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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2011, 03:21:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2011, 02:52:37 PM
I have just e mailed a mate of mine in Islington to fix up a beer. The automatic reply informed me that he has RETIRED!!!

Since he is a year younger than me but was a Director in a local authority on £170K a year  evil: I am sure he will be comfortable (the bastard  cussing:)

Proper bike seat you see. whistle:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2011, 03:22:45 PM »
And you are a bastard too  cussing:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2011, 03:25:04 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2011, 03:22:45 PM
And you are a bastard too  cussing:

Ahh go fry yer arse on the BBQ, bloody dope. ::)
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2011, 05:44:58 PM »
I have received fresh instructions. It seems Bertie has developed psychological problems and is now afraid of his own catflap  noooo:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2011, 05:55:48 PM »
Hmmm,  rubschin:

The obvious solution would be to pose the problem on Yahoo Answers ...  razz:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2011, 05:56:34 PM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2011, 06:00:31 PM »
Hoist with your own petard it would seem  point:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2011, 06:01:54 PM »
I plan to peg the catflap open. I am not getting out of bed every 10 minutes to accommodate Bertie's comings and goings  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2011, 06:07:48 PM »
Inadvisable. You will have every stray and opportunistic fox round your bed by morning  whistle:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2011, 06:08:42 PM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2011, 06:57:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 23, 2011, 05:44:58 PM
I have received fresh instructions. It seems Bertie has developed psychological problems and is now afraid of his own catflap  noooo:

Wash yer bloody ears out!



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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2011, 07:00:03 PM »
I have put him outside and a bowl of tuna inside  eveilgrin:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #27 on: August 23, 2011, 07:07:12 PM »
Ah, the carrot & stick approach ... you could be there for some time  whistle:
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2011, 07:20:20 PM »
Locking the catflap is a fantastic idea. happy002
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Re: Bertie and the French lingerie model
« Reply #29 on: August 23, 2011, 07:52:12 PM »
It werked, like :thumbsup:
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