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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2011, 07:01:45 PM »
You mean it's fake  Banghead Banghead Banghead



Oh Noes ..... Not for a minute did I doubt the authenticity of the letter.  8)

She can send that new outfit back to Kays catalogue then.  whistle: whistle:

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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2011, 07:03:02 PM »
Kays ........ noooo: noooo: noooo:

Far more specialist than that  confused:
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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2011, 07:04:20 PM »
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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2011, 07:06:26 PM »
Kays ........ noooo: noooo: noooo:

Far more specialist than that  confused:

Blimey, a posh bird that uses Tesco?

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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2011, 07:13:30 PM »
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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2011, 07:18:34 PM »

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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2011, 07:29:59 PM »
Kays ........ noooo: noooo: noooo:

Far more specialist than that  confused:

Anne Summers?  eyes:
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2011, 07:31:01 PM »
Tacky , cheap and itchy and scratchy material  noooo:
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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2011, 07:32:16 PM »
Tacky , cheap and itchy and scratchy material  noooo:

How do you know?  rubschin: rubschin:

They have a sale on  eyes:
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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2011, 07:33:15 PM »
Tacky , cheap and itchy and scratchy material  noooo:

Ok that is Tesco, what about Ann Summers?

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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2011, 07:33:30 PM »
Tacky , cheap and itchy and scratchy material  noooo:

Agent Provocateur?  eyes:
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2011, 07:34:45 PM »
Tacky , cheap and itchy and scratchy material  noooo:

How do you know?  rubschin: rubschin:

They have a sale on  eyes:

So I saw .......it's always the same lines that are on sale as well  whistle:
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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2011, 07:35:00 PM »
Tacky , cheap and itchy and scratchy material  noooo:

Agent Provocateur?  eyes:

Much nicer  cloud9:
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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2011, 07:36:26 PM »
When my ex girlfriend puts my own site bank on the internet I might give you a discount?

Half the price of Ms Summers.

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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2011, 06:37:24 AM »
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MH Solicitors
50 Broadway,
St James's Park, London
United Kingdom.


Attention,

This firm is faced with the determination of a relationship between you and our late client. He had worked with the Transfield Worley in New Zealand for several years until retirement here with his family.Incidentally, they were all killed in a fatal car crash. We received your contact from our information department. It is my belief that you are related to the deceased family.

If it is possible for you to represent the family, you must understand that my client left behind, a high value inheritance which remains unclaimed till date and no one has come forward for them. We shall provide necessary support within our powers to achieve this. As consideration for the successful claim, you will pay this firm an agreeable percentage after you receive the inheritance.

You must contact me for legal processing of your heredity. Detailed information on the amount and estates will be stated in subsequent correspondences after you have provided your updated information for adequate correspondence.

I expect you to indicate your interest in going further

Regards,

David Lincoln QC

Awesome!  cloud9:

You'd have though that they would know my name tho....  rubschin:

A slight give away might be that a QC (or Queen's Counsel) is a barrister who would NOT be working in a Solicitor's Office.  whistle:


Sorry BM ~ Keep buying the Lottery Tickets.

I think the free UK2.net e-mail account was a bit bit of a give-away too!  lol:
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