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Offline apc2010

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Confused Lemon Tree.....
« on: February 23, 2015, 01:16:05 PM »
This year my lemon tree is producing both lemons and oranges (inedible ,used for Cypriot stew )...on advice it turns out they often graph lemon plants onto orange trees....but no explantion why after 6 years it;s gone mental....

So going have to get a man in...... evil:


oh and the new lemons have no pips.... rubschin:
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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2015, 02:03:58 PM »
It is a sign I tell thee . . . . .
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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2015, 02:08:00 PM »
It is quite interesting how nature works really.......the "orange" branches have huge thorns on them (lemon none ) and now the lemons have no pips ..I guess it's like a hostile take over... rubschin:


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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2015, 02:10:02 PM »
We've got an Almond tree a bit like that.  Produces fousands of greengages every year  rubschin:

But if I had a Lemorange tree I'd keep it just as it is
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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2015, 02:12:59 PM »
Quote from: Steve on February 23, 2015, 02:10:02 PM
We've got an Almond tree a bit like that.  Produces fousands of greengages every year  rubschin:

But if I had a Lemorange tree I'd keep it just as it is

No I use the lemons ...the orange thingy will kill off the lemons.....
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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2015, 02:13:17 PM »
You have to urinate on Lemon trees - it's a well known fact like...  Thumbs:
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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2015, 02:14:27 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 23, 2015, 02:13:17 PM
You have to urinate on Lemon trees - it's a well known fact like...  Thumbs:

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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2015, 02:20:18 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 23, 2015, 02:14:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 23, 2015, 02:13:17 PM
You have to urinate on Lemon trees - it's a well known fact like...  Thumbs:

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That's your problem right there....  noooo:
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Offline apc2010

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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2015, 04:51:21 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 23, 2015, 02:20:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 23, 2015, 02:14:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 23, 2015, 02:13:17 PM
You have to urinate on Lemon trees - it's a well known fact like...  Thumbs:

 eeek:

That's your problem right there....  noooo:

I'll await Darwin for sensible advice....
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2015, 04:56:45 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 23, 2015, 04:51:21 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 23, 2015, 02:20:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 23, 2015, 02:14:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 23, 2015, 02:13:17 PM
You have to urinate on Lemon trees - it's a well known fact like...  Thumbs:

 eeek:

That's your problem right there....  noooo:

I'll await Darwin for sensible advice....

Piss on it.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2015, 05:04:53 PM »
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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2015, 05:19:40 PM »
Get Foggy to piss on it too!!  Will prolly produce pineapples or Nik Naks after that  noooo:
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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2015, 05:43:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on February 23, 2015, 05:19:40 PM
Get Foggy to piss on it too!!  Will prolly produce pineapples or Nik Naks after that  noooo:


 eeek:..... rubschin:
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Re: Confused Lemon Tree.....
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2015, 05:52:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on February 23, 2015, 05:19:40 PM
Get Foggy to piss on it too!!  Will prolly produce pineapples or Nik Naks after that  noooo:

More like grapes........ ::)
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