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I need one of those inspector people.
« on: January 02, 2011, 06:35:45 PM »
My house is falling down.

Well, i think it is, or it may be, but it does seem to be sinking, quite a lot.

I now can't close various doors, the pergola is lop-sided and the bath seems to have a slope opposite to the plug-hole. There's also the issue of some rather large cracks that have appeared overnight in the walls through which I can now see all of Paralimni football stadium in all its glory.

I know it's late, but has anyone got a number of such a person.

In Cyprus?  noooo:
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Offline Just One More

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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2011, 06:37:05 PM »
If they've appeared that quickly, I'd get the hell out of there
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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2011, 06:40:17 PM »
Is Mrs DDD overweight and wandering about  a bit?
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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2011, 06:46:43 PM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Bm hasn't been werking in the vicinity has he ?  scared2:
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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2011, 06:47:22 PM »
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Is Mrs DDD overweight and wandering about  a bit?

Actually, she's quite the opposite - svelte and petite - she may be a keeper.

I'm off to photograph some walls - the local fire station has been advised and I've moved the 'pooter to a 'safe area'.

I may be some time.
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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2011, 07:04:01 PM »
Yes, it's sinking

Bearing in mind that the left-hand upright is 'upright', then the right hand seems to have dropped a smidgen.

Anyone got an acro-prop?
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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2011, 07:07:14 PM »
 eeek:

I'll get me ladders!
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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2011, 07:09:06 PM »
Bloody hell  eeek:
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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2011, 07:43:16 PM »
Bloody hell DDD, if that's happened overnight, get out of there
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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2011, 07:45:42 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 02, 2011, 07:43:16 PM
Bloody hell DDD, if that's happened overnight, get out of there

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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2011, 08:08:10 PM »
Find someone to render it and then put it for sale on tinternet quick!
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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2011, 08:13:24 PM »
Right, we've just been advised to move.

Or rather, evacuate.

I don't give a shit, 'cos it's not my house - we only rent, but it does seem to be falling down, rapidly.

Wifey wants to go to her mums. Fair enough, but I'm staying-put until the bitter end.

There's no way I'm staying at the mother-in-laws.  point:
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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2011, 08:15:45 PM »
Quote from: DDD on January 02, 2011, 08:13:24 PM
Right, we've just been advised to move.

Or rather, evacuate.

I don't give a shit, 'cos it's not my house - we only rent, but it does seem to be falling down, rapidly.

Wifey wants to go to her mums. Fair enough, but I'm staying-put until the bitter end.

There's no way I'm staying at the mother-in-laws.  point:

 lol: lol: lol:


We have a spare room...  whistle:
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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2011, 08:20:16 PM »
Come on BM...he lives on the posh side of the island...he wont want to slum it over the west side... ;)
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Re: I need one of those inspector people.
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2011, 08:21:21 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on January 02, 2011, 08:20:16 PM
Come on BM...he lives on the posh side of the island...he wont want to slum it over the west side... ;)

I could send a taxi for his Mrs. Like....  whistle:
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