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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2015, 05:56:04 PM »
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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2015, 07:06:05 PM »
Get Foggy to piss on it too!!  Will prolly produce pineapples or Nik Naks after that  noooo:

More like grapes........ ::)

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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2015, 07:07:32 PM »
My poor thread....... noooo:

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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2015, 07:27:50 PM »
your poor tree
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2015, 07:28:49 PM »
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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2015, 08:40:51 PM »
This year my lemon tree is producing both lemons and oranges (inedible ,used for Cypriot stew )...on advice it turns out they often graph lemon plants onto orange trees....but no explantion why after 6 years it;s gone mental....

So going have to get a man in...... evil:


oh and the new lemons have no pips.... rubschin:

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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2015, 10:20:34 PM »
your poor tree

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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2015, 10:49:32 PM »
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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2015, 06:21:12 AM »
your poor tree

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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2015, 09:56:46 AM »
Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:


" you need a professional" ....   yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:

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« Reply #26 on: February 25, 2015, 10:18:52 AM »
Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:


" you need a professional" ....   yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:

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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #27 on: February 25, 2015, 10:20:25 AM »
Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:


" you need a professional" ....   yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:

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« Reply #28 on: February 25, 2015, 10:22:30 AM »
Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:


" you need a professional" ....   yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:

Piss on it!  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  Darwin said that.......

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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #29 on: February 25, 2015, 10:27:05 AM »
Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:


" you need a professional" ....   yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:

Piss on it!  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  Darwin said that.......

Or chainsaw it!  Thumbs:

My chainsaw is gubbed..... evil: