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Re: Nigel nails It Again
« Reply #180 on: December 14, 2014, 11:41:17 PM »
Nigel is on reality tv tomorow ........a vote winner....... rubschin:

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Re: Nigel nails It Again
« Reply #181 on: December 15, 2014, 07:01:35 AM »
More like Millipede nails it for Nigel but some spectacular foot in mouthery by Labour here:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/11290407/Labours-secret-Ukip-strategy-full-details-of-what-the-party-admits-in-leaked-document.html

And a nice hatchet job by the Torygraph too!  ;D
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« Reply #182 on: December 16, 2014, 04:42:34 PM »
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Re: Nigel nails It Again
« Reply #185 on: December 27, 2014, 11:11:01 AM »
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Nigel nails It Again
« Reply #187 on: December 27, 2014, 05:00:56 PM »
This is welcome news . . .

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/opinion/leaders/article4307559.ece

Paywalled....  evil:

 point:

It's all in the opening sentence "Nigel Farage is a game-changing politician and The Times Briton of the Year"

I'd say the article is a double edged sword as it goes on to say he was 2010's big loser and 2014's big winner but the big question will be 2015.  Last 2 paras:

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. . . The established political parties have not been able to ignore Ukip, however, whatever they may think of its more toxic members. Just as in the first half of the parliament Mr Farage’s threat to the Tory vote forced Mr Cameron to promise an EU referendum, his advances in 2014 have forced Mr Miliband to pay more attention to the concerns of heartland Labour voters who worry about immigration.

The year 2014 may turn out to be Ukip’s high point. As the general election approaches, surging support for the Scottish nationalists could elbow Mr Farage from the limelight. After the election he may decide to spend more time with his cigarettes and pints. For the moment, however, no one did more to shape British politics in 2014. For good and ill he is therefore The Times Briton of the Year

I'd copy and paste it all but irritatingly it'll take multiple copies the way they've mixed it up
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Re: Nigel nails It Again
« Reply #188 on: January 13, 2015, 10:17:37 AM »
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Re: Nigel nails It Again
« Reply #189 on: January 14, 2015, 07:06:36 PM »
Bad news for Nigel?  Al Murray/Pub Landlord to stand against Nigel Farage

He has an Manifesto

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The Guv's common sense message to the UK


I, Al Murray - The Pub Landlord, intend to stand in the general election for the hotly contested Kent constituency of South Thanet as part of the Free United Kingdom Party. My 13-point common sense action plan to save this country includes:

•   The pound in your pocket
The pound will be revalued at one pound 10p, so it will now be worth 10p more. Common sense.

•   The NHS
If you come to A&E and it’s neither an accident nor an emergency then you will be sent to a random hospital department to be practised on. Common sense.

•   Foreign Policy
Germany has been too quiet for too long. Just saying.

•   Immigration
Of course the reason they are coming here is because this is the greatest country in the world. The only way to stop them is for a government to change that and make things a whole lot worse. Look no further. However, in the meantime, we brick up the Channel Tunnel. With British bricks. Probably have to get some Poles in to do it. Common sense.

•   Education
I believe the children are the future and there’s no way you'll get me knocking teachers. Teachers are on the front line, coalface. Doing their bit to create a level playing field for our kids, although I'm not sure they're going about it the right way by making sure none of the kids can read and write. So instead of a postcode lottery a new improved Street Raffle will determine which schools your kids get in to. Common sense.

•   Scotland
Alex Salmond to be made First Minister for Norwich, so he can get to understand what being ignored by the rest of the country is really like. Common sense.

•   Europe
I pledge that the UK will leave Europe by 2025 and the edge of the Solar System by 2050. Common market sense. In the meantime Greece to be bought and operated by Kent County Council. Couldn’t be worse. Someone to do the bins at least.

•   The environment
Boris Johnson to be put on an island. He keeps saying that’s what he wants.

•   Corporations and Globalisation
Blah blah blah blah blah paradigm blah blah blah, blah blah dialectic blah blah blah blah blah blah game-changer.

•   Homes for hard working families
Build some houses but without bringing down house prices. How hard can it be?

•   Defence
National Service, but only for people who don’t want to do it.

•   Law and Order
Unemployment causes crime: I propose to lock up the unemployed. Common sense.

•   On Local issues
South Thanet to be made the new capital of the UK. Demilitarised zone to set-up between North and South Thanet.
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Re: Nigel nails It Again
« Reply #190 on: January 14, 2015, 07:12:08 PM »
Bad news for Nigel?  Al Murray/Pub Landlord to stand against Nigel Farage

He has an Manifesto

Quote

The Guv's common sense message to the UK


I, Al Murray - The Pub Landlord, intend to stand in the general election for the hotly contested Kent constituency of South Thanet as part of the Free United Kingdom Party. My 13-point common sense action plan to save this country includes:

•   The pound in your pocket
The pound will be revalued at one pound 10p, so it will now be worth 10p more. Common sense.

•   The NHS
If you come to A&E and it’s neither an accident nor an emergency then you will be sent to a random hospital department to be practised on. Common sense.

•   Foreign Policy
Germany has been too quiet for too long. Just saying.

•   Immigration
Of course the reason they are coming here is because this is the greatest country in the world. The only way to stop them is for a government to change that and make things a whole lot worse. Look no further. However, in the meantime, we brick up the Channel Tunnel. With British bricks. Probably have to get some Poles in to do it. Common sense.

•   Education
I believe the children are the future and there’s no way you'll get me knocking teachers. Teachers are on the front line, coalface. Doing their bit to create a level playing field for our kids, although I'm not sure they're going about it the right way by making sure none of the kids can read and write. So instead of a postcode lottery a new improved Street Raffle will determine which schools your kids get in to. Common sense.

•   Scotland
Alex Salmond to be made First Minister for Norwich, so he can get to understand what being ignored by the rest of the country is really like. Common sense.

•   Europe
I pledge that the UK will leave Europe by 2025 and the edge of the Solar System by 2050. Common market sense. In the meantime Greece to be bought and operated by Kent County Council. Couldn’t be worse. Someone to do the bins at least.

•   The environment
Boris Johnson to be put on an island. He keeps saying that’s what he wants.

•   Corporations and Globalisation
Blah blah blah blah blah paradigm blah blah blah, blah blah dialectic blah blah blah blah blah blah game-changer.

•   Homes for hard working families
Build some houses but without bringing down house prices. How hard can it be?

•   Defence
National Service, but only for people who don’t want to do it.

•   Law and Order
Unemployment causes crime: I propose to lock up the unemployed. Common sense.

•   On Local issues
South Thanet to be made the new capital of the UK. Demilitarised zone to set-up between North and South Thanet.

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Re: Nigel nails It Again
« Reply #191 on: February 11, 2015, 01:46:26 PM »
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Re: Nigel nails It Again
« Reply #193 on: February 14, 2015, 10:08:57 PM »



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