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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: apc2010 on February 23, 2015, 01:16:05 PM
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This year my lemon tree is producing both lemons and oranges (inedible ,used for Cypriot stew )...on advice it turns out they often graph lemon plants onto orange trees....but no explantion why after 6 years it;s gone mental....
So going have to get a man in...... evil:
oh and the new lemons have no pips.... rubschin:
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It is a sign I tell thee . . . . .
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It is quite interesting how nature works really.......the "orange" branches have huge thorns on them (lemon none ) and now the lemons have no pips ..I guess it's like a hostile take over... rubschin:
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We've got an Almond tree a bit like that. Produces fousands of greengages every year rubschin:
But if I had a Lemorange tree I'd keep it just as it is
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We've got an Almond tree a bit like that. Produces fousands of greengages every year rubschin:
But if I had a Lemorange tree I'd keep it just as it is
No I use the lemons ...the orange thingy will kill off the lemons.....
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You have to urinate on Lemon trees - it's a well known fact like... Thumbs:
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You have to urinate on Lemon trees - it's a well known fact like... Thumbs:
eeek:
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You have to urinate on Lemon trees - it's a well known fact like... Thumbs:
eeek:
That's your problem right there.... noooo:
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You have to urinate on Lemon trees - it's a well known fact like... Thumbs:
eeek:
That's your problem right there.... noooo:
I'll await Darwin for sensible advice....
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You have to urinate on Lemon trees - it's a well known fact like... Thumbs:
eeek:
That's your problem right there.... noooo:
I'll await Darwin for sensible advice....
Piss on it. :thumbsup:
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You have to urinate on Lemon trees - it's a well known fact like... Thumbs:
eeek:
That's your problem right there.... noooo:
I'll await Darwin for sensible advice....
Piss on it. :thumbsup:
Banghead
;D ;D
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Get Foggy to piss on it too!! Will prolly produce pineapples or Nik Naks after that noooo:
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You have to urinate on Lemon trees - it's a well known fact like... Thumbs:
eeek:
That's your problem right there.... noooo:
I'll await Darwin for sensible advice....
Piss on it. :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
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Get Foggy to piss on it too!! Will prolly produce pineapples or Nik Naks after that noooo:
eeek:..... rubschin:
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Get Foggy to piss on it too!! Will prolly produce pineapples or Nik Naks after that noooo:
More like grapes........ ::)
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Get Foggy to piss on it too!! Will prolly produce pineapples or Nik Naks after that noooo:
More like grapes........ ::)
Does she have piles then...? rubschin:
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My poor thread....... noooo:
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your poor tree
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your poor tree
lol: lol: lol:
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This year my lemon tree is producing both lemons and oranges (inedible ,used for Cypriot stew )...on advice it turns out they often graph lemon plants onto orange trees....but no explantion why after 6 years it;s gone mental....
So going have to get a man in...... evil:
oh and the new lemons have no pips.... rubschin:
Was Nick anywhere near it when he visited? rubschin:
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your poor tree
lol: lol: lol:
my poor reputation. cry:
and let it be said, piles are nothing to be sniffed at. noooo:
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your poor tree
lol: lol: lol:
my poor reputation. cry:
and let it be said, piles are nothing to be sniffed at. noooo:
drumroll:
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lol: lol: lol:
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your poor tree
lol: lol: lol:
my poor reputation. cry:
and let it be said, piles are nothing to be sniffed at. noooo:
Eeeewwww! sick2:
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Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:
" you need a professional" .... yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:
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Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:
" you need a professional" .... yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:
Piss on it! Thumbs:
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Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:
" you need a professional" .... yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:
Piss on it! Thumbs:
rubschin: Darwin said that.......
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Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:
" you need a professional" .... yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:
Piss on it! Thumbs:
rubschin: Darwin said that.......
Or chainsaw it! Thumbs:
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Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:
" you need a professional" .... yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:
Piss on it! Thumbs:
rubschin: Darwin said that.......
Or chainsaw it! Thumbs:
My chainsaw is gubbed..... evil:
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Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:
" you need a professional" .... yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:
Piss on it! Thumbs:
rubschin: Darwin said that.......
Or chainsaw it! Thumbs:
My chainsaw is gubbed..... evil:
So is mine.... evil:
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Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:
" you need a professional" .... yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:
Piss on it! Thumbs:
rubschin: Darwin said that.......
Or chainsaw it! Thumbs:
My chainsaw is gubbed..... evil:
Puncture?
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Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:
" you need a professional" .... yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:
Piss on it! Thumbs:
rubschin: Darwin said that.......
Or chainsaw it! Thumbs:
My chainsaw is gubbed..... evil:
Puncture?
I will...... cussing:
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Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:
" you need a professional" .... yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:
Piss on it! Thumbs:
rubschin: Darwin said that.......
Or chainsaw it! Thumbs:
My chainsaw is gubbed..... evil:
So is mine.... evil:
Not good enough is it? Modern chainsaws get gubbed after so few massacres nowadays
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Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:
" you need a professional" .... yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:
Piss on it! Thumbs:
rubschin: Darwin said that.......
Or chainsaw it! Thumbs:
My chainsaw is gubbed..... evil:
So is mine.... evil:
Not good enough is it? Modern chainsaws get gubbed after so few massacres nowadays
They are only €99 here so I suppose you shouldn't expect too much really..... noooo:
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Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:
" you need a professional" .... yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:
Piss on it! Thumbs:
rubschin: Darwin said that.......
Or chainsaw it! Thumbs:
My chainsaw is gubbed..... evil:
So is mine.... evil:
Not good enough is it? Modern chainsaws get gubbed after so few massacres nowadays
They are only €99 here so I suppose you shouldn't expect too much really..... noooo:
ours was 49... redface: we haven't even used it yet. noooo:
thats what happens when Apey has to buy things.
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SO not often then
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SO not often then
noooo:
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Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:
" you need a professional" .... yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:
Piss on it! Thumbs:
rubschin: Darwin said that.......
Or chainsaw it! Thumbs:
My chainsaw is gubbed..... evil:
So is mine.... evil:
Not good enough is it? Modern chainsaws get gubbed after so few massacres nowadays
They are only €99 here so I suppose you shouldn't expect too much really..... noooo:
ours was 49... redface: we haven't even used it yet. noooo:
thats what happens when Apey has to buy things.
I used it lots ...........
it may have one last job....... whistle:
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We should have a Save the Mutant Tree campaign
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Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:
" you need a professional" .... yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:
Piss on it! Thumbs:
rubschin: Darwin said that.......
Or chainsaw it! Thumbs:
My chainsaw is gubbed..... evil:
So is mine.... evil:
Not good enough is it? Modern chainsaws get gubbed after so few massacres nowadays
They are only €99 here so I suppose you shouldn't expect too much really..... noooo:
ours was 49... redface: we haven't even used it yet. noooo:
thats what happens when Apey has to buy things.
I used it lots ...........
it may have one last job....... whistle:
Do you think that might shut her up for a while? rubschin:
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Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:
" you need a professional" .... yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:
Piss on it! Thumbs:
rubschin: Darwin said that.......
Or chainsaw it! Thumbs:
My chainsaw is gubbed..... evil:
So is mine.... evil:
Not good enough is it? Modern chainsaws get gubbed after so few massacres nowadays
They are only €99 here so I suppose you shouldn't expect too much really..... noooo:
ours was 49... redface: we haven't even used it yet. noooo:
thats what happens when Apey has to buy things.
I used it lots ...........
it may have one last job....... whistle:
Do you think that might shut her up for a while? rubschin:
happy001
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Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:
" you need a professional" .... yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:
Piss on it! Thumbs:
rubschin: Darwin said that.......
Or chainsaw it! Thumbs:
Nearly right BM.... Shocked: got to cut it right back....shame really.....lovely mature tree...
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Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:
" you need a professional" .... yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:
Piss on it! Thumbs:
rubschin: Darwin said that.......
Or chainsaw it! Thumbs:
Nearly right BM.... Shocked: got to cut it right back....shame really.....lovely mature tree...
Firewood sale! Thumbs:
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Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:
" you need a professional" .... yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:
Piss on it! Thumbs:
rubschin: Darwin said that.......
Or chainsaw it! Thumbs:
Nearly right BM.... Shocked: got to cut it right back....shame really.....lovely mature tree...
Firewood sale! Thumbs:
I have an open fire.... Thumbs:
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Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:
" you need a professional" .... yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:
Piss on it! Thumbs:
rubschin: Darwin said that.......
Or chainsaw it! Thumbs:
Nearly right BM.... Shocked: got to cut it right back....shame really.....lovely mature tree...
Firewood sale! Thumbs:
I have an open fire.... Thumbs:
Win-win! :thumbsup:
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Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:
" you need a professional" .... yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:
Piss on it! Thumbs:
rubschin: Darwin said that.......
Or chainsaw it! Thumbs:
Nearly right BM.... Shocked: got to cut it right back....shame really.....lovely mature tree...
Firewood sale! Thumbs:
I have an open fire.... Thumbs:
Win-win! :thumbsup:
No. I'll have to buy lemons now.... evil: 59 cents a kilo... noooo:
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Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:
" you need a professional" .... yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:
Piss on it! Thumbs:
rubschin: Darwin said that.......
Or chainsaw it! Thumbs:
Nearly right BM.... Shocked: got to cut it right back....shame really.....lovely mature tree...
Firewood sale! Thumbs:
I have an open fire.... Thumbs:
Win-win! :thumbsup:
No. I'll have to buy lemons now.... evil: 59 cents a kilo... noooo:
Steal them.... ::)