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Offline Barman

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Bingo!
« on: April 04, 2011, 04:28:47 PM »
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MH Solicitors
50 Broadway,
St James's Park, London
United Kingdom.


Attention,

This firm is faced with the determination of a relationship between you and our late client. He had worked with the Transfield Worley in New Zealand for several years until retirement here with his family.Incidentally, they were all killed in a fatal car crash. We received your contact from our information department. It is my belief that you are related to the deceased family.

If it is possible for you to represent the family, you must understand that my client left behind, a high value inheritance which remains unclaimed till date and no one has come forward for them. We shall provide necessary support within our powers to achieve this. As consideration for the successful claim, you will pay this firm an agreeable percentage after you receive the inheritance.

You must contact me for legal processing of your heredity. Detailed information on the amount and estates will be stated in subsequent correspondences after you have provided your updated information for adequate correspondence.

I expect you to indicate your interest in going further

Regards,

David Lincoln QC

Awesome!  cloud9:

You'd have though that they would know my name tho....  rubschin:
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Offline apc2010

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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2011, 04:34:13 PM »
Free beers ...................... ;D
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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2011, 04:34:31 PM »
Is it a new game?
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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2011, 04:35:14 PM »
Double-six.......... whistle:
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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2011, 04:39:53 PM »
David Lincon (QC) in the naivety with BM?
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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2011, 04:52:27 PM »
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Incidentally, they were all killed in a fatal car crash

How can you not be anything other than dead after a fatal car crash  rubschin:

  happy001 happy001 happy001

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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2011, 04:58:08 PM »
OOOOhhhh who wants to be a millionaire....the VP version  cloud9:
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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2011, 04:59:25 PM »
Is it going to be couples or individuals?  rubschin:
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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2011, 05:03:05 PM »
I can get Tipsy a new bike, like. And some lettuce and collapso, She is anybody;s then  noooo:
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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2011, 05:03:41 PM »
We haven't got any friends to phone either noooo:
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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2011, 05:12:40 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 04, 2011, 04:28:47 PM
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MH Solicitors
50 Broadway,
St James's Park, London
United Kingdom.


Attention,

This firm is faced with the determination of a relationship between you and our late client. He had worked with the Transfield Worley in New Zealand for several years until retirement here with his family.Incidentally, they were all killed in a fatal car crash. We received your contact from our information department. It is my belief that you are related to the deceased family.

If it is possible for you to represent the family, you must understand that my client left behind, a high value inheritance which remains unclaimed till date and no one has come forward for them. We shall provide necessary support within our powers to achieve this. As consideration for the successful claim, you will pay this firm an agreeable percentage after you receive the inheritance.

You must contact me for legal processing of your heredity. Detailed information on the amount and estates will be stated in subsequent correspondences after you have provided your updated information for adequate correspondence.

I expect you to indicate your interest in going further

Regards,

David Lincoln QC

Awesome!  cloud9:

You'd have though that they would know my name tho....  rubschin:

A slight give away might be that a QC (or Queen's Counsel) is a barrister who would NOT be working in a Solicitor's Office.  whistle:


Sorry BM ~ Keep buying the Lottery Tickets.
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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2011, 05:15:51 PM »
You mean it's fake  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2011, 05:20:27 PM »
I signed up and got the dosh. Free bar. ( I will pay later)
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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2011, 05:23:12 PM »
You washed your hands ?  rubschin:
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Re: Bingo!
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2011, 05:25:19 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 04, 2011, 05:15:51 PM
You mean it's fake  Banghead Banghead Banghead



Oh Noes ..... Not for a minute did I doubt the authenticity of the letter.  8)
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