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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #30 on: February 25, 2015, 10:27:48 AM »
Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:


" you need a professional" ....   yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:

Piss on it!  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  Darwin said that.......

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My chainsaw is gubbed..... evil:

So is mine....  evil:
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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #31 on: February 25, 2015, 11:08:43 AM »
Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:


" you need a professional" ....   yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:

Piss on it!  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  Darwin said that.......

Or chainsaw it!  Thumbs:

My chainsaw is gubbed..... evil:
Puncture?
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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #32 on: February 25, 2015, 11:17:35 AM »
Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:


" you need a professional" ....   yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:

Piss on it!  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  Darwin said that.......

Or chainsaw it!  Thumbs:

My chainsaw is gubbed..... evil:
Puncture?

I will...... cussing:

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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #33 on: February 25, 2015, 04:32:36 PM »

Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:


" you need a professional" ....   yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:

Piss on it!  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  Darwin said that.......

Or chainsaw it!  Thumbs:

My chainsaw is gubbed..... evil:

So is mine....  evil:
Not good enough is it?  Modern chainsaws get gubbed after so few massacres nowadays
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #34 on: February 25, 2015, 04:40:27 PM »

Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:


" you need a professional" ....   yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:

Piss on it!  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  Darwin said that.......

Or chainsaw it!  Thumbs:

My chainsaw is gubbed..... evil:

So is mine....  evil:
Not good enough is it?  Modern chainsaws get gubbed after so few massacres nowadays

They are only €99 here so I suppose you shouldn't expect too much really.....  noooo:
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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #35 on: February 25, 2015, 08:26:44 PM »

Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:


" you need a professional" ....   yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:

Piss on it!  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  Darwin said that.......

Or chainsaw it!  Thumbs:

My chainsaw is gubbed..... evil:

So is mine....  evil:
Not good enough is it?  Modern chainsaws get gubbed after so few massacres nowadays

They are only €99 here so I suppose you shouldn't expect too much really.....  noooo:


ours was 49... redface: we haven't even used it yet.  noooo:
thats what happens when Apey has to buy things.

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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #36 on: February 25, 2015, 08:28:57 PM »
SO not often then
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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #37 on: February 25, 2015, 08:30:10 PM »

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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #38 on: February 25, 2015, 08:44:01 PM »

Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:


" you need a professional" ....   yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:

Piss on it!  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  Darwin said that.......

Or chainsaw it!  Thumbs:

My chainsaw is gubbed..... evil:

So is mine....  evil:
Not good enough is it?  Modern chainsaws get gubbed after so few massacres nowadays

They are only €99 here so I suppose you shouldn't expect too much really.....  noooo:


ours was 49... redface: we haven't even used it yet.  noooo:
thats what happens when Apey has to buy things.

I used it lots ...........



it may have one last job....... whistle:

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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #39 on: February 25, 2015, 09:15:55 PM »
We should have a Save the Mutant Tree campaign

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #40 on: February 25, 2015, 09:23:12 PM »

Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:


" you need a professional" ....   yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:

Piss on it!  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  Darwin said that.......

Or chainsaw it!  Thumbs:

My chainsaw is gubbed..... evil:

So is mine....  evil:
Not good enough is it?  Modern chainsaws get gubbed after so few massacres nowadays

They are only €99 here so I suppose you shouldn't expect too much really.....  noooo:


ours was 49... redface: we haven't even used it yet.  noooo:
thats what happens when Apey has to buy things.

I used it lots ...........



it may have one last job....... whistle:

Do you think that might shut her up for a while?  rubschin:

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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #41 on: February 26, 2015, 08:24:22 AM »

Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:


" you need a professional" ....   yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:

Piss on it!  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  Darwin said that.......

Or chainsaw it!  Thumbs:

My chainsaw is gubbed..... evil:

So is mine....  evil:
Not good enough is it?  Modern chainsaws get gubbed after so few massacres nowadays

They are only €99 here so I suppose you shouldn't expect too much really.....  noooo:


ours was 49... redface: we haven't even used it yet.  noooo:
thats what happens when Apey has to buy things.

I used it lots ...........



it may have one last job....... whistle:

Do you think that might shut her up for a while?  rubschin:

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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #42 on: March 01, 2015, 10:48:58 AM »
Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:


" you need a professional" ....   yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:

Piss on it!  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  Darwin said that.......

Or chainsaw it!  Thumbs:

Nearly right BM.... Shocked:  got to cut it right back....shame really.....lovely mature tree...

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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #43 on: March 01, 2015, 10:59:56 AM »
Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:


" you need a professional" ....   yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:

Piss on it!  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  Darwin said that.......

Or chainsaw it!  Thumbs:

Nearly right BM.... Shocked:  got to cut it right back....shame really.....lovely mature tree...

Firewood sale!  Thumbs:
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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #44 on: March 01, 2015, 11:03:58 AM »
Called a few gardeners........all tell me wot caused it ( I know... cussing: ) but no solutions.... noooo:


" you need a professional" ....   yes that is why I called coz that is wot your fecking advert says...... cussing:

Piss on it!  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  Darwin said that.......

Or chainsaw it!  Thumbs:

Nearly right BM.... Shocked:  got to cut it right back....shame really.....lovely mature tree...

Firewood sale!  Thumbs:

I have an open fire.... Thumbs: