today... noooo:
evil:
Don't know what you are so grouchy for, just looked at the numbers for tonight and they are even worse.. noooo:
happy100
Why do you think...? rubschin:
The weather is too good and the films we currently have in are either already or imminently available to stream. I'm half considering suggesting we have a sign outside saying that the air conditioning in the screens is currently on full for those feeling the heat. rubschin:
Good plan! Thumbs:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: apc2010 on July 22, 2021, 01:09:17 PM
Got 4 gigs next week as it stands ........ rubschin: eeek:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2021, 01:36:01 PM
Got 4 gigs next week as it stands ........ rubschin: eeek:
happ096
happ096 happ096
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2021, 10:36:57 PM
Dear Town Centre Manager, Mayor, Town Council, County Council, South West Water, whoever was responsible for this bloody stupid plan. Why the hell did you decide to have the sewers pumped out in the middle of town on a Saturday night when pubs, restaurants and clubs are trying to get their businesses back together again? I'm not sure how many people I saw vomiting because of the smell or too much booze. sick2:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2021, 11:37:21 PM
Dear Town Centre Manager, Mayor, Town Council, County Council, South West Water, whoever was responsible for this bloody stupid plan. Why the hell did you decide to have the sewers pumped out in the middle of town on a Saturday night when pubs, restaurants and clubs are trying to get their businesses back together again? I'm not sure how many people I saw vomiting because of the smell or too much booze. sick2:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2021, 04:52:19 AM
Dear Town Centre Manager, Mayor, Town Council, County Council, South West Water, whoever was responsible for this bloody stupid plan. Why the hell did you decide to have the sewers pumped out in the middle of town on a Saturday night when pubs, restaurants and clubs are trying to get their businesses back together again? I'm not sure how many people I saw vomiting because of the smell or too much booze. sick2:
FFS! noooo:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2021, 05:15:03 AM
Dear Town Centre Manager, Mayor, Town Council, County Council, South West Water, whoever was responsible for this bloody stupid plan. Why the hell did you decide to have the sewers pumped out in the middle of town on a Saturday night when pubs, restaurants and clubs are trying to get their businesses back together again? I'm not sure how many people I saw vomiting because of the smell or too much booze. sick2:
FFS! noooo:
It was so bad I wondered if Berek had helped himself to a serving of Mr Stew that had been left in the sun for a week before taking a crap on the piazza sick2:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2021, 07:02:22 AM
Dear Town Centre Manager, Mayor, Town Council, County Council, South West Water, whoever was responsible for this bloody stupid plan. Why the hell did you decide to have the sewers pumped out in the middle of town on a Saturday night when pubs, restaurants and clubs are trying to get their businesses back together again? I'm not sure how many people I saw vomiting because of the smell or too much booze. sick2:
FFS! noooo:
It was so bad I wondered if Berek had helped himself to a serving of Mr Stew that had been left in the sun for a week before taking a crap on the piazza sick2:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2021, 10:45:52 PM
Small group ..all very nice ...bizarre moment when 76 year old grandad requested KLF .... eeek:.... ;D Thumbs:
But in the kids pool were a group of tattooed oiks with cans of beer (this is all inclusive hotel ?? )....who are my group later in week .... noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Steve on July 27, 2021, 06:46:41 AM
noooo:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: apc2010 on July 29, 2021, 11:50:37 AM
Last night lovely.lovely people except for one pissed Aunt ..who decided to come up behind me and pull my hair ... eeek: eeek: noooo: (not totty)...
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2021, 01:20:18 PM
Dear Town Centre Manager, Mayor, Town Council, County Council, South West Water, whoever was responsible for this bloody stupid plan. Why the hell did you decide to have the sewers pumped out in the middle of town on a Saturday night when pubs, restaurants and clubs are trying to get their businesses back together again? I'm not sure how many people I saw vomiting because of the smell or too much booze. sick2:
FFS! noooo:
It was so bad I wondered if Berek had helped himself to a serving of Mr Stew that had been left in the sun for a week before taking a crap on the piazza sick2:
lol: lol: lol:
They were still working on the moor last night. This is the council's fault!! They were the greedy tubthumping cockwombles that decided it would be perfectly fine to give blanket permission to turn houses that were 100-150 years old into student accomodation meaning they could be housing 2-3 times as many people as the sewer system in this part of town is capable of dealing with. cussing:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: apc2010 on July 30, 2021, 11:52:28 AM
Small group ..all very nice ...bizarre moment when 76 year old grandad requested KLF .... eeek:.... ;D Thumbs:
But in the kids pool were a group of tattooed oiks with cans of beer (this is all inclusive hotel ?? )....who are my group later in week .... noooo: noooo:
The later group lived up? (down rubschin: ) to expectations ..best man so drunk ...bride n groom left their own reception for an hour ...and when we left looked like the 14 year old daughter was gonna get shagged by the oddly unaffected by her age barman.... noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2021, 06:38:42 PM
Small group ..all very nice ...bizarre moment when 76 year old grandad requested KLF .... eeek:.... ;D Thumbs:
But in the kids pool were a group of tattooed oiks with cans of beer (this is all inclusive hotel ?? )....who are my group later in week .... noooo: noooo:
The later group lived up? (down rubschin: ) to expectations ..best man so drunk ...bride n groom left their own reception for an hour ...and when we left looked like the 14 year old daughter was gonna get shagged by the oddly unaffected by her age barman.... noooo: noooo:
noooo:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2021, 11:30:07 PM
Bloody hell, that was the busiest day we've had since before this whole lockdown malarkey. scorchio:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2021, 04:55:01 AM
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2021, 12:27:08 PM
So yesterday's wedding was for a couple who live here ...we were booked as we did his sister's wedding to my mate .. Thumbs:
We agreed to do all day 3 till 12 !!! as they were feeding n watering us .....
All started well .....but as the booze kicked in .... noooo:
Firstly there was a wedding planner there (guest) who does not use us ....she went on to tell us she thought we were the best in Paphos at our job ...but uses xyz ... rubschin: she then told us she hasn't had the jab .....because .....wait for it ...her life coach told her it would make her ill in future years ..( now at this point I should explain ..life coaches....faith healers.. and the like, make my piss boil , making money from the vulnerable and stupid ..) ...she explained that he got a picture of Jesus dropped her blood on it and because it did not spread ..she will not get covid... eeek: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Now not proud ..but this conversation lasted 30 mins...so when she finished the faith-healer story ..I just said "BULLSHIT"....at this point Miss T took me away ...
Then during the night most guests were ex-pats ..asking for stupid song requests ..
Then the venue tells us at 9ish PM to turn the music down...we were not loud at all .. rubschin: they explain they have no music licence.... eeek: eeek: this is a major problem for US ..because the Police impound the equipment ..which is ours not venue .. noooo:
Then when finishing ..the grooms sister punches the groom ... eeek: eeek:
we packed up and left ... noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2021, 12:41:32 PM
So yesterday's wedding was for a couple who live here ...we were booked as we did his sister's wedding to my mate .. Thumbs:
We agreed to do all day 3 till 12 !!! as they were feeding n watering us .....
All started well .....but as the booze kicked in .... noooo:
Firstly there was a wedding planner there (guest) who does not use us ....she went on to tell us she thought we were the best in Paphos at our job ...but uses xyz ... rubschin: she then told us she hasn't had the jab .....because .....wait for it ...her life coach told her it would make her ill in future years ..( now at this point I should explain ..life coaches....faith healers.. and the like, make my piss boil , making money from the vulnerable and stupid ..) ...she explained that he got a picture of Jesus dropped her blood on it and because it did not spread ..she will not get covid... eeek: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Now not proud ..but this conversation lasted 30 mins...so when she finished the faith-healer story ..I just said "BULLSHIT"....at this point Miss T took me away ...
Then during the night most guests were ex-pats ..asking for stupid song requests ..
Then the venue tells us at 9ish PM to turn the music down...we were not loud at all .. rubschin: they explain they have no music licence.... eeek: eeek: this is a major problem for US ..because the Police impound the equipment ..which is ours not venue .. noooo:
Then when finishing ..the grooms sister punches the groom ... eeek: eeek:
we packed up and left ... noooo: noooo:
HTF can they not have a Music Licence...? Shrugs:
I thought the CTO (or whatever replaced them) were quite hot at inspecting places and issuing fines if you didn't have the eleventy-billion required licences...? rubschin:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2021, 01:03:35 PM
So yesterday's wedding was for a couple who live here ...we were booked as we did his sister's wedding to my mate .. Thumbs:
We agreed to do all day 3 till 12 !!! as they were feeding n watering us .....
All started well .....but as the booze kicked in .... noooo:
Firstly there was a wedding planner there (guest) who does not use us ....she went on to tell us she thought we were the best in Paphos at our job ...but uses xyz ... rubschin: she then told us she hasn't had the jab .....because .....wait for it ...her life coach told her it would make her ill in future years ..( now at this point I should explain ..life coaches....faith healers.. and the like, make my piss boil , making money from the vulnerable and stupid ..) ...she explained that he got a picture of Jesus dropped her blood on it and because it did not spread ..she will not get covid... eeek: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Now not proud ..but this conversation lasted 30 mins...so when she finished the faith-healer story ..I just said "BULLSHIT"....at this point Miss T took me away ...
Then during the night most guests were ex-pats ..asking for stupid song requests ..
Then the venue tells us at 9ish PM to turn the music down...we were not loud at all .. rubschin: they explain they have no music licence.... eeek: eeek: this is a major problem for US ..because the Police impound the equipment ..which is ours not venue .. noooo:
Then when finishing ..the grooms sister punches the groom ... eeek: eeek:
we packed up and left ... noooo: noooo:
HTF can they not have a Music Licence...? Shrugs:
I thought the CTO (or whatever replaced them) were quite hot at inspecting places and issuing fines if you didn't have the eleventy-billion required licences...? rubschin:
They hadn't bothered renewing since Covid ... noooo: BTW costs 26 euro a year ... noooo: and yes they used to be ..when we had our bar had to jump though hoops and provide stool samples each year ..!!!! ......
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2021, 01:23:49 PM
So yesterday's wedding was for a couple who live here ...we were booked as we did his sister's wedding to my mate .. Thumbs:
We agreed to do all day 3 till 12 !!! as they were feeding n watering us .....
All started well .....but as the booze kicked in .... noooo:
Firstly there was a wedding planner there (guest) who does not use us ....she went on to tell us she thought we were the best in Paphos at our job ...but uses xyz ... rubschin: she then told us she hasn't had the jab .....because .....wait for it ...her life coach told her it would make her ill in future years ..( now at this point I should explain ..life coaches....faith healers.. and the like, make my piss boil , making money from the vulnerable and stupid ..) ...she explained that he got a picture of Jesus dropped her blood on it and because it did not spread ..she will not get covid... eeek: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Now not proud ..but this conversation lasted 30 mins...so when she finished the faith-healer story ..I just said "BULLSHIT"....at this point Miss T took me away ...
Then during the night most guests were ex-pats ..asking for stupid song requests ..
Then the venue tells us at 9ish PM to turn the music down...we were not loud at all .. rubschin: they explain they have no music licence.... eeek: eeek: this is a major problem for US ..because the Police impound the equipment ..which is ours not venue .. noooo:
Then when finishing ..the grooms sister punches the groom ... eeek: eeek:
we packed up and left ... noooo: noooo:
HTF can they not have a Music Licence...? Shrugs:
I thought the CTO (or whatever replaced them) were quite hot at inspecting places and issuing fines if you didn't have the eleventy-billion required licences...? rubschin:
They hadn't bothered renewing since Covid ... noooo: BTW costs 26 euro a year ... noooo: and yes they used to be ..when we had our bar had to jump though hoops and provide stool samples each year ..!!!! ......
Not the chairs...? rubschin:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Steve on August 21, 2021, 01:54:21 PM
So yesterday's wedding was for a couple who live here ...we were booked as we did his sister's wedding to my mate .. Thumbs:
We agreed to do all day 3 till 12 !!! as they were feeding n watering us .....
All started well .....but as the booze kicked in .... noooo:
Firstly there was a wedding planner there (guest) who does not use us ....she went on to tell us she thought we were the best in Paphos at our job ...but uses xyz ... rubschin: she then told us she hasn't had the jab .....because .....wait for it ...her life coach told her it would make her ill in future years ..( now at this point I should explain ..life coaches....faith healers.. and the like, make my piss boil , making money from the vulnerable and stupid ..) ...she explained that he got a picture of Jesus dropped her blood on it and because it did not spread ..she will not get covid... eeek: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Now not proud ..but this conversation lasted 30 mins...so when she finished the faith-healer story ..I just said "BULLSHIT"....at this point Miss T took me away ...
Then during the night most guests were ex-pats ..asking for stupid song requests ..
Then the venue tells us at 9ish PM to turn the music down...we were not loud at all .. rubschin: they explain they have no music licence.... eeek: eeek: this is a major problem for US ..because the Police impound the equipment ..which is ours not venue .. noooo:
Then when finishing ..the grooms sister punches the groom ... eeek: eeek:
we packed up and left ... noooo: noooo:
HTF can they not have a Music Licence...? Shrugs:
I thought the CTO (or whatever replaced them) were quite hot at inspecting places and issuing fines if you didn't have the eleventy-billion required licences...? rubschin:
They hadn't bothered renewing since Covid ... noooo: BTW costs 26 euro a year ... noooo: and yes they used to be ..when we had our bar had to jump though hoops and provide stool samples each year ..!!!! ......
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2021, 02:25:33 PM
So yesterday's wedding was for a couple who live here ...we were booked as we did his sister's wedding to my mate .. Thumbs:
We agreed to do all day 3 till 12 !!! as they were feeding n watering us .....
All started well .....but as the booze kicked in .... noooo:
Firstly there was a wedding planner there (guest) who does not use us ....she went on to tell us she thought we were the best in Paphos at our job ...but uses xyz ... rubschin: she then told us she hasn't had the jab .....because .....wait for it ...her life coach told her it would make her ill in future years ..( now at this point I should explain ..life coaches....faith healers.. and the like, make my piss boil , making money from the vulnerable and stupid ..) ...she explained that he got a picture of Jesus dropped her blood on it and because it did not spread ..she will not get covid... eeek: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Now not proud ..but this conversation lasted 30 mins...so when she finished the faith-healer story ..I just said "BULLSHIT"....at this point Miss T took me away ...
Then during the night most guests were ex-pats ..asking for stupid song requests ..
Then the venue tells us at 9ish PM to turn the music down...we were not loud at all .. rubschin: they explain they have no music licence.... eeek: eeek: this is a major problem for US ..because the Police impound the equipment ..which is ours not venue .. noooo:
Then when finishing ..the grooms sister punches the groom ... eeek: eeek:
we packed up and left ... noooo: noooo:
HTF can they not have a Music Licence...? Shrugs:
I thought the CTO (or whatever replaced them) were quite hot at inspecting places and issuing fines if you didn't have the eleventy-billion required licences...? rubschin:
They hadn't bothered renewing since Covid ... noooo: BTW costs 26 euro a year ... noooo: and yes they used to be ..when we had our bar had to jump though hoops and provide stool samples each year ..!!!! ......
Not the chairs...? rubschin:
drumroll: ::) ::)
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Just One More on August 21, 2021, 05:50:41 PM
So yesterday's wedding was for a couple who live here ...we were booked as we did his sister's wedding to my mate .. Thumbs:
We agreed to do all day 3 till 12 !!! as they were feeding n watering us .....
All started well .....but as the booze kicked in .... noooo:
Firstly there was a wedding planner there (guest) who does not use us ....she went on to tell us she thought we were the best in Paphos at our job ...but uses xyz ... rubschin: she then told us she hasn't had the jab .....because .....wait for it ...her life coach told her it would make her ill in future years ..( now at this point I should explain ..life coaches....faith healers.. and the like, make my piss boil , making money from the vulnerable and stupid ..) ...she explained that he got a picture of Jesus dropped her blood on it and because it did not spread ..she will not get covid... eeek: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Now not proud ..but this conversation lasted 30 mins...so when she finished the faith-healer story ..I just said "BULLSHIT"....at this point Miss T took me away ...
Then during the night most guests were ex-pats ..asking for stupid song requests ..
Then the venue tells us at 9ish PM to turn the music down...we were not loud at all .. rubschin: they explain they have no music licence.... eeek: eeek: this is a major problem for US ..because the Police impound the equipment ..which is ours not venue .. noooo:
Then when finishing ..the grooms sister punches the groom ... eeek: eeek:
we packed up and left ... noooo: noooo:
HTF can they not have a Music Licence...? Shrugs:
I thought the CTO (or whatever replaced them) were quite hot at inspecting places and issuing fines if you didn't have the eleventy-billion required licences...? rubschin:
They hadn't bothered renewing since Covid ... noooo: BTW costs 26 euro a year ... noooo: and yes they used to be ..when we had our bar had to jump though hoops and provide stool samples each year ..!!!! ......
Not the chairs...? rubschin:
drumroll: ::) ::)
Just so I can be clear; are you talking anal samples, or tall chairs rubschin: Either way, it seems strange
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2021, 06:00:22 PM
So yesterday's wedding was for a couple who live here ...we were booked as we did his sister's wedding to my mate .. Thumbs:
We agreed to do all day 3 till 12 !!! as they were feeding n watering us .....
All started well .....but as the booze kicked in .... noooo:
Firstly there was a wedding planner there (guest) who does not use us ....she went on to tell us she thought we were the best in Paphos at our job ...but uses xyz ... rubschin: she then told us she hasn't had the jab .....because .....wait for it ...her life coach told her it would make her ill in future years ..( now at this point I should explain ..life coaches....faith healers.. and the like, make my piss boil , making money from the vulnerable and stupid ..) ...she explained that he got a picture of Jesus dropped her blood on it and because it did not spread ..she will not get covid... eeek: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Now not proud ..but this conversation lasted 30 mins...so when she finished the faith-healer story ..I just said "BULLSHIT"....at this point Miss T took me away ...
Then during the night most guests were ex-pats ..asking for stupid song requests ..
Then the venue tells us at 9ish PM to turn the music down...we were not loud at all .. rubschin: they explain they have no music licence.... eeek: eeek: this is a major problem for US ..because the Police impound the equipment ..which is ours not venue .. noooo:
Then when finishing ..the grooms sister punches the groom ... eeek: eeek:
we packed up and left ... noooo: noooo:
HTF can they not have a Music Licence...? Shrugs:
I thought the CTO (or whatever replaced them) were quite hot at inspecting places and issuing fines if you didn't have the eleventy-billion required licences...? rubschin:
They hadn't bothered renewing since Covid ... noooo: BTW costs 26 euro a year ... noooo: and yes they used to be ..when we had our bar had to jump though hoops and provide stool samples each year ..!!!! ......
Not the chairs...? rubschin:
drumroll: ::) ::)
Just so I can be clear; are you talking anal samples, or tall chairs rubschin: Either way, it seems strange
No ..poo sample or blood test .. lol:
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2021, 06:03:24 PM
Of course cases in Cornwall have risen sharply over the Tourist season you bleedin' cretins. Falmouth week even with it's reduced events brought in a decent number of tourists and the Boardmasters festival at Newquay had over 50,000 attendees. What did you think was going to happen, levels would drop? Banghead
Of course cases in Cornwall have risen sharply over the Tourist season you bleedin' cretins. Falmouth week even with it's reduced events brought in a decent number of tourists and the Boardmasters festival at Newquay had over 50,000 attendees. What did you think was going to happen, levels would drop? Banghead
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: apc2010 on August 27, 2021, 11:29:18 PM
So tonights was different, done lots of gay weddings but tonight they must have only invited gays ........ rubschin: 60? guests all gay except both set of parents ...and none of the lezzers looked like they do in the movies (BM watches)... noooo: most looked like Jo Brand .. sick2:........
Title: Re: Back to Work part ?
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2021, 05:42:11 AM
So tonights was different, done lots of gay weddings but tonight they must have only invited gays ........ rubschin: 60? guests all gay except both set of parents ...and none of the lezzers looked like they do in the movies (BM watches)... noooo: most looked like Jo Brand .. sick2:........