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Offline Snoopy

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It's been a while since
« on: May 16, 2011, 09:17:35 PM »
We last debated "Chat-up Lines"

So come on chaps ~ what is/was your most successful?

And for the chapesses ~ what would work for you?


And I expect a better standard than "Get yer coat girl .... You've pulled!"
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Offline apc2010

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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2011, 09:21:58 PM »
As a man in a relationship I would not know ........... surrender:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2011, 09:23:51 PM »
As a wumman not in a relationship I would not know  surrender:
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2011, 09:24:11 PM »
I was in a crowded pub once. A pretty girl with fabulous eyes and nice belly button came in, obviously looking for someone. She was stretching and craning her neck around the crowd trying to locate someone...I said 'Here I am...'

It worked... 8)
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2011, 09:25:49 PM »
"I'm the one your mother warned you about" ... never fails to raise a smile
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2011, 09:26:44 PM »
Yeah I woz lying ............ lol:

Which explains why I am not married .........( yet ..Miss D .... eyes:)
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2011, 09:29:04 PM »
Oh ...is it planned though ... Popcorn:
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2011, 09:30:24 PM »
I once tried the "Do you sleep on your stomach?" line on a girl.
She said "No" so I came back with "In that case may I?"

She got quite huffy about it but every time I saw her afterwards she giggled and a month later I did.
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2011, 09:33:43 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 16, 2011, 09:30:24 PM
I once tried the "Do you sleep on your stomach?" line on a girl.
She said "No" so I came back with "In that case may I?"

She got quite huffy about it but every time I saw her afterwards she giggled and a month later I did.

You slept on your stomach .......... rubschin:
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2011, 09:36:26 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 09:33:43 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 16, 2011, 09:30:24 PM
I once tried the "Do you sleep on your stomach?" line on a girl.
She said "No" so I came back with "In that case may I?"

She got quite huffy about it but every time I saw her afterwards she giggled and a month later I did.

You slept on your stomach .......... rubschin:


doh: No! Hers you dolt!!
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2011, 09:37:38 PM »
I was in a queue to get in a club once. Saw a pretty girl in the queue and said 'Fancy a dance later when we get in' she said 'No chance'

I said 'Oh...I suppose a fuck's completely out the question then'   razz:

Made everyone laugh...

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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2011, 09:47:29 PM »
So has a wumman ever chatted you up and how did that go ???

Not looking for hints or anyfink - I would never have the nerve even if I thought someone was drop dead gorgeous  redface:
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2011, 09:50:04 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 16, 2011, 09:47:29 PM
So has a wumman ever chatted you up and how did that go ???

Not looking for hints or anyfink - I would never have the nerve even if I thought someone was drop dead gorgeous  redface:

Thank you ..... lol: BM been talking........ eyes:
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2011, 09:51:47 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 09:50:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 16, 2011, 09:47:29 PM
So has a wumman ever chatted you up and how did that go ???

Not looking for hints or anyfink - I would never have the nerve even if I thought someone was drop dead gorgeous  redface:



Thank you ..... lol: BM been talking........ eyes:

In his sleep... whistle:
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Re: It's been a while since
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2011, 09:51:58 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

Oh noes ...BM can't remember a thing from your meet ....I have tried to prise the details ...like who was there  lol:
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