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Title: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 10:17:18 PM
Jelly Baby Vodka

Get a bottle of Vodka and add Jelly Babies. screw top on vodka and put bottle in dishwasher for 1 hour. The heat causes the Jelly Babies to dissolve, and you have a very nice tasting drink, which just so happens to get you very drunk. Do not use the black ones, they turn it a horrible murkey colour.

Do not put it into fridge as it will set  rubschin:





Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Pirate on May 25, 2011, 10:25:29 PM
Before adding said jelly babies, don't forget to have to have a good swig first to make room for said jelly babies...
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 10:25:49 PM
Skittles Vodka

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Materials

1300 grams of Skittles
4 litres of vodka
Five 1 liter bottles

Tools
Paper towels
Colander
Funnel
1 liter bowl
5 bowls

Sorting
The first tedious part of this process is sorting the Skittles into their various colors (ostensibly, flavors).  Five Skittles colors  - about 240 Skittles per liter of vodka.

Assembly
Now comes the easy part. To get the Skittles into the narrow-mouthed bottles, make a simple paper funnel and carefully pour the candies in. Easy. Then, just used a liquid funnel to fill each bottle with vodka.

Shake and Wait
After each of the containers is filled, I give them a quick shake; within a few hours, much of the candies had dissolved. Leave them overnight, and by the next day all that is left is a small bed of white pebbles in the bottom of each bottle.

Filter
Finally, the filtration. This step is the most difficult, because it requires a lot of patience even though you're almost done!
A lot of the mass of Skittles is binder—corn starch and the like. It leaves a significant amount of scum on the top of your Skittles vodka mix. To strain it off use  normal paper towels, which made filtering take about 5 minutes per bottle. After filtering, re-bottle and enjoy your super-sweet vodka rainbow! rubschin:


Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Baldy on May 25, 2011, 10:26:25 PM
Jelly Baby Vodka

Get a bottle of Vodka and add Jelly Babies. screw top on vodka and put bottle in dishwasher for 1 hour. The heat causes the Jelly Babies to dissolve, and you have a very nice tasting drink, which just so happens to get you very drunk. Do not use the black ones, they turn it a horrible murkey colour.

Do not put it into fridge as it will set  rubschin:








That may be why the brat wants lemon jelly? The things they teach them at skuwel these days eh?
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Pirate on May 25, 2011, 10:29:13 PM
https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=223442814007
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2011, 05:29:29 AM
110 members  - hardly building up a momentum on that one are they  lol:

I need to get The Brat up shortly so she can toddle off and do some shopping before school - this is bound to go well as she was still up past midnight last night  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 26, 2011, 06:25:55 AM
110 members  - hardly building up a momentum on that one are they  lol:

I need to get The Brat up shortly so she can toddle off and do some shopping before school - this is bound to go well as she was still up past midnight last night  noooo: noooo: noooo:


 scared:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2011, 06:27:14 AM
Similar exercise being undertaken by SWWLTBO as I type ~ she is bellowing up the stairs "ARE YOU GOING TO SCHOOL TODAY?"
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2011, 06:30:06 AM
Similar exercise being undertaken by SWWLTBO as I type ~ she is bellowing up the stairs "ARE YOU GOING TO SCHOOL TODAY?"

You're a bit old for skool Snoopy...  noooo:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2011, 06:32:37 AM
Similar exercise being undertaken by SWWLTBO as I type ~ she is bellowing up the stairs "ARE YOU GOING TO SCHOOL TODAY?"


You're a bit old for skool Snoopy...  noooo:


I graduated from the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm Skool years ago.
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Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 31, 2011, 04:53:50 PM
https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=223442814007


;D  I have joined. redface:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2011, 05:00:00 PM
A pub I used to frequent tried their hand at making flavoured vodka...






I was dared into trying the garlic one...




 sick2:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Snoopy on June 05, 2011, 12:13:28 PM
https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=223442814007


;D  I have joined. redface:


That is sad!  ;)
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 02, 2011, 01:30:51 PM
Take one large water melon and cut a whole in the top, pour as much vodka in the hole with out overflow. put in the fridge and repeat the next day until the whole bottle is empty. leave another 24 hours then slice. mmmmmmmmm

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2011, 01:32:56 PM
Miss D will try that  noooo:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2011, 01:53:06 PM
Take one large water melon and cut a whole in the top, pour as much vodka in the hole with out overflow. put in the fridge and repeat the next day until the whole bottle is empty. leave another 24 hours then slice. mmmmmmmmm

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

I could make that for Friday....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2011, 01:56:08 PM
See you Tuesday  ::)
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 02, 2011, 01:58:15 PM
Take one large water melon and cut a whole in the top, pour as much vodka in the hole with out overflow. put in the fridge and repeat the next day until the whole bottle is empty. leave another 24 hours then slice. mmmmmmmmm

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

I could make that for Friday....  rubschin:



 happy088 cloud9:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2011, 02:00:30 PM
Take one large water melon and cut a whole in the top, pour as much vodka in the hole with out overflow. put in the fridge and repeat the next day until the whole bottle is empty. leave another 24 hours then slice. mmmmmmmmm

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

I could make that for Friday....  rubschin:



 happy088 cloud9:


Deal!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 02, 2011, 02:28:13 PM
none of that cheap Lidl's crap tho     nonono:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2011, 02:31:48 PM
BM is an connoisseur of melons  eyes:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2011, 02:35:17 PM
none of that cheap Lidl's crap tho     nonono:

Oh noes... the very best karpoozi from Papas....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 02, 2011, 02:36:39 PM
I meant the vodka...mong
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2011, 02:38:40 PM
I meant the vodka...mong

Oh...  redface:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2011, 02:39:20 PM
Doesn't Baldy have an Russian neighbour. Come to think of it, so does BM. He should get his phrase book out and make a visit  whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2011, 02:40:26 PM
Doesn't Baldy have an Russian neighbour. Come to think of it, so does BM. He should get his phrase book out and make a visit  whistle:

I'll use some of me home brew voddy... who is going to know after its been in a melon for a week....? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 02, 2011, 02:42:41 PM
 sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2011, 02:42:56 PM
 shutup:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2011, 02:50:33 PM
Doesn't Baldy have an Russian neighbour. Come to think of it, so does BM. He should get his phrase book out and make a visit  whistle:

I've found a bottle that the Russians brought as a gift the last time they came... I'll use that!  cloud9:


At least I think it is voddy....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 02, 2011, 02:51:48 PM
oh christ.    scared2:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2011, 02:58:18 PM
oh christ.    scared2:

What could possibly go wrong...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2011, 03:03:57 PM
Just a thought but when you went to visit them I'm assuming you took a bottle with you. If you bought a decent bottle you should be safe but if you gave them some of your homebrew paintstripper then I'd check the bottle for polonium   whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: apc2010 on July 02, 2011, 03:05:14 PM
Just a thought but when you went to visit them I'm assuming you took a bottle with you. If you bought a decent bottle you should be safe but if you gave them some of your homebrew paintstripper then I'd check the bottle for polonium   whistle:

No he bought sweets .............................sweet F A............ evil:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2011, 03:10:08 PM
Just a thought but when you went to visit them I'm assuming you took a bottle with you. If you bought a decent bottle you should be safe but if you gave them some of your homebrew paintstripper then I'd check the bottle for polonium   whistle:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 02, 2011, 05:43:04 PM
so we are clear...he's what you do......




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Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2011, 05:46:57 PM
so we are clear...he's what you do......




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Looks complex... Shrugs:

I might just drink the voddy - to be on the safe side like....   whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 02, 2011, 05:49:38 PM
 scared2:

Don't ask him to insert anything into melons  lol:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2011, 05:50:35 PM
He couldn't  noooo:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2011, 05:51:49 PM
He couldn't  noooo:

 eyes:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 03, 2011, 10:46:58 AM
He couldn't  noooo:



Bet he could    eeek:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 11:41:00 AM
The melon has been punctured!  eeek:

Rolling around in the back of the car with somebodies tins of Stella...  ::)

What to do...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2011, 11:55:55 AM
Learning to spell "Somebody's" would be a good start  whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 11:57:38 AM
Learning to spell "Somebody's" would be a good start  whistle:

I knew it was wrong.... couldn't be arsed to change it tho....  whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2011, 11:59:08 AM
Learning to spell "Somebody's" would be a good start  whistle:

I knew it was wrong.... couldn't be arsed to change it tho....  whistle:

 
Of course .......

char048
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 03, 2011, 11:16:08 PM
The melon has been punctured!  eeek:

Rolling around in the back of the car with somebodies tins of Stella...  ::)

What to do...?  rubschin:



don't open those tins for a bit, fizz city!!!!!!!! but I appreciate the thought.....Also, please be careful what climbs into the karpuzi hole......
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 04:26:48 AM
The melon has been punctured!  eeek:

Rolling around in the back of the car with somebodies tins of Stella...  ::)

What to do...?  rubschin:



don't open those tins for a bit, fizz city!!!!!!!! but I appreciate the thought.....Also, please be careful what climbs into the karpuzi hole......

 eeek:

You leave my karpuzi hole out of this!
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 08:48:06 AM

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 scared2:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2011, 09:41:35 AM

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 scared2:


What is that at the bottom of the melon? Newton's "An equal & opposite reaction" of something being poked into the melon?  whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 09:51:03 AM

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 scared2:


What is that at the bottom of the melon? Newton's "An equal & opposite reaction" of something being poked into the melon?  whistle:


Its penis....
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2011, 09:53:08 AM

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 scared2:


What is that at the bottom of the melon? Newton's "An equal & opposite reaction" of something being poked into the melon?  whistle:


Its penis....


Yours or the farmers?  eeek:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 09:57:40 AM

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 scared2:


What is that at the bottom of the melon? Newton's "An equal & opposite reaction" of something being poked into the melon?  whistle:


Its penis....


Yours or the farmers?  eeek:


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 04, 2011, 10:14:02 AM
ooooooooo, im sooooo excited!!!! glad to see you got the good stuff.   cloud9:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2011, 10:15:23 AM
ooooooooo, im sooooo excited!!!! glad to see you got the good stuff.   cloud9:

With a Baileys style also.  whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 10:16:59 AM
ooooooooo, im sooooo excited!!!! glad to see you put a bottle of the good stuff next to the melon.   cloud9:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 04, 2011, 10:18:34 AM
 doh:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2011, 10:19:07 AM
Was that my leftovers ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 10:21:28 AM
Was that my leftovers ?  rubschin:

As if you left any over...  ::)

See also: Mini Magnums.
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2011, 10:21:58 AM
Was that my leftovers ?  rubschin:

Only if he replenished the bottle with tap water apparently.  whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 10:23:27 AM
So, would I be right in thinking that the voddy you pour in the top of the melon displaces the fluid inside and it leaks out all over the fridge?  cussing:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2011, 10:23:39 AM
Was that my leftovers ?  rubschin:

As if you left any over...  ::)

See also: Mini Magnums.

 redface:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2011, 10:24:24 AM
So, would I be right in thinking that the voddy you pour in the top of the melon displaces the fluid inside and it leaks out all over the fridge?  cussing:

I have been wondering how that werks too   rubschin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 04, 2011, 10:24:40 AM

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 scared2:




seriously tho...is that ALL you have in your fridge?
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 10:25:56 AM

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 scared2:




seriously tho...is that ALL you have in your fridge?


Oh noes....  noooo:

The shelf above has all your Stella on it....  happy088
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 04, 2011, 10:27:19 AM
 happ096
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 10:28:12 AM
So, would I be right in thinking that the voddy you pour in the top of the melon displaces the fluid inside and it leaks out all over the fridge?  cussing:

I have been wondering how that werks too   rubschin:

Its gubbed I tells ya!  cussing:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2011, 10:31:00 AM
Why am I not surprised?  whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 10:34:55 AM
Why am I not surprised?  whistle:
It wasn't my idea!  cussing:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 04, 2011, 10:36:25 AM
Why am I not surprised?  whistle:
It wasn't my idea!  cussing:


guilty as charged.    redface:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2011, 10:38:16 AM
So you have never ackchooly tried doing this?
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 04, 2011, 10:41:13 AM
I have. Honest guv, it werks.  You just add the voddy bit by bit over a few days.
 I think.
 Dont really remember.
 Last time it was a case of vodka for the melon....vodka for me......vodka for the melon.......and so on.
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 10:42:09 AM
A bit more slowly perhaps....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2011, 10:43:57 AM
Oh gawd, it requires patience , dedication, perserverance ....you've met BM , you are aware of his boredom threshold aren't ya  ;)     lol:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2011, 10:44:44 AM
Miss D nails it  angel1
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 10:45:35 AM
Oh gawd, it requires patience , dedication, perserverance ....you've met BM , you are aware of his boredom threshold aren't ya  ;)     lol:

I can't even spell those words...  noooo:

Mind you, neither can Miss D!  point:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 04, 2011, 10:45:51 AM
He's all alone, thought I'd give him a project like    ;)
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2011, 10:46:59 AM
Well when you have ungubbed the spell check I will spell properly ....until then stick it up yer funnel and soak it into your leaking ball  Finger:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 04, 2011, 10:48:45 AM
Well when you have ungubbed the spell check I will spell properly ....until then stick it up yer funnel and soak it into your leaking ball  Finger:



 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 10:49:20 AM
He's all alone, thought I'd give him a project like    ;)

What, cleaning the fridge...?  evil:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 10:50:25 AM
Well when you have ungubbed the spell check I will spell properly ....until then stick it up yer funnel and soak it into your leaking ball  Finger:

It werks perfectly well on my system like...   point:

Snoopy will explain the ins and outs of it I'm sure....  whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 04, 2011, 10:51:39 AM
He's all alone, thought I'd give him a project like    ;)

What, cleaning the fridge...?  evil:


better than digging ten ton of gravel tho
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2011, 10:52:33 AM
Well when you have ungubbed the spell check I will spell properly ....until then stick it up yer funnel and soak it into your leaking ball  Finger:

It werks perfectly well on my system like...   point:

Snoopy will explain the ins and outs of it I'm sure....  whistle:

Yes but I was on my werk laptop which doesn't have MozzyCilla on it and therefore does not highlight errors in red
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 10:57:03 AM
Well when you have ungubbed the spell check I will spell properly ....until then stick it up yer funnel and soak it into your leaking ball  Finger:

It werks perfectly well on my system like...   point:

Snoopy will explain the ins and outs of it I'm sure....  whistle:

Yes but I was on my werk laptop which doesn't have MozzyCilla on it and therefore does not highlight errors in red

Understandable then....  ::)
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 04, 2011, 11:03:04 AM
oooo, had in idea.......if the vodka melon works, next time try rum in a pineapple.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 11:31:19 AM
oooo, had in idea.......if the vodka melon works, next time try rum in a pineapple.... rubschin:

Lets not run before we can walk eh...?  ::)
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 11:47:49 AM
I don't think the funnel is werking... I've removed it....  whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2011, 12:03:07 PM
oooo, had in idea.......if the vodka melon works, next time try rum in a pineapple.... rubschin:

Lets not run before we can walk eh...?  ::)

After consuming that I suspect neither running or walking would be an option  whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Snoopy on July 04, 2011, 12:08:49 PM
Ahem .......
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Vodka-Watermelon (http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Vodka-Watermelon)  ::)
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 12:11:29 PM
Ahem .......
[url]http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Vodka-Watermelon[/url] ([url]http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Vodka-Watermelon[/url])  ::)


Yes, I found that... it is shite!  cussing:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Snoopy on July 04, 2011, 12:17:34 PM
Of course ~ prolly all done with photoshop  whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 12:18:11 PM
Of course ~ prolly all done with photoshop  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

I am on 'Plan B'
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2011, 12:21:48 PM
Oh I like them too  lol:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 12:23:20 PM
Oh I like them too  lol:

I thought you would!  lol:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 04, 2011, 12:54:20 PM
I don't think the funnel is werking... I've removed it....  whistle:


did it hurt? eeek:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2011, 12:56:18 PM
I knew it was wrong.... couldn't be arsed to change it tho....  whistle:

Wonder how many times the pub has been gubbed bacause of the same approach?  rubschin:

Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 04, 2011, 12:59:37 PM
Of course ~ prolly all done with photoshop  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

I am on 'Plan B'


do tell.....
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 01:03:27 PM
Of course ~ prolly all done with photoshop  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

I am on 'Plan B'


do tell.....

Well.... I removed the funnel which left an hole...

I then used a long skewer to make channels from the an hole to the extremities of the inside of the aforementioned water melon.

It is now draining inside much faster and I'm just topping it up regularly and putting its little melon hat on to stop evaporation....  cloud9:

Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 04, 2011, 01:16:10 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001


I have literally just choked on my red bull. awwwww, have dribbled all down my t shirt.
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 02:03:18 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001


I have literally just choked on my red bull. awwwww, have dribbled all down my t shirt.

 point:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Just One More on July 04, 2011, 05:24:43 PM
He's all alone, thought I'd give him a project like    ;)

Wouldn't it have been easier to send him some wank mags and a box of Kleenex  rubschin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Just One More on July 04, 2011, 05:29:11 PM
Oh I like them too  lol:

I thought it was a woman singing until I watched them on Jools Holland's show. What is it with those blokes and that type of singing voice? See also, James Blunt, Darren Hayes and others I don't know cos I change station before it ends cos their voices go through me
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 04, 2011, 09:05:54 PM
they dont makes music like they used to anymore, do they grandpa?
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 04, 2011, 09:57:14 PM
Of course ~ prolly all done with photoshop  whistle:


 lol: lol: lol:

I am on 'Plan B'



do tell.....


Well.... I removed the funnel which left an hole...

I then used a long skewer to make channels from the an hole to the extremities of the inside of the aforementioned water melon.

It is now draining inside much faster and I'm just topping it up regularly and putting its little melon hat on to stop evaporation....  cloud9:



..."little melon hat"....



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Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 06, 2011, 11:01:26 AM
Of course ~ prolly all done with photoshop  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

I am on 'Plan B'

How is it going? Are you cursing me yet?
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 06, 2011, 12:54:33 PM
What do you want me to bring? I can make a guacamole...
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 01:17:59 PM
What do you want me to bring? I can make a guacamole...

 Yuk:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 01:20:06 PM
Of course ~ prolly all done with photoshop  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

I am on 'Plan B'

How is it going? Are you cursing me yet?

A bit slow to be honest... Less than half a litre at the moment...  noooo:

If it doesn't pick up by tomorrow I'll cube it and soak it!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 06, 2011, 01:36:37 PM
What do you want me to bring? I can make a guacamole...

 Yuk:

Fair enough. Gimme a clue like. What can i make for you?
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 02:11:38 PM
What do you want me to bring? I can make a guacamole...

 Yuk:

Fair enough. Gimme a clue like. What can i make for you?

Nuffink...  noooo:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 06, 2011, 02:47:28 PM
coleslaw....potato salad.....garlic bread......pancakes?
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 02:53:39 PM
coleslaw....potato salad.....garlic bread......pancakes?

Oh gawd...  ::)

Okay, I'm going to make a big salid, do some jacket taters and burn some meat on the BBQ...

I'll have beer, wine and voddy watermelon...

Anything you want to bring to enhance that would be lovely...  cloud9:

...and if you say 'a fire extinguisher' I'll put super-glue on your plastic chair...  ;)
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2011, 02:55:17 PM
coleslaw....potato salad.....garlic bread......pancakes?

Oh gawd...  ::)

Okay, I'm going to make a big salid, do some jacket taters and burn some meat on the BBQ...

I'll have beer, wine and voddy watermelon...

Anything you want to bring to enhance that would be lovely...  cloud9:

...and if you say 'a fire extinguisher' I'll put super-glue on your plastic chair...  ;)

Think that has been suggested on another thread.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 02:58:29 PM
coleslaw....potato salad.....garlic bread......pancakes?

Oh gawd...  ::)

Okay, I'm going to make a big salid, do some jacket taters and burn some meat on the BBQ...

I'll have beer, wine and voddy watermelon...

Anything you want to bring to enhance that would be lovely...  cloud9:

...and if you say 'a fire extinguisher' I'll put super-glue on your plastic chair...  ;)

Think that has been suggested on another thread.......... whistle:

yes, I just read that....  evil:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 06, 2011, 03:12:36 PM
I have every faith in you. and don't worry, if the incontinence kicks in I'll just jump in the pool.  ;D
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 03:18:28 PM
I have every faith in you. and don't worry, if the incontinence kicks in I'll just jump in the pool.  ;D

Oh noes... I'll prolly have to push the blazing BBQ into the pool....  ::)
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 06, 2011, 03:22:12 PM
Don't burn the sausage.....



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Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Snoopy on July 06, 2011, 03:25:14 PM
Chipolata surely?  whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 03:25:35 PM
Don't burn the sausage.....



([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2Fbqfy1684%2Frod_bbq_nude.jpg&hash=fc38b9b236bf24fd430bb972d7872cbc[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/bqfy1684/[/url])



Ewwww!
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 06, 2011, 03:28:00 PM
Chipolata surely?  whistle:

yes, he must be careful it doesn't fall through the grill onto the coals....
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 03:30:37 PM
Chipolata surely?  whistle:

yes, he must be careful it doesn't fall through the grill onto the coals....

Joe Pesci I tells ya!  cussing:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 06, 2011, 03:34:24 PM
you're gonna spit on my meat now aren't you?
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Snoopy on July 06, 2011, 03:36:52 PM
you're gonna spit on my meat now aren't you?

Just don't go near the mayonnaise dips.  whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 06, 2011, 03:38:12 PM
Bad dog snoopy...... Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 03:40:21 PM
you're gonna spit on my meat now aren't you?

 eeek:

apc is reading this you know....  redface:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 06, 2011, 03:42:14 PM
you dirty dirty boy.    nonono: nonono:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 03:44:46 PM
you dirty dirty boy.    nonono: nonono:

You started it!  cussing:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 06, 2011, 03:46:23 PM
the big boys made me do it!   cry: cry:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 03:52:55 PM
the big boys made me do it!   cry: cry:


Of course....  char048
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 06, 2011, 03:54:30 PM
yes "of course" me being all innocent like.... angel1
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 03:56:42 PM
yes "of course" me being all innocent like.... angel1

Of course, of course....  noooo:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 06, 2011, 04:04:10 PM
yeah, I know. I cant quite pull it off can I.    shrugs:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 04:04:48 PM
yeah, I know. I cant quite pull it off can I.    shrugs:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 06, 2011, 04:08:06 PM
you filthy boy! as soon as I posted that, I knew how you would interpret it. Back to the gutter you go. nonono: nonono:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 04:11:21 PM
you filthy boy! as soon as I posted that, I knew how you would interpret it. Back to the gutter you go. nonono: nonono:

ME???   eeek:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 06, 2011, 04:14:17 PM
yes YOU!...dirty,dirty,dirty boy.






 eyes:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 04:16:23 PM
yes YOU!...dirty,dirty,dirty boy.






 eyes:

Drool:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 06, 2011, 04:21:51 PM
yeah, you like that?

  whip: Spank2: sex014

tell me you like it........bitch
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 04:24:24 PM
yeah, you like that?

  whip: Spank2: sex014

tell me you like it........bitch

 eeek:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 06, 2011, 04:26:32 PM
still looking forward to Friday?   evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 04:29:46 PM
still looking forward to Friday?   evil: evil: evil:
Oh yes... I like apc a lot....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2011, 04:31:16 PM
 cloud9:   point:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 06, 2011, 04:33:06 PM
 Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 04:33:48 PM
Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger:

 point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2011, 06:47:20 PM
She seems like a feisty gerl  rubschin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 06:49:58 PM
She seems like a feisty gerl  rubschin:

I know!  eyes:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2011, 06:51:13 PM
My flight lands at 4.00 Friday  eyes:. Growler will find the keys under a stone
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2011, 06:52:14 PM
My flight lands at 4.00 Friday  eyes:. Growler will find the keys under a stone

If you think I'm driving to the airport to collect you at 4pm on Friday you can get to fuck!  lol:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Just One More on July 06, 2011, 07:10:56 PM
Is Getoofuck just down the road from Fuctifiknow  rubschin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2011, 07:43:10 PM
My flight lands at 4.00 Friday  eyes:. Growler will find the keys under a stone

If you think I'm driving to the airport to collect you at 4pm on Friday you can get to fuck!  lol:
sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Pirate on July 06, 2011, 08:52:52 PM
My flight lands at 4.00 Friday  eyes:. Growler will find the keys under a stone

If you think I'm driving to the airport to collect you at 4pm on Friday you can get to fuck!  lol:

Get away to fuck shirley?...
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 06, 2011, 09:57:29 PM
She seems like a feisty gerl  rubschin:

I know!  eyes:

hello boys...... ;)
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2011, 02:56:46 AM
She seems like a feisty gerl  rubschin:

I know!  eyes:

hello boys...... ;)
Morning!

Not that you'll see this morning I shouldn't think....  ::)
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 07, 2011, 06:31:18 AM
ha ha! readin it now. woke up hungry, finishin last nights kebab.
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2011, 10:15:48 AM
ha ha! readin it now. woke up hungry, finishin last nights kebab.

Eeewwww!  sick2:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 07, 2011, 10:17:44 AM
The chilli sauce was a bit to hot for the morning tho. Got garlic sweats now. Nice.
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2011, 10:23:03 AM
The chilli sauce was a bit to hot for the morning tho. Got garlic sweats now. Nice.

You'll be pleased to know that Stella was on 1 + 1 at Papas...  whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2011, 10:25:00 AM
The chilli sauce was a bit to hot for the morning tho. Got garlic sweats now. Nice.

You'll be pleased to know that Stella was on 1 + 1 at Papas...  whistle:

Out of date from round the back............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 07, 2011, 10:25:59 AM
I don't mind. You've met apc, I clearly don't have high standards.
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2011, 10:26:41 AM
I don't mind. You've met apc, I clearly don't have high standards.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 07, 2011, 10:38:12 AM
How's me melon coming along?
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2011, 10:43:14 AM
How's me melon coming along?

I just topped him up again... still not ½ litre in him tho...  noooo:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2011, 10:43:22 AM
 shutup:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2011, 10:44:12 AM
shutup:

Potty mouth...  whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 07, 2011, 11:00:54 AM
How's me melon coming along?

I just topped him up again... still not ½ litre in him tho...  noooo:

t'will be yummy tho. I'm all excitimicated   Party001:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2011, 11:22:26 AM
How's me melon coming along?

I just topped him up again... still not ½ litre in him tho...  noooo:

t'will be yummy tho. I'm all excitimicated   Party001:

Perhaps we should skip the BBQ and just get straight to me melon....?  eyes:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 07, 2011, 11:25:54 AM
 lol: lol: lol: lol:
sounds good to me, and don't worry, I will finish what you cant put it the melon.  ;)
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2011, 11:31:58 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:
sounds good to me, and don't worry, I will finish what you cant put it the melon.  ;)

Voddy shots...  cloud9:

Shall I put the bottle in the freezer like....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 07, 2011, 11:34:22 AM
oooooooo, slippery slope
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2011, 11:42:19 AM
oooooooo, slippery slope

Ackchewlee I just realised that I don't have any soft drinks for the driver.... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 07, 2011, 12:01:43 PM
will pick some up on the way. I'll treat him to a can of pop.
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2011, 12:06:23 PM
will pick some up on the way. I'll treat him to a can of pop.

Excellent!  happy088

Get cold ones... there isn't any space in the fridge until we drink some of the Stella....  whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2011, 07:56:09 PM
Crackers , cheese and chutney
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2011, 08:13:58 PM
Crackers , cheese and chutney

Is this the right thread .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2011, 08:15:14 PM
Nope  redface:

But you know what i mean  redface:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2011, 08:17:49 PM
I've just shoved a packet of crackers ,a lump of cheese n chutney in a bottle of vodka...... eeek:

Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Pirate on July 07, 2011, 08:18:16 PM
Crackers , cheese and chutney

 Drool:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2011, 08:20:35 PM
Crackers , cheese and chutney

 Drool:

Drooling for Miss D or the food ............ whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Pirate on July 07, 2011, 08:21:35 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2011, 08:22:44 PM
He is not stooopid - he knows what is more appetising and satisfying  lol:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Pirate on July 07, 2011, 08:23:47 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2011, 08:24:37 PM
He loves cheese ............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2011, 08:25:08 PM
Exactly  ;)
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 08, 2011, 10:44:09 AM
So how much of the vodka is in the melon now?
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2011, 10:53:15 AM
So how much of the vodka is in the melon now?

Bout half... [hic]  redface:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 08, 2011, 11:02:50 AM
So it's half cut then ?
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2011, 11:22:29 AM
So it's half cut then ?

No, I am...  redface:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 08, 2011, 11:24:29 AM
Already  eeek:

So what time are we taking bets that you fall asleep at the dinner table ? APC and Miss Che arrange for Baldy to bring his pick up truck and you will wake up tomorrow to find your garden gravel less  whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2011, 11:27:03 AM
Already  eeek:

So what time are we taking bets that you fall asleep at the dinner table ? APC and Miss Che arrange for Baldy to bring his pick up truck and you will wake up tomorrow to find your garden gravel less  whistle:

 eeek:

Or kidney-less!  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 08, 2011, 11:31:00 AM
Na - they will want something with a resale value  ;)
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2011, 11:34:33 AM
Na - they will want something with a resale value  ;)

 evil:  et tu Miss D, et tu...  noooo:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2011, 11:48:06 AM
You're not all gonna post on here "FOOLED YOU" in a minute are you...?

And I'll be stuck here eating cheap steak, salad and melon for the next week...?  sad24:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 08, 2011, 11:49:53 AM
When does Nick arrive ???
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2011, 11:52:19 AM
When does Nick arrive ???

He's not coming either...  noooo:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Snoopy on July 08, 2011, 11:53:10 AM
Already  eeek:

So what time are we taking bets that you fall asleep at the dinner table ? APC and Miss Che arrange for Baldy to bring his pick up truck and you will wake up tomorrow to find your garden gravel less  whistle:

 eeek:

Or kidney-less!  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Na - they will want something with a resale value  ;)

Vaguely related:

Every four months I have to have a series of blood & urine tests, cos I am diabetic.
They always check for everything because of the various prescription drugs I take, this includes Kidney Function and the report always comes back saying that I have a damaged left kidney ...... How the F*** can they tell which kidney is damaged from blood and urine samples?

Yes I do have a damaged kidney ~ result of a now ancient rugby accident but the question remains.  shrugs:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Snoopy on July 08, 2011, 11:54:44 AM
You're not all gonna post on here "FOOLED YOU" in a minute are you...?

And I'll be stuck here eating cheap steak, salad and melon for the next week...?  sad24:


And presumable standing at the gate hooting like an owl  point:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2011, 11:56:46 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2011, 05:12:32 PM
just threw up
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 08, 2011, 05:13:52 PM
 eeek:

Over your guests ?

Food or drink related ....?

Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2011, 05:14:17 PM
Kebabs and diced carrot. Yumster  cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2011, 05:16:01 PM
actually, I didn't she did, pretending to be me, but not, however didn't,..... if you get what I mean like?....


I didn't really, but I'm not him, as you see. I am me.....Miss C xx
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2011, 05:17:25 PM
Pissed  noooo:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2011, 05:18:52 PM
Pissed  noooo:

She is bladdered...  noooo: (BM here)
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 08, 2011, 05:20:14 PM
Trust no one  rubschin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2011, 05:20:59 PM
I am still eating watermelon........... cloud9:  (apc)..
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2011, 05:22:11 PM
They are ALL bladdered  noooo:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2011, 05:50:32 PM
They've gone... wot a nightmare...  noooo:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2011, 05:53:34 PM
So early? Are they dead?
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2011, 05:55:02 PM
So early? Are they dead?

Oh I do hope so...  surrender:

They say they will come back next week like...  noooo:

I am bladdered....
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2011, 05:58:38 PM
We couldn't work it out... which song goes doo-da-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-do---doo-da...? Shrugs:

It is from that Eliza Dooolittle song like... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2011, 06:00:00 PM
Ooh your poor head  point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2011, 06:04:55 PM
 surrender:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2011, 06:35:06 PM
actually, I didn't she did, pretending to be me, but not, however didn't,..... if you get what I mean like?....


I didn't really, but I'm not him, as you see. I am me.....Miss C xx

I'm trying to decide if you are plastered of have multiple personality disorder  rubschin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: apc2010 on July 08, 2011, 06:48:52 PM
He is a lightweight ........... noooo:  but the food was yumster ............. cloud9:

and got the posh champers ....... cloud9:

Is he asleep yet ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2011, 06:50:33 PM
Comatose  noooo:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2011, 06:51:21 PM
Still here!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 08, 2011, 06:51:49 PM
Got home safely. BM slurring and dribbling.....got a bit embarassing so thought we should leave like.
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2011, 06:52:37 PM
I've broken my toe like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: apc2010 on July 08, 2011, 06:53:53 PM
I've broken my toe like...  noooo:

Chasing the dog ........... rubschin:   the dog that does not fetch ......... whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 08, 2011, 06:55:14 PM
Before he started to soil himself and stuff, the food was amazing! gorgeous steak and champagne. Lovely day.  cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 08, 2011, 06:56:25 PM
I've broken my toe like...  noooo:

Do tell, what'd ya do?
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2011, 06:57:09 PM
Sounds like fun. I have got CAKE for Growler  scared2:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2011, 06:58:54 PM
I went to switch off the pool pump and walked into a pile of tiles...  redface:

I've just attached it to my big toe with masking tape....  noooo:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2011, 06:59:43 PM
Attached what? eeek:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 08, 2011, 07:02:15 PM
I went to switch off the pool pump and walked into a pile of tiles...  redface:

I've just attached it to my big toe with masking tape....  noooo:

omg!!! I knew we shouldn't have left you all alone.   noooo:
 If the toe falls off, get the dog to fetch it.
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2011, 07:03:04 PM
I went to switch off the pool pump and walked into a pile of tiles...  redface:

I've just attached it to my big toe with masking tape....  noooo:

omg!!! I knew we shouldn't have left you all alone.   noooo:
 If the toe falls off, get the dog to fetch it.

 evil:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Just One More on July 08, 2011, 07:05:44 PM
We couldn't work it out... which song goes doo-da-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-do---doo-da...? Shrugs:

It is from that Eliza Dooolittle song like... Shrugs:

I think it's an anagram of a Police song, but I can't remember which one  whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: apc2010 on July 08, 2011, 07:07:57 PM
We couldn't work it out... which song goes doo-da-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-do---doo-da...? Shrugs:

It is from that Eliza Dooolittle song like... Shrugs:

I think it's an anagram of a Police song, but I can't remember which one  whistle:

Think this sound system is gubbed ............ whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2011, 02:42:52 PM
Got home safely. BM slurring and dribbling.....got a bit embarassing so thought we should leave like.

Where did you find the big square bowl you put the melon it...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 09, 2011, 02:45:47 PM
the cupboard opposite the sink under the centre island table. Are you only just tidying up? lazy barsteward. noooo:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2011, 02:48:15 PM
the cupboard opposite the sink under the centre island table. Are you only just tidying up? lazy barsteward. noooo:

I've been cleaning up the mess all day!  cussing:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2011, 02:49:20 PM
the cupboard opposite the sink under the centre island table. Are you only just tidying up? lazy barsteward. noooo:

I've been cleaning up the mess all day!  cussing:

I did suggest paper plates ........ whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 09, 2011, 02:50:49 PM
I cleared the table and loaded this dishwasher for you! What the hell did you get up to when we left that would take all day to clear up?  rubschin:
We really shouldn't have left you alone like.  noooo:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2011, 02:51:37 PM
You should move in as his 'carers' like  whistle:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2011, 02:52:56 PM
You should move in as his 'carers' like  whistle:

Care in the community like........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2011, 02:54:59 PM
I cleared the table and loaded this dishwasher for you! What the hell did you get up to when we left that would take all day to clear up?  rubschin:
We really shouldn't have left you alone like.  noooo:

Everywhere is covered in sticky stuff!  cussing:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2011, 02:56:47 PM
I cleared the table and loaded this dishwasher for you! What the hell did you get up to when we left that would take all day to clear up?  rubschin:
We really shouldn't have left you alone like.  noooo:

Everywhere is covered in sticky stuff!  cussing:

Cat shite ........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 09, 2011, 02:59:43 PM
I cleared the table and loaded this dishwasher for you! What the hell did you get up to when we left that would take all day to clear up?  rubschin:
We really shouldn't have left you alone like.  noooo:

Everywhere is covered in sticky stuff!  cussing:

 shutup: eeek:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2011, 03:01:08 PM
What the **** went on   eeek:

 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2011, 03:01:37 PM
I cleared the table and loaded this dishwasher for you! What the hell did you get up to when we left that would take all day to clear up?  rubschin:
We really shouldn't have left you alone like.  noooo:

Everywhere is covered in sticky stuff!  cussing:

 shutup: eeek:

Stick mellony vodkery stuff....  evil:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 09, 2011, 03:12:03 PM
I got it in my eye!
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2011, 03:14:07 PM
I got it in my eye!
It stings when you get it in your eye doesn't it...?  lol:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 09, 2011, 03:15:37 PM
Like a bitch!!!!!
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 09, 2011, 05:28:41 PM
Like a bitch!!!!!

No thanks, I already have one.
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2011, 05:29:23 PM
Like a bitch!!!!!

No thanks, I already have one.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: miss Tchevious on December 12, 2015, 05:01:10 PM
cola bottle sweeties in vodka for 5 days. nom nom nom. saves on coke and you get drunkerererer.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Nick on December 12, 2015, 05:06:44 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2015, 07:10:03 PM
cola bottle sweeties in vodka for 5 days. nom nom nom. saves on coke and you get drunkerererer.  Thumbs:

 razz:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2017, 12:51:12 AM
After an odd conversation earlier today I'm half tempted to try and make wasabi and ginger voddy if I can find actual Japanese horseradish root as opposed to just using wasabi paste...  rubschin:

And yes I'm already preparing for the cries of outrage from Miss D when she reads this.  lol:
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: Steve on July 21, 2017, 10:45:26 AM
After an odd conversation earlier today I'm half tempted to try and make wasabi and ginger voddy if I can find actual Japanese horseradish root as opposed to just using wasabi paste...  rubschin:

And yes I'm already preparing for the cries of outrage from Miss D when she reads this.  lol:
Go for it. Not that vodka needs much of an added kick
Title: Re: Vodka recipes
Post by: apc2010 on July 22, 2017, 12:32:16 AM
After an odd conversation earlier today I'm half tempted to try and make wasabi and ginger voddy if I can find actual Japanese horseradish root as opposed to just using wasabi paste...  rubschin:

And yes I'm already preparing for the cries of outrage from Miss D when she reads this.  lol:

 Thumbs: Thumbs: