Back to Work part ?

[Steve]

Well that was an absolute clusterfuck. You want the 18-30 demographic to get the vaccine then make nightclub access conditional on having at least the first jab NOW instead of waiting till September to make full vaccination a requirement.   

Quite

But it's not about what's best for the nation is it?  It's all about playing to his backbenchers many of whom want an easy target to blame for our current issues no matter what the truth. 
 

You missed the awkward couple of minutes when someone asked Boris why he thought he was above the law regarding self isolating

Damn missed that too but we've had 2 years of awkward moments with this shambolic dishonest git.  Another one will be along within a week. 

[Grumpmeister]

Well that was an absolute clusterfuck. You want the 18-30 demographic to get the vaccine then make nightclub access conditional on having at least the first jab NOW instead of waiting till September to make full vaccination a requirement.   

Quite

But it's not about what's best for the nation is it?  It's all about playing to his backbenchers many of whom want an easy target to blame for our current issues no matter what the truth. 
 

You missed the awkward couple of minutes when someone asked Boris why he thought he was above the law regarding self isolating

Damn missed that too but we've had 2 years of awkward moments with this shambolic dishonest git.  Another one will be along within a week.

Now it's becomming increasingly obvious that Carrie is running the show I honestly don't know how long Boris has.

[Barman]

Well that was an absolute clusterfuck. You want the 18-30 demographic to get the vaccine then make nightclub access conditional on having at least the first jab NOW instead of waiting till September to make full vaccination a requirement.   

Quite

But it's not about what's best for the nation is it?  It's all about playing to his backbenchers many of whom want an easy target to blame for our current issues no matter what the truth. 
 

You missed the awkward couple of minutes when someone asked Boris why he thought he was above the law regarding self isolating

Damn missed that too but we've had 2 years of awkward moments with this shambolic dishonest git.  Another one will be along within a week.

Now it's becomming increasingly obvious that Carrie is running the show I honestly don't know how long Boris has.

* snigger * 

[Steve]

Well that was an absolute clusterfuck. You want the 18-30 demographic to get the vaccine then make nightclub access conditional on having at least the first jab NOW instead of waiting till September to make full vaccination a requirement.   

Quite

But it's not about what's best for the nation is it?  It's all about playing to his backbenchers many of whom want an easy target to blame for our current issues no matter what the truth. 
 

You missed the awkward couple of minutes when someone asked Boris why he thought he was above the law regarding self isolating

Damn missed that too but we've had 2 years of awkward moments with this shambolic dishonest git.  Another one will be along within a week.

Now it's becomming increasingly obvious that Carrie is running the show I honestly don't know how long Boris has.

Not long if he has many more weeks like this last series of balls ups.  Wish Carrie was running the show but it's been classic Boris all week. 

[Nick]

We shall open up entirely from the 19th July

Um, oh fuck, excepty of course for (delivers rambling long list from the back of an old envelope)

What a shambles

Confidently awaits next lockdown 

And Cummings, who is a shit, plausibly reports that Johnson wanted to go and see HRH and had to be reminded not to infect her!!!

[Barman]

We shall open up entirely from the 19th July

Um, oh fuck, excepty of course for (delivers rambling long list from the back of an old envelope)

What a shambles

Confidently awaits next lockdown 

And Cummings, who is a shit, plausibly reports that Johnson wanted to go and see HRH and had to be reminded not to infect her!!!

"excepty" - I'm nicking that! 

[Steve]

We shall open up entirely from the 19th July

Um, oh fuck, excepty of course for (delivers rambling long list from the back of an old envelope)

What a shambles

Confidently awaits next lockdown 

And Cummings, who is a shit, plausibly reports that Johnson wanted to go and see HRH and had to be reminded not to infect her!!!

Todays figures (96 dead, 40% week on week increases in most stats, worse for deaths) will be scaring a lot of MPs and other countries who want want our infected rabbles in their bars

https://coronavirus.data.gov.uk/

[Grumpmeister]

Well this is going to be a long arse week. There are more hairs left on Baldymort's head than we had customers today... 

[apc2010]

Well this is going to be a long arse week. There are more hairs left on Baldymort's head than we had customers today... 

 

[Barman]

Well this is going to be a long arse week. There are more hairs left on Baldymort's head than we had customers today... 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Well this is going to be a long arse week. There are more hairs left on Baldymort's head than we had customers today... 

 

Don't know what you are so grouchy for, just looked at the numbers for tonight and they are even worse.. 

[Barman]

Well this is going to be a long arse week. There are more hairs left on Baldymort's head than we had customers today... 

 

Don't know what you are so grouchy for, just looked at the numbers for tonight and they are even worse.. 

Why do you think...? 

[Grumpmeister]

Well this is going to be a long arse week. There are more hairs left on Baldymort's head than we had customers today... 

 

Don't know what you are so grouchy for, just looked at the numbers for tonight and they are even worse.. 

Why do you think...? 

The weather is too good and the films we currently have in are either already or imminently available to stream. I'm half considering suggesting we have a sign outside saying that the air conditioning in the screens is currently on full for those feeling the heat. 

[Barman]

Well this is going to be a long arse week. There are more hairs left on Baldymort's head than we had customers today... 

 

Don't know what you are so grouchy for, just looked at the numbers for tonight and they are even worse.. 

Why do you think...? 

The weather is too good and the films we currently have in are either already or imminently available to stream. I'm half considering suggesting we have a sign outside saying that the air conditioning in the screens is currently on full for those feeling the heat. 

Good plan! 

[Steve]

Well this is going to be a long arse week. There are more hairs left on Baldymort's head than we had customers today... 

 

Don't know what you are so grouchy for, just looked at the numbers for tonight and they are even worse.. 

Why do you think...? 

The weather is too good and the films we currently have in are either already or imminently available to stream. I'm half considering suggesting we have a sign outside saying that the air conditioning in the screens is currently on full for those feeling the heat. 

Good plan!