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Offline apc2010

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Re: Bored
« Reply #30 on: May 05, 2011, 04:27:36 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on May 05, 2011, 04:25:33 PM
He obviously has a very small penis, Miss D, that's his problem.

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Re: Bored
« Reply #31 on: May 05, 2011, 04:28:20 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2011, 04:11:20 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 05, 2011, 04:07:11 PM
This twat keeps asking general knowledge questions to show off his so called intellect .........has provided comprehensive details about the split from his wife ( I wonder why she left him   whistle: )   , has proceeded to discuss the training that was required to get him to certain level in whatever martial art it was ....and can tell you how many points are in everything you eat as a successful participant of Slimming World of some such other .....twankertwat !

A new date for you ....... rubschin:

Will Pippa be your bridesmade?  eyes:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Bored
« Reply #32 on: May 05, 2011, 04:34:03 PM »
He squints when he talks
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Re: Bored
« Reply #33 on: May 05, 2011, 04:34:46 PM »
And he talks a lot
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Re: Bored
« Reply #34 on: May 05, 2011, 04:35:31 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 05, 2011, 04:34:03 PM
He squints when he talks

Answer my question!  cussing:
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Re: Bored
« Reply #35 on: May 05, 2011, 04:36:39 PM »
Yeah ....and you can give me away  noooo:
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Re: Bored
« Reply #36 on: May 05, 2011, 04:37:38 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 05, 2011, 04:36:39 PM
Yeah ....and you can give me away  noooo:

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He'd charge for you....
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Re: Bored
« Reply #37 on: May 05, 2011, 04:40:57 PM »
I take it he's not a very successful businessman  lol:
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Re: Bored
« Reply #38 on: May 05, 2011, 04:47:05 PM »
We could feed you questions Did you know that Frederic Harrison wrote to George Eliot to suggest a Positivist novel to her?"ask him. Or topics of conversation. Ask him how he feels ab out bondage, for example. Or quiz him with

"Did yuou know what Frederic Harrison suggested to George Eliot about Positivism?"
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Re: Bored
« Reply #39 on: May 05, 2011, 04:50:11 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 05, 2011, 04:47:05 PM
We could feed you questions Did you know that Frederic Harrison wrote to George Eliot to suggest a Positivist novel to her?"ask him. Or topics of conversation. Ask him how he feels ab out bondage, for example. Or quiz him with

"Did yuou know what Frederic Harrison suggested to George Eliot about Positivism?"

Ask him if he knows what the acronym LASER stands for... I was the only one that knew at a recent quiz night like....  cloud9:
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Re: Bored
« Reply #40 on: May 05, 2011, 04:51:08 PM »
FFS he's now asking the typical ..."if you could invite any 5 people to dinner (living or dead ) who would it be ?
 Banghead Banghead  Banghead Banghead
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Re: Bored
« Reply #41 on: May 05, 2011, 04:51:52 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2011, 04:50:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 05, 2011, 04:47:05 PM
We could feed you questions Did you know that Frederic Harrison wrote to George Eliot to suggest a Positivist novel to her?"ask him. Or topics of conversation. Ask him how he feels ab out bondage, for example. Or quiz him with

"Did yuou know what Frederic Harrison suggested to George Eliot about Positivism?"

Ask him if he knows what the acronym LASER stands for... I was the only one that knew at a recent quiz night like....  cloud9:

Was this the Cubs and Brownies quiz night?
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Re: Bored
« Reply #42 on: May 05, 2011, 04:52:29 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 05, 2011, 04:51:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2011, 04:50:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 05, 2011, 04:47:05 PM
We could feed you questions Did you know that Frederic Harrison wrote to George Eliot to suggest a Positivist novel to her?"ask him. Or topics of conversation. Ask him how he feels ab out bondage, for example. Or quiz him with

"Did yuou know what Frederic Harrison suggested to George Eliot about Positivism?"

Ask him if he knows what the acronym LASER stands for... I was the only one that knew at a recent quiz night like....  cloud9:

Was this the Cubs and Brownies quiz night?

No.  evil:
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Re: Bored
« Reply #43 on: May 05, 2011, 04:53:32 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2011, 04:52:29 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 05, 2011, 04:51:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2011, 04:50:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 05, 2011, 04:47:05 PM
We could feed you questions Did you know that Frederic Harrison wrote to George Eliot to suggest a Positivist novel to her?"ask him. Or topics of conversation. Ask him how he feels ab out bondage, for example. Or quiz him with

"Did yuou know what Frederic Harrison suggested to George Eliot about Positivism?"

Ask him if he knows what the acronym LASER stands for... I was the only one that knew at a recent quiz night like....  cloud9:

Was this the Cubs and Brownies quiz night?

No.  evil:

TumbleTots?
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Re: Bored
« Reply #44 on: May 05, 2011, 04:53:51 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 05, 2011, 04:51:08 PM
FFS he's now asking the typical ..."if you could invite any 5 people to dinner (living or dead ) who would it be ?
 Banghead Banghead  Banghead Banghead


Get his phone number and I will call him  eveilgrin:
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