The All New Baldy's Top Tips Thread....

[Baldy]

Do not kiss or go anywhere near your mate's wife when they come over to see you.

Especially when she has a shitty cold and wants to give it to you before her return to freezing blighty as a Christmas pressy. 

It could possibly turn into man flu. 

[Barman]

Shouldn't this be in The Medical Centre? 

[Nick]

Give her one back, like.

[Baldy]

Not if it doesn't go off of the original thread and I have to go on again about me burning the hole in the downstairs ceiling through the pipework and the acid problem.

Nick could prolly join in.  

[Baldy]

Give her one back, like.

I wouldn't mind But he is bigger than me and a mate like.

[Nick]

And if he was smaller than you............?

[Baldy]

And if he was smaller than you............?

 

[Barman]

Sounds like he needs to get a real man in like... 

[Nick]

 

[Baldy]

Sounds like he needs to get a real man in like... 

Join the queue. You are currently in 2nd position.

[Barman]

Sounds like he needs to get a real man in like... 

Join the queue. You are currently in 2nd position.

After Nick...? 

[Baldy]

Sounds like he needs to get a real man in like... 

Join the queue. You are currently in 2nd position.

After Nick...? 

As long as he does not want man flu.

[Barman]

Sounds like he needs to get a real man in like... 

Join the queue. You are currently in 2nd position.

After Nick...? 

As long as he does not want man flu.

I'm not sure about sloppy seconds... 

[Nick]

Mr Thread? Meet Mr Gutter 

[Baldy]

Sounds like he needs to get a real man in like... 

Join the queue. You are currently in 2nd position.

After Nick...? 

As long as he does not want man flu.

I'm not sure about sloppy seconds... 

Possibly the next tip could be for Gingers to make sure they wear a condom before the others have a go?