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Re: The All New Baldy's Top Tips Thread....
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2010, 02:30:03 PM »
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Sounds like he needs to get a real man in like...  whistle:

Join the queue. You are currently in 2nd position.

After Nick...?  rubschin:

As long as he does not want man flu.

I'm not sure about sloppy seconds...  noooo:
Possibly the next tip could be for Gingers to make sure they wear a condom before the others have a go?  whistle:

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Re: The All New Baldy's Top Tips Thread....
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2010, 03:07:52 PM »
Naughty step the lot of you. noooo:
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Re: The All New Baldy's Top Tips Thread....
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2010, 03:16:40 PM »
Not me miss, it wuz the big boys  angel1
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Re: The All New Baldy's Top Tips Thread....
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2010, 03:36:48 PM »
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Re: The All New Baldy's Top Tips Thread....
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2010, 04:27:53 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on December 22, 2010, 03:07:52 PM
Naughty step the lot of you. noooo:

I should retire to The Snug MissC; you don't get the smutty talk in there ... much
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Re: The All New Baldy's Top Tips Thread....
« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2010, 07:25:04 PM »
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Re: The All New Baldy's Top Tips Thread....
« Reply #21 on: December 25, 2010, 11:16:53 AM »
When the bitch ex wife allows you to see the kids before Christmas and you take them to the playground....

do not muck about pretending that you are going to kick the youngest one up the bum, if you miss and kick the slide instead you brake your big toe.  noooo:

Believe me it fooking hurts and also takes ages to hobble down to the nearest bar.  redface:
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Re: The All New Baldy's Top Tips Thread....
« Reply #22 on: December 25, 2010, 11:39:25 AM »
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Don't spray it on yer fridge...  noooo:
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Re: The All New Baldy's Top Tips Thread....
« Reply #23 on: December 26, 2010, 08:56:49 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 25, 2010, 11:39:25 AM
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Did it clean the fridge proper like?
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Re: The All New Baldy's Top Tips Thread....
« Reply #24 on: December 26, 2010, 08:59:56 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on December 26, 2010, 08:56:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 25, 2010, 11:39:25 AM
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Don't spray it on yer fridge...  noooo:
Did it clean the fridge proper like?

Oh yes... good 'n proper like....  redface:
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Re: The All New Baldy's Top Tips Thread....
« Reply #25 on: December 26, 2010, 09:05:05 AM »
Has it got that stainless steel look?
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Re: The All New Baldy's Top Tips Thread....
« Reply #26 on: December 26, 2010, 09:15:01 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on December 26, 2010, 09:05:05 AM
Has it got that stainless steel look?

Yes...  redface:

I've stuck a calendar over it...  whistle:
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Re: The All New Baldy's Top Tips Thread....
« Reply #27 on: December 26, 2010, 09:17:27 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on December 25, 2010, 11:16:53 AM
When the bitch ex wife allows you to see the kids before Christmas and you take them to the playground....

do not muck about pretending that you are going to kick the youngest one up the bum, if you miss and kick the slide instead you brake your big toe.  noooo:

Believe me it fooking hurts and also takes ages to hobble down to the nearest bar.  redface:

Ooo that hurts broke mine a year or so ago still hurts sometimes.

BM I'm sure LL will never notice but suggest you start formulating an escape plan now just in case like...
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Re: The All New Baldy's Top Tips Thread....
« Reply #28 on: December 26, 2010, 09:19:50 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on December 26, 2010, 09:17:27 AM
Quote from: Baldy on December 25, 2010, 11:16:53 AM
When the bitch ex wife allows you to see the kids before Christmas and you take them to the playground....

do not muck about pretending that you are going to kick the youngest one up the bum, if you miss and kick the slide instead you brake your big toe.  noooo:

Believe me it fooking hurts and also takes ages to hobble down to the nearest bar.  redface:

Ooo that hurts broke mine a year or so ago still hurts sometimes.

BM I'm sure LL will never notice but suggest you start formulating an escape plan now just in case like...

I have a year...  cloud9:

Just have to make sure I buy another calendar in time for next year...  whistle:
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Re: The All New Baldy's Top Tips Thread....
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2015, 06:15:31 AM »
Don't help your mates with a flip-flop maid..... whistle:
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