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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #45 on: August 29, 2011, 09:02:30 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 23, 2011, 08:46:36 PM
I did spend sometime on my hands and knees demonstrating catflap headbutting techniques  redface:

I think you have lost this battle of wits, Bertie has been training you to be the entertainment.   whistle:

Quote from: Nick on August 24, 2011, 07:04:09 AM
I have just been out to inspect the weather. There were SEVEN cats watching me  scared2:

I rest my case.  point:

He doesn't need the catflap anyway, he's already figured out the doors.


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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #46 on: August 29, 2011, 02:22:31 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 29, 2011, 07:30:31 AM
There is never a thread merger around when you want one is there?

Merge the two threads you say...?  rubschin:

I must say, it is rather tempting...  eveilgrin:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #47 on: August 29, 2011, 02:25:20 PM »
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #48 on: August 30, 2011, 04:55:42 AM »
I was woken in the small hours by the sound of Bertie puking on the carpet in between my bed and the bedroom door  sick2:. I couldn;t face the clearing up job, but made a mental note to avoid the puke this morning.

I now found that it has gone again  sick2: apartfrom a slight mark on the carpet  eeek:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #49 on: August 30, 2011, 04:58:47 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 30, 2011, 04:55:42 AM
I was woken in the small hours by the sound of Bertie puking on the carpet in between my bed and the bedroom door  sick2:. I couldn;t face the clearing up job, but made a mental note to avoid the puke this morning.

I now found that it has gone again  sick2: apartfrom a slight mark on the carpet  eeek:

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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #50 on: August 30, 2011, 05:00:11 AM »
DO yours clear up after themselves too then? eeek:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #51 on: August 30, 2011, 05:00:39 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 30, 2011, 05:00:11 AM
DO yours clear up after themselves too then? eeek:

The dog does if we let him...
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #52 on: August 30, 2011, 05:02:16 AM »
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #53 on: August 30, 2011, 04:42:01 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 30, 2011, 05:00:39 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 30, 2011, 05:00:11 AM
DO yours clear up after themselves too then? eeek:

The dog does if we let him...

Nothing nicer than a nice warm meal  whistle:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #54 on: August 30, 2011, 04:49:38 PM »
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #55 on: August 30, 2011, 05:08:49 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2011, 02:25:20 PM
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #56 on: August 31, 2011, 05:30:15 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 30, 2011, 05:08:49 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2011, 02:25:20 PM
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You seem shocked by your own post BM.

No Miss C... shocked at my ability to merge the two threads...



...as you requested like...  ::)
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #57 on: August 31, 2011, 07:46:08 AM »
Good grief man do you expect me to notice the minutiae on here. 
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #58 on: August 31, 2011, 05:42:20 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 31, 2011, 07:46:08 AM
Good grief man do you expect me to notice the minutiae on here.

I did, yes....  sad24:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #59 on: August 31, 2011, 07:15:07 PM »
There are pawprints all over the flat. I thought it was mud. But it is bitumen and indelible  scared2:
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