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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2011, 06:42:58 AM »
I got away with "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" one night... She hadn't heard the song luckily....  whistle:

Mind you, she was a nurse... I needn't have used so many werds problee....  redface:
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2011, 06:44:27 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 16, 2011, 10:08:17 PM
Perhaps she doesn't have any need to anymore  ;)



Well perhaps the question isn't asked as often  surrender:
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2011, 07:22:40 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 17, 2011, 06:22:08 AM
This reminds me I spent the night picking up women at parties, but I can't recall anything much about it. TRhere seemed to be some laydee NIgerian archaeologists involved too  rubschin:

Shouldn't this be in the dreams thread?
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2011, 08:10:14 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 17, 2011, 06:42:58 AM
I got away with "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" one night... She hadn't heard the song luckily....  whistle:

Mind you, she was a nurse... I needn't have used so many werds problee....  redface:

Geriatric nurse attending to your needs was she  whistle:
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2011, 08:13:01 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 17, 2011, 08:10:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 17, 2011, 06:42:58 AM
I got away with "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" one night... She hadn't heard the song luckily....  whistle:

Mind you, she was a nurse... I needn't have used so many werds problee....  redface:

Geriatric nurse attending to your needs was she  whistle:


See you've sharpened your axe  ;)
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2011, 08:18:45 AM »
I should be nicer shouldn't I  redface: redface: redface:

How about a sponsored Miss D to be nice to everyone - no sarcasm allowed day ???
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2011, 08:23:14 AM »
Oh Noes ~ That would be asking waaaaaaaay too much.  noooo:
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2011, 08:29:38 AM »
Small steps then .... rubschin:
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2011, 08:34:34 AM »
In that skirt? I would recommend very small steps.  whistle:
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2011, 10:32:15 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 17, 2011, 08:10:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 17, 2011, 06:42:58 AM
I got away with "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" one night... She hadn't heard the song luckily....  whistle:

Mind you, she was a nurse... I needn't have used so many werds problee....  redface:

Geriatric nurse attending to your needs was she  whistle:

Well, she certainly attended to my needs....  eyes:
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #40 on: May 20, 2011, 01:59:37 PM »
Not a line per se but flavoured coffees seem to have quite an effect on the women I'm working with  whistle:
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #41 on: May 20, 2011, 02:09:24 PM »
 eeek:

Rohypnol flavour?
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #42 on: May 20, 2011, 02:10:46 PM »
No you buffoon, caramel, vanilla, chocolate etc  lol:
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #43 on: May 20, 2011, 02:17:29 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2011, 01:59:37 PM
Not a line per se but flavoured coffees seem to have quite an effect on the women I'm working with  whistle:

Cat shite?  rubschin:
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #44 on: May 20, 2011, 02:24:43 PM »
I can boil up Jim's  angel1



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