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Offline Pirate

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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2011, 08:23:19 PM »
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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2011, 08:24:20 PM »
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We have a spare room... 


You sound like my bloody landlord!  cussing:

Greatful for the offer though...

Things seem 'fluid' at the moment - we wont be able to go back and sleep tonight, but the FIL has brought a crate of KEO over, so we're reviewing options as things progress.

Bloody freezing out though...  surrender:

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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2011, 08:25:19 PM »
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We have a spare room... 


You sound like my bloody landlord!  cussing:

Greatful for the offer though...

Things seem 'fluid' at the moment - we wont be able to go back and sleep tonight, but the FIL has brought a crate of KEO over, so we're reviewing options as things progress.

Bloody freezing out though...  surrender:

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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2011, 08:35:32 PM »
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Serious... if you need a room...


You are very kind BM, but I think we're sorted - the structure has been inspected and deemed safe, but the engineer is going to take another look tomorrow in the daylight - he seems to think that the 'earth-quake-proof-pad' has broken and will need under-pinning or shoring-up.

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I could send a taxi for his Mrs. Like.... 


Again, very generous, but are you  really sure you can afford the taxi?

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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2011, 08:37:39 PM »
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Serious... if you need a room...


You are very kind BM, but I think we're sorted - the structure has been inspected and deemed safe, but the engineer is going to take another look tomorrow in the daylight - he seems to think that the 'earth-quake-proof-pad' has broken and will need under-pinning or shoring-up.

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I could send a taxi for his Mrs. Like.... 


Again, very generous, but are you  really sure you can afford the taxi?

Can I afford the Mrs. ?  rubschin:
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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2011, 08:38:04 PM »
An earthquake proof pad eh?  rubschin:

There could be money in this.
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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2011, 08:39:30 PM »
To be sure it's still moving, get some small bits of thin glass (like in greenhouses), glue them across the cracks, and wait to see if the glass breaks. If it does, start running !
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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2011, 08:40:00 PM »
An earthquake proof pad eh?  rubschin:

There could be money in this.
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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2011, 08:48:34 PM »
An earthquake proof pad eh?  rubschin:

There could be money in this.

A rock solid idea eh  whistle:
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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2011, 06:24:43 AM »
How is it DDD?

Hopefully you've moved out by now... the slab on one of these things should never fail...  noooo:
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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2011, 06:31:06 PM »
As an update -we're out.

The slab is, indeed, moving in the wrong direction - ie downwards and there is some concern as to the viability of the house. Having said that, the surveyor is convinced it'll hold up, but he is doing extra inspections to make sure.

His current focus is on the olive-growing neighbour, where he has identified 'in excess of seven illegal boreholes'. He thinks that the underground aquifer may be so depleted that it's causing the ground to shift 'a bit'. I questioned why the rear of the house seemed stable and he wandered over to our (illegal) cess-pit, took a look and said...

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My friend, your piss is keeping the ground moist.

Imagine that! The Significant Spenders piss along with my contributions are holding the bloody house up!

All's good, but I don't wish anyone a Mother-in-law like mine.  Banghead

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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #26 on: January 03, 2011, 06:48:56 PM »
It sounds fucked... good that you are just renting...  ;)
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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #27 on: January 03, 2011, 06:51:27 PM »
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It sounds fucked... good that you are just renting...

Why would anyone want to buy a house in Cyprus?  eyes:

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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #28 on: January 03, 2011, 06:54:28 PM »
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It sounds fucked... good that you are just renting...

Why would anyone want to buy a house in Cyprus?  eyes:

I did...  redface:
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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #29 on: January 03, 2011, 07:10:55 PM »
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I did...


See, the bucket is there and your identity is hidden for a reason...

Did you get title deeds? bom