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Come Inside... => Pets Corner (Imaginary or Otherwise) => Topic started by: apc2010 on March 12, 2014, 11:12:03 AM
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Cat 1 back from the vets ...have to keep him in for a week ...he is semi-wild ....so have to buy cat litter .. evil:
already he is crying the house down to get out .. noooo:
has to have different food from cat 2 ..(impossible ) and the 2 strays we feed are trying to get in the house coz of the rain... noooo:
Beer O'clock may well be early today...... noooo:
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Cat 1 back from the vets ...have to keep him in for a week ...he is semi-wild ....so have to buy cat litter .. evil:
already he is crying the house down to get out .. noooo:
has to have different food from cat 2 ..(impossible ) and the 2 strays we feed are trying to get in the house coz of the rain... noooo:
Beer O'clock may well be early today...... noooo:
Thumbs:
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I am covered in cat medicine .....he spat it out... evil:
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Cat 1 back from the vets ...have to keep him in for a week ...he is semi-wild ....so have to buy cat litter .. evil:
already he is crying the house down to get out .. noooo:
has to have different food from cat 2 ..(impossible ) and the 2 strays we feed are trying to get in the house coz of the rain... noooo:
Beer O'clock may well be early today...... noooo:
Yep, better drug them up.
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In a few minutes whistle:
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How to give a cat a pill....
Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and apply gentle pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away.
Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of 10.
Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call Misty from garden.
Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get Misty to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for glueing later.
Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw away T-shirt and fetch new one from bedroom.
Ring Fire Brigade to retrieve cat from tree across road. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to miss cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
Get Misty to drive you to Casualty, sit quietly while doctor stitches finger and forearm and removes remnants of pill from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
Call RSPCA to collect cat and ring pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
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noooo:
Tetanus in my bottom and bandages noooo:
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Cat 1 back from the vets ...have to keep him in for a week ...he is semi-wild ....so have to buy cat litter .. evil:
already he is crying the house down to get out .. noooo:
has to have different food from cat 2 ..(impossible ) and the 2 strays we feed are trying to get in the house coz of the rain... noooo:
Beer O'clock may well be early today...... noooo:
Oh woes
They do become your life at times
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How to give a cat a pill....
Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and apply gentle pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away.
Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of 10.
Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call Misty from garden.
Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get Misty to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for glueing later.
Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw away T-shirt and fetch new one from bedroom.
Ring Fire Brigade to retrieve cat from tree across road. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to miss cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
Get Misty to drive you to Casualty, sit quietly while doctor stitches finger and forearm and removes remnants of pill from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
Call RSPCA to collect cat and ring pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
lol: lol: lol:
Serious answer:
Believe it or not since Mrs K worked out these schemes CWMBO demands to get her daily tablets
For tablets: Get Tesco el cheapo Meaty Stick treats and break into 1/2 inch chunks. Insert tablet into one of the chunks
For liquid medicine. Buy Webbox Lik-e-Lix sachets and mix the medicine into one
If you want a really interesting challenge see if you can give daily Insulin and Calcium injections to a cat. We both have at least most of our fingers and limbs still attached.
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noooo:
Tetanus in my bottom and bandages noooo:
eeek: eeek:
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How to give a cat a pill....
Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and apply gentle pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away.
Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of 10.
Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call Misty from garden.
Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get Misty to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for glueing later.
Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw away T-shirt and fetch new one from bedroom.
Ring Fire Brigade to retrieve cat from tree across road. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to miss cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
Get Misty to drive you to Casualty, sit quietly while doctor stitches finger and forearm and removes remnants of pill from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
Call RSPCA to collect cat and ring pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
lol: lol: lol:
Serious answer:
Believe it or not since Mrs K worked out these schemes CWMBO demands to get her daily tablets
For tablets: Get Tesco el cheapo Meaty Stick treats and break into 1/2 inch chunks. Insert tablet into one of the chunks
For liquid medicine. Buy Webbox Lik-e-Lix sachets and mix the medicine into one
If you want a really interesting challenge see if you can give daily Insulin and Calcium injections to a cat. We both have at least most of our fingers and limbs still attached.
Our last cat in the UK (Smudger) needed daily insulin injections.... he used to present himself at 6pm, every day for them good as gold..... cloud9:
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How to give a cat a pill....
Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and apply gentle pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away.
Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of 10.
Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call Misty from garden.
Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get Misty to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for glueing later.
Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw away T-shirt and fetch new one from bedroom.
Ring Fire Brigade to retrieve cat from tree across road. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to miss cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
Get Misty to drive you to Casualty, sit quietly while doctor stitches finger and forearm and removes remnants of pill from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
Call RSPCA to collect cat and ring pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
lol: lol: lol:
Serious answer:
Believe it or not since Mrs K worked out these schemes CWMBO demands to get her daily tablets
For tablets: Get Tesco el cheapo Meaty Stick treats and break into 1/2 inch chunks. Insert tablet into one of the chunks
For liquid medicine. Buy Webbox Lik-e-Lix sachets and mix the medicine into one
If you want a really interesting challenge see if you can give daily Insulin and Calcium injections to a cat. We both have at least most of our fingers and limbs still attached.
Our last cat in the UK (Smudger) needed daily insulin injections.... he used to present himself at 6pm, every day for them good as gold..... cloud9:
:thumbsup:
So in the end did our Sam as we always fed him afterwards. And it wasn't the diabetes that did for him in the end (FIV).
sad32: sad32: sad32: Shit, I really do have moist eyes now cry:.
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sad24: sad24: sad24:
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sad24: sad24: sad24:
:thumbsup: Sometimes you have to. You should have seen the vets when he died, never seen vet staff break down in floods of tears before, they were his other home. I think we were the only ones holding it together so 12 years on I figure it's OK for me to shed a tear
Over the years I've shed more for dead pets than break ups and definitely than over dead relatives and never a tear over relegated football teams or lost jobs. Life's weird - thankfully.
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sad24: sad24: sad24:
:thumbsup: Sometimes you have to. You should have seen the vets when he died, never seen vet staff break down in floods of tears before, they were his other home. I think we were the only ones holding it together so 12 years on I figure it's OK for me to shed a tear
Over the years I've shed more for dead pets than break ups and definitely than over dead relatives and never a tear over relegated football teams or lost jobs. Life's weird - thankfully.
My childhood cat who moved around the country with me died at the ripe old age of 23 .... sad24: was absolutly gutted ....
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sad24: sad24: sad24:
:thumbsup: Sometimes you have to. You should have seen the vets when he died, never seen vet staff break down in floods of tears before, they were his other home. I think we were the only ones holding it together so 12 years on I figure it's OK for me to shed a tear
Over the years I've shed more for dead pets than break ups and definitely than over dead relatives and never a tear over relegated football teams or lost jobs. Life's weird - thankfully.
My childhood cat who moved around the country with me died at the ripe old age of 23 .... sad24: was absolutly gutted ....
Not surprised after 23 years. We had one for 19 and CWMBO is ~17 . Little sod will be wanting to drive the car soon.
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noooo:
Tetanus in my bottom and bandages noooo:
So, to summarise:
You have a jaw locked in your arse and are dressing like a nurse . . . . rubschin: shutup:
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noooo:
Tetanus in my bottom and bandages noooo:
So, to summarise:
You have a jaw locked in your arse and are dressing like a nurse . . . . rubschin: shutup:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
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We have 3 cats in the TG household.
Went down to 2 a few weeks ago when we took the old fart to vets cos he seemed a bit off colour. Came back without him. Tumour the size of an orange in his stomach.
I held him while he died and I make no bones about it I cried like a baby.
But we now have a new kitten and the other 2 old ones are suitably traumatised and I am moaning about the price of cat litter.
Life goes on.
Have you seen the price of cat litter? Eh? noooo:
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We have 3 cats in the TG household.
Went down to 2 a few weeks ago when we took the old fart to vets cos he seemed a bit off colour. Came back without him. Tumour the size of an orange in his stomach.
I held him while he died and I make no bones about it I cried like a baby.
But we now have a new kitten and the other 2 old ones are suitably traumatised and I am moaning about the price of cat litter.
Life goes on.
Have you seen the price of cat litter? Eh? noooo:
sad24:
but yes for litter.... evil:
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We have 3 cats in the TG household.
Went down to 2 a few weeks ago when we took the old fart to vets cos he seemed a bit off colour. Came back without him. Tumour the size of an orange in his stomach.
I held him while he died and I make no bones about it I cried like a baby.
But we now have a new kitten and the other 2 old ones are suitably traumatised and I am moaning about the price of cat litter.
Life goes on.
Have you seen the price of cat litter? Eh? noooo:
tell everyone what you have called my baby kitten? got one exactly the same as one that passed away to soften the loss!
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His name is 'Bullet'.
He is named after the dog that was owned by Roy Rogers.
Anyone got a problem with that? Eh? Eh?
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We have 3 cats in the TG household.
Went down to 2 a few weeks ago when we took the old fart to vets cos he seemed a bit off colour. Came back without him. Tumour the size of an orange in his stomach.
I held him while he died and I make no bones about it I cried like a baby.
But we now have a new kitten and the other 2 old ones are suitably traumatised and I am moaning about the price of cat litter.
Life goes on.
Have you seen the price of cat litter? Eh? noooo:
happy100
Got a mate here that digs thousands of tonnes of cat litter out of a hole in the ground (for pennies) and ships it to the UK....
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We have 3 cats in the TG household.
Went down to 2 a few weeks ago when we took the old fart to vets cos he seemed a bit off colour. Came back without him. Tumour the size of an orange in his stomach.
I held him while he died and I make no bones about it I cried like a baby.
But we now have a new kitten and the other 2 old ones are suitably traumatised and I am moaning about the price of cat litter.
Life goes on.
Have you seen the price of cat litter? Eh? noooo:
happy100
Got a mate here that digs thousands of tonnes of cat litter out of a hole in the ground (for pennies) and ships it to the UK....
Where's my freebie....... evil:
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We have 3 cats in the TG household.
Went down to 2 a few weeks ago when we took the old fart to vets cos he seemed a bit off colour. Came back without him. Tumour the size of an orange in his stomach.
I held him while he died and I make no bones about it I cried like a baby.
But we now have a new kitten and the other 2 old ones are suitably traumatised and I am moaning about the price of cat litter.
Life goes on.
Have you seen the price of cat litter? Eh? noooo:
happy100
Got a mate here that digs thousands of tonnes of cat litter out of a hole in the ground (for pennies) and ships it to the UK....
Where's my freebie....... evil:
I didn't get any either....
Apparently he bought the 'worthless' land from a farmer for pennies.... noooo:
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His name is 'Bullet'.
He is named after the dog that was owned by Roy Rogers.
Anyone got a problem with that? Eh? Eh?
:thumbsup: Not after the Steve McQueen film then
Sorry bout your loss.
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Catlit Banghead
CWMBO will only deem to use Catsan clumping catlit at £7 an effin bag.
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Locked the cat in bedroom by mistake ...he pulled down Miss T's new curtains she made....... noooo: broke all the fitted curtain hooks in the pelmet .....so now I have to do DIY........ evil:
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happy001 happy001 happy001
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Locked the cat in bedroom by mistake ...he pulled down Miss T's new curtains she made....... noooo: broke all the fitted curtain hooks in the pelmet .....so now I have to do DIY........ evil:
All that trouble from a little pussy in the bedroom?
Good job you don't have a real dog in there. noooo:
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happy001
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Locked the cat in bedroom by mistake ...he pulled down Miss T's new curtains she made....... noooo: broke all the fitted curtain hooks in the pelmet .....so now I have to do DIY........ evil:
All that trouble from a little pussy in the bedroom?
Good job you don't have a real dog in there. noooo:
lol: lol: shutup:
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Locked the cat in bedroom by mistake ...he pulled down Miss T's new curtains she made....... noooo: broke all the fitted curtain hooks in the pelmet .....so now I have to do DIY........ evil:
All that trouble from a little pussy in the bedroom?
Good job you don't have a real dog in there. noooo:
lol: lol: shutup:
lol: lol: lol:
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One of the semi-strays is covered in cement........ rubschin: noooo:
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One of the semi-strays is covered in cement........ rubschin: noooo:
noooo:
I don't think that's going to be good for him/her. Sure it's not Gypsum? One way to get a cat plastered.
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One of the semi-strays is covered in cement........ rubschin: noooo:
noooo:
I don't think that's going to be good for him/her. Sure it's not Gypsum? One way to get a cat plastered.
It has dried, Miss T is trying to get his "toes" rubschin: apart ..... noooo:
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One of the semi-strays is covered in cement........ rubschin: noooo:
It was ever thus . . .
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Locked the cat in bedroom by mistake ...he pulled down Miss T's new curtains she made....... noooo: broke all the fitted curtain hooks in the pelmet .....so now I have to do DIY........ evil:
All that trouble from a little pussy in the bedroom?
Good job you don't have a real dog in there. noooo:
lol: lol: shutup:
evil: oii!
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I have just seen an advert on the tellybox for a 'plug-in' to keep your cats happy and less stressed. noooo:
If they do not like the place they can always feck off elsewhere. Thumbs:
You could buy some Apey....but the purchase might stress you out like. rubschin:
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I have just seen an advert on the tellybox for a 'plug-in' to keep your cats happy and less stressed. noooo:
If they do not like the place they can always feck off elsewhere. Thumbs:
You could buy some Apey....but the purchase might stress you out like. rubschin:
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rubschin:
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I have just seen an advert on the tellybox for a 'plug-in' to keep your cats happy and less stressed. noooo:
If they do not like the place they can always feck off elsewhere. Thumbs:
You could buy some Apey....but the purchase might stress you out like. rubschin:
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rubschin:
Not quite the same....but just as good. Thumbs:
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The little one has just come in and stinks of marijuana ..... eeek: eeek:
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The little one has just come in and stinks of marijuana ..... eeek: eeek:
Bleddy cat though. evil:
If it was a dog it would happily take you to the source, after a bit of training it might even bring you some back in exchange for a Bonio. Thumbs:
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The little one has just come in and stinks of marijuana ..... eeek: eeek:
So Misty is feeling relaxed then rubschin:
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The little one has just come in and stinks of marijuana ..... eeek: eeek:
So Misty is feeling relaxed then rubschin:
lol:
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The little one has just come in and stinks of marijuana ..... eeek: eeek:
So Misty is feeling relaxed then rubschin:
lol:
The only way to stay sane around Apey you say... rubschin:
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Things You Can't Do When You're Not A Cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQM0lCspYJ8#ws)
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Things You CAN'T Do When You're NOT a Dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emfDkcfWDew#ws)
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lol: lol: lol: both
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happy001
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happy001
lol: lol: lol:
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Please when people leave the island take your fvcking cats and not leave them for others to feed ......... cussing:
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I can post fish :thumbsup: Second class redface:
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I can post fish :thumbsup: Second class redface:
rubschin:
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Please when people leave the island take your fvcking cats and not leave them for others to feed ......... cussing:
evil: evil: evil: How best to publicly humiliate such bastards?
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Please when people leave the island take your fvcking cats and not leave them for others to feed ......... cussing:
evil: evil: evil: How best to publicly humiliate such bastards?
I try to tell them when they move here........do not get any pets untill you are sure you are going to stay......coz it costs a fortune to take them back to the UK.......
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Please when people leave the island take your fvcking cats and not leave them for others to feed ......... cussing:
evil: evil: evil: How best to publicly humiliate such bastards?
I try to tell them when they move here........do not get any pets untill you are sure you are going to stay......coz it costs a fortune to take them back to the UK.......But Foggy can adopt them all cloud9:
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Please when people leave the island take your fvcking cats and not leave them for others to feed ......... cussing:
evil: evil: evil: How best to publicly humiliate such bastards?
I try to tell them when they move here........do not get any pets untill you are sure you are going to stay......coz it costs a fortune to take them back to the UK.......But Foggy can adopt them all cloud9:
No she can't ...mainly coz 1 of ours is an anti-social bastard and fights them all....... noooo:
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Next door have a huge fancy BBQ with an expensive weatherproof cover......turns out my cat thinks the cover is a scratching post... redface: there is no top any more .... eeek:
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Sounds expensive noooo:
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Sounds expensive noooo:
Like I'm gonna tell him..... noooo: bloody strays..... whistle:
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Sounds expensive noooo:
Like I'm gonna tell him..... noooo: bloody strays..... whistle:
They are everywhere noooo: whistle:
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Sounds expensive noooo:
Like I'm gonna tell him..... noooo: bloody strays..... whistle:
They are everywhere noooo: whistle:
Zactly ....... Thumbs: whistle:
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So you will be fine as long as someone doesn't invite him on here then.... whistle:
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Next door have a huge fancy BBQ with an expensive weatherproof cover......turns out my cat thinks the cover is a scratching post... redface: there is no top any more .... eeek:
That bloody storm........ Thumbs:
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The cat is now crying at all the doors and windows ....coz it's raining at "his" window...... noooo:
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noooo:
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The cat is now crying at all the doors and windows ....coz it's raining at "his" window...... noooo:
The ginger one was up to that last night so I chucked him out....
...he was like a wet mop this morning! lol:
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The cat is now crying at all the doors and windows ....coz it's raining at "his" window...... noooo:
The ginger one was up to that last night so I chucked him out....
...he was like a wet mop this morning! lol:
You have your own thread......... cussing:
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The cat is now crying at all the doors and windows ....coz it's raining at "his" window...... noooo:
The ginger one was up to that last night so I chucked him out....
...he was like a wet mop this morning! lol:
You have your own thread......... cussing:
evil:
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The cat is now crying at all the doors and windows ....coz it's raining at "his" window...... noooo:
The ginger one was up to that last night so I chucked him out....
...he was like a wet mop this morning! lol:
point: at the nasty cruel man evil:
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Woke up this morning(ish) to another cat asleep in the kitchen........ rubschin:
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Woke up this morning(ish) to another cat asleep in the kitchen........ rubschin:
Be careful, it might be in heat like..... redface:
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Woke up this morning(ish) to another cat asleep in the kitchen........ rubschin:
Be careful, it might be in heat like..... redface:
Oh noes......... noooo: get them all done ..
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Woke up this morning(ish) to another cat asleep in the kitchen........ rubschin:
Be careful, it might be in heat like..... redface:
Oh noes......... noooo: get them all done ..
facepalm:
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Could be worse Apey, you could walk in one day to find this one has paid a visit..... eeek:
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Am I the only one who can here the theme to the Omen.... scared2:
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Could be worse Apey, you could walk in one day to find this one has paid a visit..... eeek:
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Am I the only one who can here the theme to the Omen.... scared2:
rubschin:
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Having already trained Apey, here is the cat showing Misty who is boss... whistle:
http://youtu.be/FFScMFFGoOw (http://youtu.be/FFScMFFGoOw)
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Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:
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Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:
He is now chasing a lazer light around the house....... ;D
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Jet propelled? rubschin:
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Jet propelled? rubschin:
;D
was just testing a light...... redface: about 1000 moving lazer dots all over the house ......
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Jet propelled? rubschin:
;D
was just testing a light...... redface: about 1000 moving lazer dots all over the house ......
LASER..... ::)
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Jet propelled? rubschin:
;D
was just testing a light...... redface: about 1000 moving lazer dots all over the house ......
LASER..... ::)
lol: lol:
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Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:
evil: It was evil, even the cat kept looking round to see where it came from. The dirty bastard kept looking accusingly at me.
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Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:
evil: It was evil, even the cat kept looking round to see where it came from. The dirty bastard kept looking accusingly at me.
They have long memories...
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Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:
evil: It was evil, even the cat kept looking round to see where it came from. The dirty bastard kept looking accusingly at me.
They have long memories...
lol:
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Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:
evil: It was evil, even the cat kept looking round to see where it came from. The dirty bastard kept looking accusingly at me.
Why was Apey looking accusingly at you if it was him confusing the cat? rubschin:
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Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:
evil: It was evil, even the cat kept looking round to see where it came from. The dirty bastard kept looking accusingly at me.
Why was Apey looking accusingly at you if it was him confusing the cat? rubschin:
evil:
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Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:
evil: It was evil, even the cat kept looking round to see where it came from. The dirty bastard kept looking accusingly at me.
Why was Apey looking accusingly at you if it was him confusing the cat? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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Dear Two-leg Family,
This is too much of a time saver not to share with you.
1) Put 1/8 cup pet shampoo in the toilet.
2) Take the cat and stroke it lovingly as you carry it into the bathroom.
3) In one fluid motion, dump the cat into the toilet and slam down the lid. You may have to stand on it.
4) The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Ignore the sounds coming from within the toilet. The cat is actually enjoying this.
5) Now flush the toilet three or four times. This is known as the "Power Wash and Rinse" stage.
6) Have someone open the front door of your house. Standing back as far away from the toilet as you can, lift the lid and the cat will spring out and race out of the house to dry itself off somewhere outdoors.
7) Both cat and commode will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
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Dear Two-leg Family,
This is too much of a time saver not to share with you.
1) Put 1/8 cup pet shampoo in the toilet.
2) Take the cat and stroke it lovingly as you carry it into the bathroom.
3) In one fluid motion, dump the cat into the toilet and slam down the lid. You may have to stand on it.
4) The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Ignore the sounds coming from within the toilet. The cat is actually enjoying this.
5) Now flush the toilet three or four times. This is known as the "Power Wash and Rinse" stage.
6) Have someone open the front door of your house. Standing back as far away from the toilet as you can, lift the lid and the cat will spring out and race out of the house to dry itself off somewhere outdoors.
7) Both cat and commode will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
rubschin:
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The easter fireworks have started........ evil:
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They will shit themselves noooo:
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They will shit themselves noooo:
Not if you put gin in their drinking water
I guess
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They will shit themselves noooo:
Not if you put gin in their drinking water
I guess
rubschin:
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Just found a stray cat in our bedroom...... evil:
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point: point: point: point: point: point:
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Just found a stray cat in our bedroom...... evil:
That's no way to talk about Misty eeek:
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Just found a stray cat in our bedroom...... evil:
happy001
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Just found a stray cat in our bedroom...... evil:
That's no way to talk about Misty eeek:
evil: Oi!
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The earthquake freaked the cat out.....a couple of friends have had their dogs run off.....
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The earthquake freaked the cat out.....a couple of friends have had their dogs run off.....
Not good noooo:
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The earthquake freaked the cat out.....a couple of friends have had their dogs run off.....
evil:
Why couldn't mine all run off? sad24:
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The earthquake freaked the cat out.....a couple of friends have had their dogs run off.....
evil:
Why couldn't mine all run off? sad24:
point:
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Youngest daughter has recently moved to a very rural area backing onto open fields. Her suburban moggie is now allowed to roam and has discovered its hunting instincts.
Yesterday, she was complaining that every morning in the last week, it has left her a baby rabbit (or part thereof) on the kitchen floor.
My offer of a roll of gaffer tape for the catflap was declined. whistle:
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She could make a wabbit pie :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Youngest daughter has recently moved to a very rural area backing onto open fields. Her suburban moggie is now allowed to roam and has discovered its hunting instincts.
Yesterday, she was complaining that every morning in the last week, it has left her a baby rabbit (or part thereof) on the kitchen floor.
My offer of a roll of gaffer tape for the catflap was declined. whistle:
eveilgrin:
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lol: lol: lol:
Bastard things! cussing:
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Youngest daughter has recently moved to a very rural area backing onto open fields. Her suburban moggie is now allowed to roam and has discovered its hunting instincts.
Yesterday, she was complaining that every morning in the last week, it has left her a baby rabbit (or part thereof) on the kitchen floor.
My offer of a roll of gaffer tape for the catflap was declined. whistle:
rubschin:
We had one that used to post them back live through the cat flap. Oh what fun catching them while cat sits back and licks its nether regions. Worst though were the cat farts that resulted from her consuming a whole rabbit. Well sometimes a hard to identify organ or two was left behind
Wonderful cat though, brought so so much to my shallow existence. RIP At'em
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http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/05/check-people-forced-become-cat-owners-46853/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/05/check-people-forced-become-cat-owners-46853/) whistle: whistle: whistle:
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http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/05/check-people-forced-become-cat-owners-46853/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/05/check-people-forced-become-cat-owners-46853/) whistle: whistle: whistle:
;D ;D
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http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/05/check-people-forced-become-cat-owners-46853/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/05/check-people-forced-become-cat-owners-46853/) whistle: whistle: whistle:
;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
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http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/05/check-people-forced-become-cat-owners-46853/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/05/check-people-forced-become-cat-owners-46853/) whistle: whistle: whistle:
;D ;D
To be fair, I don't actually know anyone who "owns" a cat . . .
Summed up thus: "Dogs have owners: cats have staff . . ."
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That explains Tipsy noooo: noooo:
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Next door have put up a new fence.....the cat thinks it;s a scratching post.... noooo: been up a week ....the corner post has no varnish left... redface:
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Next door have put up a new fence.....the cat thinks it;s a scratching post.... noooo: been up a week ....the corner post has no varnish left... redface:
:thumbsup:
Silly people, of course it is a scratching post
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Next door have put up a new fence.....the cat thinks it;s a scratching post.... noooo: been up a week ....the corner post has no varnish left... redface:
Ooh, posh!
A varnished fence. worthy:
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The cat has wind ....... rubschin:
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The cat has wind ....... rubschin:
Nasty, they can strip wallpaper
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The cat has wind ....... rubschin:
You have a lighter! eveilgrin:
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The cat has wind ....... rubschin:
You have a lighter! eveilgrin:
noooo:
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The cat has wind ....... rubschin:
You have a lighter! eveilgrin:
noooo:
Matches then? eveilgrin:
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The cat has wind ....... rubschin:
You have a lighter! eveilgrin:
noooo:
Matches then? eveilgrin:
Something tells me that for once Apey isn't as daft as you are... noooo:
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The cat has wind ....... rubschin:
You have a lighter! eveilgrin:
noooo:
Matches then? eveilgrin:
Something tells me that for once Apey isn't as daft as you are... noooo:
Thank you ......... Thumbs:
A lighter is must more cost effective in the long term........ Thumbs:
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The cat has wind ....... rubschin:
You have a lighter! eveilgrin:
noooo:
Matches then? eveilgrin:
Something tells me that for once Apey isn't as daft as you are... noooo:
Thank you ......... Thumbs:
A lighter is must more cost effective in the long term........ Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
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Have you thought about training them for your DJ act? lol:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4127388/Winnie-kitten-dances-time-TECHNO-songs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4127388/Winnie-kitten-dances-time-TECHNO-songs.html)
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Have you thought about training them for your DJ act? lol:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4127388/Winnie-kitten-dances-time-TECHNO-songs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4127388/Winnie-kitten-dances-time-TECHNO-songs.html)
rubschin:
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Cat puke in spare bedroom.........how long it's been there ..?????? never use the room....... sick2:
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noooo:
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noooo:
Invite BM to stay ...and pretend I didn't know ..you say........ rubschin:
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Get Foggy to clean it up :thumbsup: May need chisel. Get one from your neighbour whistle:
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Cat puke in spare bedroom.........how long it's been there ..?????? never use the room....... sick2:
I wonder if that is why the cat goes in there...? whistle:
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Get Foggy to clean it up :thumbsup: May need chisel. Get one from your neighbour whistle:
Oi!! cussing: Its not my puke. Kind of crusty....just like Apey rubschin:
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Just to top it all ...the cat seems to have a mouth infection .... noooo:
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Just to top it all ...the cat seems to have a mouth infection .... noooo:
noooo: noooo:
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Just to top it all ...the cat seems to have a mouth infection .... noooo:
noooo:
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Hard times call for hard measures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ3uGSYvqtU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ3uGSYvqtU)
Can Foggy make curry?
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Just to top it all ...the cat seems to have a mouth infection .... noooo:
Or is it a lithp?
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Just to top it all ...the cat seems to have a mouth infection .... noooo:
Or is it a lithp?
drumroll:
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So settling cat in .. noooo: last night let him out on veranda with us ... Thumbs:
then 4 kittens appear in garden ... eeek: eeek: noooo: not seen them before .....
so long story short ..cat is back in ... evil:
Did I mention it is a little warm to have all doors n windows closed...... Angry9:
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So settling cat in .. noooo: last night let him out on veranda with us ... Thumbs:
then 4 kittens appear in garden ... eeek: eeek: noooo: not seen them before .....
so long story short ..cat is back in ... evil:
Did I mention it is a little warm to have all doors n windows closed...... Angry9:
We've got a street full of kittens... ::)
Woman at the end of the road feeds the cats but doesn't neuter them, so they breed like, well cats...
Walking the dog this morning and she had a poo in the road...
I got the poo bag out to pick it up and two kittens appeared from nowhere as they thought I was dishing food out.
I shooed them away but one of them rushed back and grabbed a mouthful!
eeek: eeek: eeek: sick2:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Thought we had lost cat ......found him asleep in garden ..IN cat box ... noooo:
try putting him in it normally and impossible ...even getting it out he freaks .. noooo:
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Thought we had lost cat ......found him asleep in garden ..IN cat box ... noooo:
try putting him in it normally and impossible ...even getting it out he freaks .. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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Thought we had lost cat ......found him asleep in garden ..IN cat box ... noooo:
try putting him in it normally and impossible ...even getting it out he freaks .. noooo:
Amateur.
Buy catnip
Put catnip in box
Close box while cat is too stoned to escape
Simples Thumbs:
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We appear to have 2 kittens living in the garden ... noooo:
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We appear to have 2 kittens living in the garden ... noooo:
Get a dog... Thumbs:
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We appear to have 2 kittens living in the garden ... noooo:
So how long before Misty invites them in.. whistle:
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We appear to have 2 kittens living in the garden ... noooo:
So how long before Misty invites them in.. whistle:
Now....... cussing: (it is sat at my feet as I type ..)....
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We appear to have 2 kittens living in the garden ... noooo:
So how long before Misty invites them in.. whistle:
Now....... cussing: (it is sat at my feet as I type ..)....
:thumbsup:
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We appear to have 2 kittens living in the garden ... noooo:
So how long before Misty invites them in.. whistle:
Now....... cussing: (it is sat at my feet as I type ..)....
Tell it to go and make your supper... ::)
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The kitten's mum seen earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W85oD8FEF78
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(https://cdn.minds.com/fs/v1/thumbnail/1305043262242820102/xlarge/)
whistle:
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(https://cdn.minds.com/fs/v1/thumbnail/1305043262242820102/xlarge/)
whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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I dreamt my flat was infested with kittens last night rubschin: They all had claws like needles
WOndering about getting a cat rubschin:
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I dreamt my flat was infested with kittens last night rubschin: They all had claws like needles
WOndering about getting a cat rubschin:
noooo:
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I dreamt my flat was infested with kittens last night rubschin: They all had claws like needles
WOndering about getting a cat rubschin:
You'll need to get somebody to cat sit while you're cat-sitting confused:
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I dreamt my flat was infested with kittens last night rubschin: They all had claws like needles
WOndering about getting a cat rubschin:
You'll need to get somebody to cat sit while you're cat-sitting confused:
lol:
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I dreamt my flat was infested with kittens last night rubschin: They all had claws like needles
WOndering about getting a cat rubschin:
You'll need to get somebody to cat sit while you're cat-sitting confused:
lol:
lol: lol:
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rubschin:
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I dreamt my flat was infested with kittens last night rubschin: They all had claws like needles
WOndering about getting a cat rubschin:
But......but........but.............we ONLY get 9 lives scared2:
noooo:
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Kitten update ...they disappeared for a while....
the male .."Bentos" came back about a week ago and has hardly left ...and is inside most of the time ....(avoiding our cat )....
Last night the female "Fray" came back ...preggers... eeek: noooo: ....she appears to be looking for birthing areas in the house... evil:...
so with them and the strays outside ,I need to go back to work ASAP to pay for all the cat food .. noooo:
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Kitten update ...they disappeared for a while....
the male .."Bentos" came back about a week ago and has hardly left ...and is inside most of the time ....(avoiding our cat )....
Last night the female "Fray" came back ...preggers... eeek: noooo: ....she appears to be looking for birthing areas in the house... evil:...
so with them and the strays outside ,I need to go back to work ASAP to pay for all the cat food .. noooo:
point:
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Kitten update ...they disappeared for a while....
the male .."Bentos" came back about a week ago and has hardly left ...and is inside most of the time ....(avoiding our cat )....
Last night the female "Fray" came back ...preggers... eeek: noooo: ....she appears to be looking for birthing areas in the house... evil:...
so with them and the strays outside ,I need to go back to work ASAP to pay for all the cat food .. noooo:
point:
The f88king annoying thing was we arranged for them to be "DONE" so no babies ...that's when they went awol...now stable door ... noooo: noooo:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
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The "kitten" had a litter of 4 ..now about ready to be homed (ironic as there is none of our home left noooo:)...so 2 people we know agreed to take 2 each .... Thumbs:
so now they are ready ...BOTH changed their minds ... Banghead
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Had to take the new borns to animal rescue .....the mother left ... noooo:
we tried feeding with syringe but no joy....plus we start work soon ..so having an extra 2 that young was impossible ... noooo:
they have nursing mums there .. Thumbs:
50 snotter donation ...
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Had to take the new borns to animal rescue .....the mother left ... noooo:
we tried feeding with syringe but no joy....plus we start work soon ..so having an extra 2 that young was impossible ... noooo:
they have nursing mums there .. Thumbs:
50 snotter donation ...
:thumbsup:
bad mummy moggie noooo:
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Again ...... Banghead went out tonight ..right outside house a new born kitten in the middle road ... eeek:now in our storeroom with Miss t feefing it with a syringe.. noooo:
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Again ...... Banghead went out tonight ..right outside house a new born kitten in the middle road ... eeek:now in our storeroom with Miss t feefing it with a syringe.. noooo:
well done you both but what the fuck is going on round your way?
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Again ...... Banghead went out tonight ..right outside house a new born kitten in the middle road ... eeek:now in our storeroom with Miss t feefing it with a syringe.. noooo:
well done you both but what the fuck is going on round your way?
I think because opposite us is an old empty house which cats can get in next to the wheelie bin (source of food )..??? ..so food n shelter ..but that is a wild guess ... rubschin:
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Somebody appears to have stolen a number of cats from our street... rubschin:
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Somebody appears to have stolen a number of cats from our street... rubschin:
noooo:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ3uGSYvqtU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ3uGSYvqtU)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ3uGSYvqtU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ3uGSYvqtU)
lol: lol: lol:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ3uGSYvqtU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ3uGSYvqtU)
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Again ...... Banghead went out tonight ..right outside house a new born kitten in the middle road ... eeek:now in our storeroom with Miss t feefing it with a syringe.. noooo:
well done you both but what the fuck is going on round your way?
I think because opposite us is an old empty house which cats can get in next to the wheelie bin (source of food )..??? ..so food n shelter ..but that is a wild guess ... rubschin:
Didnt make it ...Miss T in floods of tears... sad24: ..... sad24:
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Again ...... Banghead went out tonight ..right outside house a new born kitten in the middle road ... eeek:now in our storeroom with Miss t feefing it with a syringe.. noooo:
well done you both but what the fuck is going on round your way?
I think because opposite us is an old empty house which cats can get in next to the wheelie bin (source of food )..??? ..so food n shelter ..but that is a wild guess ... rubschin:
Didnt make it ...Miss T in floods of tears... sad24: ..... sad24:
cry:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ3uGSYvqtU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ3uGSYvqtU)
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Again ...... Banghead went out tonight ..right outside house a new born kitten in the middle road ... eeek:now in our storeroom with Miss t feefing it with a syringe.. noooo:
well done you both but what the fuck is going on round your way?
I think because opposite us is an old empty house which cats can get in next to the wheelie bin (source of food )..??? ..so food n shelter ..but that is a wild guess ... rubschin:
Didnt make it ...Miss T in floods of tears... sad24: ..... sad24:
cry:
cry: cry:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ3uGSYvqtU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ3uGSYvqtU)
AFFS
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Sitting up with the "old boy" ...not sure how old ? he adopted us about 15/6 ? years ago...we thought he was old then ....looked liked an old grumpy man . ;D.hence the name Derek ..(before Gervais series).....
has an eye infection (got drops)..plus not eating .....well very little....
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Sitting up with the "old boy" ...not sure how old ? he adopted us about 15/6 ? years ago...we thought he was old then ....looked liked an old grumpy man . ;D.hence the name Derek ..(before Gervais series).....
has an eye infection (got drops)..plus not eating .....well very little....
Is he drinking?
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Sitting up with the "old boy" ...not sure how old ? he adopted us about 15/6 ? years ago...we thought he was old then ....looked liked an old grumpy man . ;D.hence the name Derek ..(before Gervais series).....
has an eye infection (got drops)..plus not eating .....well very little....
Is he drinking?
yes , now and ate a bit... Thumbs:
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Sitting up with the "old boy" ...not sure how old ? he adopted us about 15/6 ? years ago...we thought he was old then ....looked liked an old grumpy man . ;D.hence the name Derek ..(before Gervais series).....
has an eye infection (got drops)..plus not eating .....well very little....
Is he drinking?
yes , now and ate a bit... Thumbs:
encouraging
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Another bad night... noooo: going to work with 4 hours kip...
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happy100 happy100
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noooo:
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happy100
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Another bad night... noooo: going to work with 4 hours kip...
Not Feline Coronavirus I hope
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Another bad night... noooo: going to work with 4 hours kip...
Not Feline Coronavirus I hope
I fear a combination of old age and bad tooth .... noooo: Miss T gonna stay home tomorrow and get vet in (for cat not her )..he is too old to travel ....
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I can sympathise with the cat lol:
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Another bad night... noooo: going to work with 4 hours kip...
Not Feline Coronavirus I hope
I fear a combination of old age and bad tooth .... noooo: Miss T gonna stay home tomorrow and get vet in (for cat not her )..he is too old to travel ....
Hope all turns out well
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Day two at vet ...he survived 2 car trips .. Thumbs: (was our main concern)...had loads of injections ....so not in pain ...ate some ..now a waiting game to see how anti biotics go ....
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Fingers crossed for him
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sad32: sad24: but good innings...
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sad32: sad24: but good innings...
happy100
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sad32: sad24: but good innings...
happy100
so sorry to hear Apey cry:.
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One missing … noooo: and the latest one to adopt us has limited control over his rear end , so basically drags himself about and has accidents … noooo:
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One missing … noooo: and the latest one to adopt us has limited control over his rear end , so basically drags himself about and has accidents … noooo:
noooo: noooo:
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One missing … noooo: and the latest one to adopt us has limited control over his rear end , so basically drags himself about and has accidents … noooo:
noooo: noooo:
The missing one never returned … sad24:…..but the pissing one seems to have stayed …we have a house full of puppy pads ..and constantly mopping … noooo: vets for him this week …or will have to be outdoor cat …
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One missing … noooo: and the latest one to adopt us has limited control over his rear end , so basically drags himself about and has accidents … noooo:
noooo: noooo:
The missing one never returned … sad24:…..but the pissing one seems to have stayed …we have a house full of puppy pads ..and constantly mopping … noooo: vets for him this week …or will have to be outdoor cat …
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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One missing … noooo: and the latest one to adopt us has limited control over his rear end , so basically drags himself about and has accidents … noooo:
noooo: noooo:
The missing one never returned … sad24:…..but the pissing one seems to have stayed …we have a house full of puppy pads ..and constantly mopping … noooo: vets for him this week …or will have to be outdoor cat …
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Well ,yesterday was so bad we were ready to take him to vets for the worse …..but was closed …sure the bugger knew ..twas up half the night with him …woke up today and he seems a little better .. rubschin: maybe able to keep him as outdoor cat….
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One missing … noooo: and the latest one to adopt us has limited control over his rear end , so basically drags himself about and has accidents … noooo:
noooo: noooo:
The missing one never returned … sad24:…..but the pissing one seems to have stayed …we have a house full of puppy pads ..and constantly mopping … noooo: vets for him this week …or will have to be outdoor cat …
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Well ,yesterday was so bad we were ready to take him to vets for the worse …..but was closed …sure the bugger knew ..twas up half the night with him …woke up today and he seems a little better .. rubschin: maybe able to keep him as outdoor cat….
Let's hope so
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One missing … noooo: and the latest one to adopt us has limited control over his rear end , so basically drags himself about and has accidents … noooo:
noooo: noooo:
The missing one never returned … sad24:…..but the pissing one seems to have stayed …we have a house full of puppy pads ..and constantly mopping … noooo: vets for him this week …or will have to be outdoor cat …
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Well ,yesterday was so bad we were ready to take him to vets for the worse …..but was closed …sure the bugger knew ..twas up half the night with him …woke up today and he seems a little better .. rubschin: maybe able to keep him as outdoor cat….
Let's hope so
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One missing … noooo: and the latest one to adopt us has limited control over his rear end , so basically drags himself about and has accidents … noooo:
noooo: noooo:
The missing one never returned … sad24:…..but the pissing one seems to have stayed …we have a house full of puppy pads ..and constantly mopping … noooo: vets for him this week …or will have to be outdoor cat …
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Well ,yesterday was so bad we were ready to take him to vets for the worse …..but was closed …sure the bugger knew ..twas up half the night with him …woke up today and he seems a little better .. rubschin: maybe able to keep him as outdoor cat….
Let's hope so
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Poor sod didn’t make it … sad24:
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One missing … noooo: and the latest one to adopt us has limited control over his rear end , so basically drags himself about and has accidents … noooo:
noooo: noooo:
The missing one never returned … sad24:…..but the pissing one seems to have stayed …we have a house full of puppy pads ..and constantly mopping … noooo: vets for him this week …or will have to be outdoor cat …
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Well ,yesterday was so bad we were ready to take him to vets for the worse …..but was closed …sure the bugger knew ..twas up half the night with him …woke up today and he seems a little better .. rubschin: maybe able to keep him as outdoor cat….
Let's hope so
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Poor sod didn’t make it … sad24:
happy100
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One missing … noooo: and the latest one to adopt us has limited control over his rear end , so basically drags himself about and has accidents … noooo:
noooo: noooo:
The missing one never returned … sad24:…..but the pissing one seems to have stayed …we have a house full of puppy pads ..and constantly mopping … noooo: vets for him this week …or will have to be outdoor cat …
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Well ,yesterday was so bad we were ready to take him to vets for the worse …..but was closed …sure the bugger knew ..twas up half the night with him …woke up today and he seems a little better .. rubschin: maybe able to keep him as outdoor cat….
Let's hope so
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Poor sod didn’t make it … sad24:
noooo: Sorry to hear
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Well last week or so we have another !..! Kitten noooo: our three kick the crap out of it but it still comes back ..
Anyhoo it just bought in a spider approx the same size as herself … eeek: eeek: masssssiivvveee …..
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Well last week or so we have another !..! Kitten noooo: our three kick the crap out of it but it still comes back ..
Anyhoo it just bought in a spider approx the same size as herself … eeek: eeek: masssssiivvveee …..
noooo:
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Well last week or so we have another !..! Kitten noooo: our three kick the crap out of it but it still comes back ..
Anyhoo it just bought in a spider approx the same size as herself … eeek: eeek: masssssiivvveee …..
eeek:
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One of the strays we fed when we moved here regularly ..returned tonight ..first time in years …he is HUGE ..I mean “post on internet “ size ..will try and get pic …he must have been lucky and found one hell of a home …. cloud9:
Anyhoo ..he ate all our cats food and left …. ;D
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One of the strays we fed when we moved here regularly ..returned tonight ..first time in years …he is HUGE ..I mean “post on internet “ size ..will try and get pic …he must have been lucky and found one hell of a home …. cloud9:
Anyhoo ..he ate all our cats food and left …. ;D
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