Vodka recipes

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh I like them too 

[Barman]

Oh I like them too 

I thought you would! 

[Misty]

I don't think the funnel is werking... I've removed it.... 

did it hurt?

[Grumpmeister]

I knew it was wrong.... couldn't be arsed to change it tho.... 

Wonder how many times the pub has been gubbed bacause of the same approach? 

[Misty]

Of course ~ prolly all done with photoshop 

 

I am on 'Plan B'

do tell.....

[Barman]

Of course ~ prolly all done with photoshop 

 

I am on 'Plan B'

do tell.....

Well.... I removed the funnel which left an hole...

I then used a long skewer to make channels from the an hole to the extremities of the inside of the aforementioned water melon.

It is now draining inside much faster and I'm just topping it up regularly and putting its little melon hat on to stop evaporation.... 

[Misty]

 


I have literally just choked on my red bull. awwwww, have dribbled all down my t shirt.

[Barman]

I have literally just choked on my red bull. awwwww, have dribbled all down my t shirt.

 

[Just One More]

He's all alone, thought I'd give him a project like   

Wouldn't it have been easier to send him some wank mags and a box of Kleenex 

[Just One More]

Oh I like them too 

I thought it was a woman singing until I watched them on Jools Holland's show. What is it with those blokes and that type of singing voice? See also, James Blunt, Darren Hayes and others I don't know cos I change station before it ends cos their voices go through me

[Misty]

they dont makes music like they used to anymore, do they grandpa?

[Misty]

Of course ~ prolly all done with photoshop 

 

I am on 'Plan B'

do tell.....

Well.... I removed the funnel which left an hole...

I then used a long skewer to make channels from the an hole to the extremities of the inside of the aforementioned water melon.

It is now draining inside much faster and I'm just topping it up regularly and putting its little melon hat on to stop evaporation.... 

..."little melon hat"....

[Misty]

Of course ~ prolly all done with photoshop 

 

I am on 'Plan B'

How is it going? Are you cursing me yet?

[Misty]

What do you want me to bring? I can make a guacamole...

[Barman]

What do you want me to bring? I can make a guacamole...