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Best News I've Heard this Month!
« on: January 20, 2011, 06:15:29 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12242397
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Shadow chancellor Alan Johnson is resigning from Labour leader Ed Miliband's frontbench team, citing "personal" reasons.

I know I've said it before but he was a prat when I knew him and he hasn't changed.

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Personal reasons eh? .... No doubt we will read all about it in the Sunday tabloids then.
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Re: Best News I've Heard this Month!
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2011, 06:24:12 PM »
I saw him the other day

He was wearing like a grey pvc looking jacket and was whistling  rubschin:

No seriously,  I did
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Re: Best News I've Heard this Month!
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2011, 06:29:57 PM »
I wouldn't celebrate too soon Snoop, his replacement is Ed Balls  noooo:
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Re: Best News I've Heard this Month!
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2011, 06:32:21 PM »
It's only the shadow cabinet and there is a long way to go before they potentially may have any influence  noooo:
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Re: Best News I've Heard this Month!
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2011, 06:36:46 PM »
I'm not so sure, in order to get the deficit back under control the government is going to have to continue to make unpopular choices. I have a sinking feeling that it will be Labours way back into power at the next election.
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Re: Best News I've Heard this Month!
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2011, 06:40:46 PM »
Does he really, really still want to be a rock star?  noooo:
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Re: Best News I've Heard this Month!
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2011, 06:42:30 PM »
Does he really, really still want to be a rock star?  noooo:

Alan Johnson?  eeek:
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Re: Best News I've Heard this Month!
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2011, 06:44:24 PM »
Does he really, really still want to be a rock star?  noooo:

Alan Johnson?  eeek:

Sadly yes. 
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Re: Best News I've Heard this Month!
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2011, 06:48:47 PM »
Less Guitar Hero and more Quitar Zero I think.  noooo:
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Re: Best News I've Heard this Month!
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2011, 06:56:47 PM »
Less Guitar Hero and more Quitar Zero I think.  noooo:

You don't believe me do you?  razz:


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Re: Best News I've Heard this Month!
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2011, 12:02:50 AM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12242397
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Shadow chancellor Alan Johnson is resigning from Labour leader Ed Miliband's frontbench team, citing "personal" reasons.

I know I've said it before but he was a prat when I knew him and he hasn't changed.

 rubschin:
Personal reasons eh? .... No doubt we will read all about it in the Sunday tabloids then.

It appears that his protection officer was giving his missus a bit of extra protection  eeek:
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Re: Best News I've Heard this Month!
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2011, 06:13:27 AM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12242397
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Shadow chancellor Alan Johnson is resigning from Labour leader Ed Miliband's frontbench team, citing "personal" reasons.

I know I've said it before but he was a prat when I knew him and he hasn't changed.

 rubschin:
Personal reasons eh? .... No doubt we will read all about it in the Sunday tabloids then.

It appears that his protection officer was giving his missus a bit of extra protection  eeek:

Excellent!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Best News I've Heard this Month!
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2011, 06:43:33 AM »
Ed Millipede in charge ... Ed Ballsup in the second most important job  rubschin:


P'raps they are hoping two 'eds are better than one.  razz:

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Re: Best News I've Heard this Month!
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2011, 07:07:40 AM »
Ed Millipede in charge ... Ed Ballsup in the second most important job  rubschin:


P'raps they are hoping two 'eds are better than one.  razz:



 drumroll:

Would have been better if Johnson had been caught shagging the security officer's wife but I suppose this will have to do...

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Re: Best News I've Heard this Month!
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2011, 07:12:22 AM »
Guido was saying that Johnson has had an affair with a civil servant  whistle:
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