Call centre get their revenge.

[GROWLER]

Some bloody random twat has just phoned me from a call centre...can't even remeber who he said he was from now cus I generally speaking don't really listen or concentrate when I hear the familiar back ground call centre type chitty chatter noises.

He started asking me questions about my employment status, and asking me was i still employed in 'the industry'.
I just can't help being sarcy with these tits, so just answered in a totally bored voice, might be, might not be, what's it got to do with you ey?

His reply?


Ahhhhhhhhh, FUCK OFF then, and slammed the phone down on me.

I feel cheated and angry now, and 1471 revealed 'number withheld'.

Next doors cat is gonna gerrit now.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

 

[Snoopy]

I don't have a cat to kick .... tipping the goldfish onto the table and watching it flap is just not as satisfying 

[GROWLER]

I wasn't laffin', I can tell you.  

I feel thouroughly cheated that he had the last laf.

[Barman]

I don't have a cat to kick .... tipping the goldfish onto the table and watching it flap is just not as satisfying 

I've got three that you can kick! 

[Miss Demeanour]

I wasn't laffin', I can tell you.  

I feel thouroughly cheated that he had the last laf.

Be satisfied that you thoroughly peed him off though...you won he lost 

[Snoopy]

I wasn't laffin', I can tell you.  

I feel thouroughly cheated that he had the last laf.

Be satisfied that you thoroughly peed him off though...you won he lost 

'Specially since most call centres record the calls. He could be in real trouble if they have.

[Uncle Mort]

I wasn't laffin', I can tell you.  

I feel thouroughly cheated that he had the last laf.

Be satisfied that you thoroughly peed him off though...you won he lost 

Exactly, if I can get them to swear I feel I've won. Well done that man!

[Baldy]

Some bloody random twat has just phoned me from a call centre...can't even remeber who he said he was from now cus I generally speaking don't really listen or concentrate when I hear the familiar back ground call centre type chitty chatter noises.

He started asking me questions about my employment status, and asking me was i still employed in 'the industry'.
I just can't help being sarcy with these tits, so just answered in a totally bored voice, might be, might not be, what's it got to do with you ey?

His reply?


Ahhhhhhhhh, FUCK OFF then, and slammed the phone down on me.

I feel cheated and angry now, and 1471 revealed 'number withheld'.

Next doors cat is gonna gerrit now.

His name is probably Abdul and wants you to get a job in the local estate agents ...commision only

Are you up for that ??

[Nick]

I am getting three calls a day about fooking Sky TV. No I just leave the line open and say nothing until they have shouted HELLO about six times and then they hang up 

[Roy Cropper]

 Just talk "dirty" to em . They put the phone down . You win 

[tel]

Was call UK Retail?

That name seems to be cropping in a some scams.

The current one is the "you've got a Windows problem, hand over control of your PC and we will fix, at a price".
Course, it's all downhill after that.

[Miss Demeanour]

Some goof rang my landline yesterday claimed he was conducting a survey for Transport for London. Should only take about 25 minutes he says. ONLY !
I put the phone down 

[Roy Cropper]

Some goof rang my landline yesterday claimed he was conducting a survey for Transport for London. Should only take about 25 minutes he says. ONLY !
I put the phone down 

Maybe he was just "Training" or something along those "Lines" 

[Nick]