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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Ways I would rather not spend my time
« on: April 26, 2011, 09:07:55 AM »
The Maldon Mud race took place yesterday. Lots of photage on TV of people caked in cack  noooo:





One of the world's dirtiest sporting events  noooo: not  eyes:

The Maldon Mud Race was originally due to take place on 28 December but had to be postponed due to the extreme cold conditions.

Around 250 runners will tackle the 500-yard (457m) course across the bed of the River Blackwater.

The obscure Maldon Mud Race started in the 1970s when regulars of the Queen’s Head pub ran across the river to drink from a barrel of beer and then back to be hosed down by the landlady

Why , why , why , why ,why ?
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Re: Ways I would rather not spend my time
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2011, 09:10:09 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 26, 2011, 09:07:55 AM
The Maldon Mud race took place yesterday. Lots of photage on TV of people caked in cack  noooo:





One of the world's dirtiest sporting events  noooo: not  eyes:

The Maldon Mud Race was originally due to take place on 28 December but had to be postponed due to the extreme cold conditions.

Around 250 runners will tackle the 500-yard (457m) course across the bed of the River Blackwater.

The obscure Maldon Mud Race started in the 1970s when regulars of the Queen’s Head pub ran across the river to drink from a barrel of beer and then back to be hosed down by the landlady[/b]

Why , why , why , why ,why ?


Because they were pissed prolly...  whistle:
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Re: Ways I would rather not spend my time
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2011, 09:11:36 AM »
But you pay to go to a spa ........ rubschin:
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Re: Ways I would rather not spend my time
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2011, 09:13:43 AM »
Oh yes....but that is not public is it and it is all washed and massaged off and smells nice.

Not sludge from the bottom of some cess pit in Essex  noooo:
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Re: Ways I would rather not spend my time
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2011, 10:12:36 AM »
If those pictures are of David Hasselhoff and Jo Brand (?), I see it as two opportunities missed
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Re: Ways I would rather not spend my time
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2011, 10:14:35 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on April 26, 2011, 10:12:36 AM
If those pictures are of David Hasselhoff and Jo Brand (?), I see it as two opportunities missed

I thought it was Joe Brand - I certainly wouldn't have pulled the fat, ugly biffa out if it was....  noooo:
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Re: Ways I would rather not spend my time
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2011, 10:16:35 AM »
Yeah it is Jo Brand ...though I think the first is just a hoffalikey
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Re: Ways I would rather not spend my time
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2011, 10:20:11 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2011, 10:14:35 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 26, 2011, 10:12:36 AM
If those pictures are of David Hasselhoff and Jo Brand (?), I see it as two opportunities missed

I thought it was Joe Brand - I certainly wouldn't have pulled the fat, ugly biffa out if it was....  noooo:

Geoff Capes in his heyday would have a problem doing that!
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Re: Ways I would rather not spend my time
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2011, 10:20:46 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on April 26, 2011, 10:20:11 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2011, 10:14:35 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 26, 2011, 10:12:36 AM
If those pictures are of David Hasselhoff and Jo Brand (?), I see it as two opportunities missed

I thought it was Joe Brand - I certainly wouldn't have pulled the fat, ugly biffa out if it was....  noooo:

Geoff Capes in his heyday would have a problem doing that!

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Re: Ways I would rather not spend my time
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2011, 11:12:19 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 26, 2011, 09:07:55 AM
The Maldon Mud race took place yesterday. Lots of photage on TV of people caked in cack  noooo:







Why , why , why , why ,why ?


People mostly do things like this to raise money for charity.

One could equally ask why anyone would dress up as a hippo and run a marathon.

So that my dear Miss D is why.
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Re: Ways I would rather not spend my time
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2011, 11:13:42 AM »
I appreciate that but this does not appear to be for charity ....just for the hell of it. Because they can I guess - your kind of philosophy  ;)
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Re: Ways I would rather not spend my time
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2011, 11:20:42 AM »
I know Maldon well. Lovely place, nice people etc.

http://www.maldonmudrace.com/main.htm

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The popularity of the Maldon Mud Race continues to grow‚ and this year Maldon Mud Race Ltd. will be nominating 4 charities to receive a share of the total funds raised.

We are very pleased to announce that ESSEX COUNTY COUNCIL return as the main sponsors of the 2010 Maldon Mud Race. Once again, we welcome the support of REDROW HOMES - BUILDERS OF FINE QUALITY HOMES. With their support, we aim to make this years' event the biggest and best yet.

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The next Maldon Mud Race, to be held on 25th April 2011, is now fully subscribed and further entries can no longer being accepted. We hope you will join us on this enjoyable day and help us raise money for the supported charities.
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Re: Ways I would rather not spend my time
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2011, 11:22:02 AM »
I'm surprised that the elfin safety people let them get away with it....  noooo:
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Re: Ways I would rather not spend my time
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2011, 11:24:29 AM »
Prolly saves them dredging it  rubschin:
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Re: Ways I would rather not spend my time
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2011, 11:27:42 AM »
In 2009 they raised over £22K

There is a whole day of events to go with it and safety marshals + local Lifeboat Crew etc to supervise.

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The Day's Programme
Competitor registration will begin for those taking part in the race at 10.00 until 12.00.
Live Singing   11.15 am - 11.45am
Duck Race   11.45am - 12.15pm
Live Singing   12.15pm - 12.45pm
Competitor Warm up session/
Fancy dress competition   12.45pm - 12.55pm
Assemble on foreshore   12.55pm - 13.00pm
Race Duration   up to 1 hour
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