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First Stop Saloon Bar
« on: November 10, 2010, 06:58:56 PM »
I'm outside freezing to death, listening to happy laughter coming from the Saloon bar.  I'm a bit shy, can I come in?

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Re: First Stop Saloon Bar
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2010, 07:02:28 PM »
welcome ...,, your round I think.??
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Re: First Stop Saloon Bar
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2010, 07:06:05 PM »

Welcome .... All the pints served here are small! Barman never gives full measure!

Pedantry is an art form in this place so don't EVER take offence! It is all a joke.
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Re: First Stop Saloon Bar
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2010, 07:06:25 PM »
Quote from: smallpint on November 10, 2010, 06:58:56 PM
I'm outside freezing to death, listening to happy laughter coming from the Saloon bar.  I'm a bit shy, can I come in?

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Happy laughter?  eeek:

Not a bloody chance when I'm in their isn't. Angry9:

Don't do happy, especially today.

You sure you're in the right place like? rubschin:
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Re: First Stop Saloon Bar
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2010, 07:09:52 PM »
So what's gone wrong today Growler?

For me it is the news that the three year old boiler is fooked. An expense I can well do without at this time of the year. Bloody cold without the central heating. Yes I know you are gas trained and thanks anyway for the offer that I know you will make but this is oil fired.
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Re: First Stop Saloon Bar
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2010, 07:12:26 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 10, 2010, 07:06:05 PM

Welcome .... All the pints served here are small! Barman never gives full measure!

Pedantry is an art form in this place so don't EVER take offence! It is all a joke.

small pints..???  as opposed to large pints..???
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Re: First Stop Saloon Bar
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2010, 07:14:44 PM »
Oh yes ..... I once mentioned I knew how he could sell more beer.

His eyes lit up $ $

"How?" he demanded "Tell me NOW!"


"Try filling the fooking glasses"


And people wonder why I have to sleep in the kennel.  ::)
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Re: First Stop Saloon Bar
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2010, 07:21:26 PM »
Welcome Smallpint....pull up a stool and bustle right on in.

Have they informed you about the initiation ceremony?   ;D
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Re: First Stop Saloon Bar
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2010, 07:23:49 PM »


Vanished ... without a goodbye.  sad24:
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Re: First Stop Saloon Bar
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2010, 07:25:44 PM »
You lot frightened em off   noooo:....I keep telling you 'inside voices' until they've settled in  lol:
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Re: First Stop Saloon Bar
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2010, 07:29:09 PM »


Us? We couldn't have been nicer ............. Could we?  rubschin:
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Re: First Stop Saloon Bar
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2010, 07:45:34 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 10, 2010, 07:25:44 PM
You lot frightened em off   noooo:....I keep telling you 'inside voices' until they've settled in  lol:

Oh I might have known it would be MY fault. Shrugs:

Bloody wimmin. ::)
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Re: First Stop Saloon Bar
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2010, 07:47:29 PM »
He prolly saw you setting fire to the sauce bags  noooo:
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Re: First Stop Saloon Bar
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2010, 07:49:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 10, 2010, 07:47:29 PM
He prolly saw you setting fire to the sauce bags  noooo:

Sod off, mouse.
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Re: First Stop Saloon Bar
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2010, 07:51:55 PM »
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