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Offline Barman

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Re: Bored
« Reply #45 on: May 05, 2011, 04:54:36 PM »
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We could feed you questions Did you know that Frederic Harrison wrote to George Eliot to suggest a Positivist novel to her?"ask him. Or topics of conversation. Ask him how he feels ab out bondage, for example. Or quiz him with

"Did yuou know what Frederic Harrison suggested to George Eliot about Positivism?"

Ask him if he knows what the acronym LASER stands for... I was the only one that knew at a recent quiz night like....  cloud9:

Was this the Cubs and Brownies quiz night?

No.  evil:

TumbleTots?

NO!  cussing:
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Bored
« Reply #46 on: May 05, 2011, 05:24:54 PM »
Why not simply tell him to shut up and do the job he is there to do?

Or does he outrank you?
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Re: Bored
« Reply #47 on: May 05, 2011, 05:27:04 PM »
He is another presiding officer  noooo:
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Re: Bored
« Reply #48 on: May 05, 2011, 05:55:40 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 05, 2011, 05:27:04 PM
He is another presiding officer  noooo:

Tell him to feck of...
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Re: Bored
« Reply #49 on: May 05, 2011, 05:59:50 PM »
Ask him how he feels about the angst of post-war Europe and the birth of existentialism.

Oh and what was the name of his first pet.
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Re: Bored
« Reply #50 on: May 05, 2011, 06:41:24 PM »
Keel Him  eveilgrin:
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Re: Bored
« Reply #51 on: May 05, 2011, 06:49:14 PM »
What film supported Chariots of Fire ..
 Banghead Banghead

I am going to stick him with pins until he makes Hellraiser look like a soft and cuddle toy  cussing:
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Re: Bored
« Reply #52 on: May 05, 2011, 06:50:52 PM »
 Popcorn:
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Re: Bored
« Reply #53 on: May 05, 2011, 06:51:21 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 05, 2011, 06:49:14 PM
What film supported Chariots of Fire ..
 Banghead Banghead

I am going to stick him with pins until he makes Hellraiser look like a soft and cuddle toy  cussing:

So no date yet........ rubschin:
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Re: Bored
« Reply #54 on: May 05, 2011, 06:54:17 PM »

 cussing:

I have reached my use by date anyway  surrender:
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Re: Bored
« Reply #55 on: May 05, 2011, 06:55:43 PM »
Just console yourself by thinking of ways to spend all that extra money you'll be paid for today.
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Re: Bored
« Reply #56 on: May 05, 2011, 06:56:29 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 05, 2011, 06:54:17 PM

 cussing:

I have reached my use by date anyway  surrender:

I doubt it  eyes:
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Re: Bored
« Reply #57 on: May 05, 2011, 06:59:21 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 05, 2011, 06:54:17 PM

 cussing:

I have reached my use by date anyway  surrender:

Been used ...... rubschin:
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Re: Bored
« Reply #58 on: May 05, 2011, 08:35:53 PM »
It had to happen ....some hooray henrietta has just had a full on tantrum cos her names not down she's not coming in. 
Her ancestors fought for the right for her to vote , she pays her taxes , she is British, don't you know who my husband is etc etc etc. She phoned her 'reporter' friend whilst here screaming.

What a jumped up mare
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Re: Bored
« Reply #59 on: May 05, 2011, 08:37:23 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 05, 2011, 08:35:53 PM
It had to happen ....some hooray henrietta has just had a full on tantrum cos her names not down she's not coming in. 
Her ancestors fought for the right for her to vote , she pays her taxes , she is British, don't you know who my husband is etc etc etc. She phoned her 'reporter' friend whilst here screaming.

What a jumped up mare

I blame the staff........... whistle:
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