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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #165 on: July 26, 2007, 02:18:31 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2007, 02:16:19 PM
Quote from: Marleys Ghost on July 26, 2007, 02:15:10 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2007, 02:11:45 PM
This all sounds incredibly posh.

Will Nick insist on having someone to wave his willy for him when he gets back? ;)

Do we take it that you are volunteering DS?

I do have some very long and little used rubber gloves.

If the price is right.....

Bloody hell man, what sort of hands do you have? Or is this your variant of willy waving? A little 'finger waving'? In which case, can one recommend the middle, or longest, digit?
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #166 on: July 26, 2007, 02:19:26 PM »
I have little stubby hands.  sad24:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #167 on: July 26, 2007, 02:19:54 PM »
Quote from: Marleys Ghost on July 26, 2007, 02:18:31 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2007, 02:16:19 PM
Quote from: Marleys Ghost on July 26, 2007, 02:15:10 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2007, 02:11:45 PM
This all sounds incredibly posh.

Will Nick insist on having someone to wave his willy for him when he gets back? ;)

Do we take it that you are volunteering DS?

I do have some very long and little used rubber gloves.

If the price is right.....

Bloody hell man, what sort of hands do you have? Or is this your variant of willy waving? A little 'finger waving'? In which case, can one recommend the middle, or longest, digit?

Ever seen the sort of gloves vets use? Farmers usually nick a pair when the AI man comes to visit.
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #168 on: July 26, 2007, 02:20:46 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 26, 2007, 02:19:26 PM
I have little stubby hands.  sad24:

They won't be much use then! Not if you want to wave a big one!
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #169 on: July 26, 2007, 02:21:29 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 26, 2007, 02:19:26 PM
I have little stubby hands.  sad24:

That's all right ~ I have a little stubby tail. eyes:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #170 on: July 26, 2007, 02:23:07 PM »
Quote from: Marleys Ghost on July 26, 2007, 02:20:46 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 26, 2007, 02:19:26 PM
I have little stubby hands.  sad24:

They won't be much use then! Not if you want to wave a big one!

Short and thick
Does the trick
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Snoopy, you have the idea.
James Herriot bare-arm calf wrestling is a thing of the past. whistle:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #171 on: July 26, 2007, 02:23:35 PM »
 ::)

The young Mrs Snoopy not quite as young as she once was?  noooo:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #172 on: July 26, 2007, 02:24:49 PM »
Wouldnt have thought that would be an issue Wenchy as the same could be said of the ancient Mr Snoopy  whistle:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #173 on: July 26, 2007, 02:26:55 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 26, 2007, 02:23:35 PM
::)

The young Mrs Snoopy not quite as young as she once was?  noooo:

None of us are but she is still as lovely ............ However it is not easy for an old dog not to try it on occasionally eyes:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #174 on: July 26, 2007, 02:28:32 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 26, 2007, 02:26:55 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 26, 2007, 02:23:35 PM
::)

The young Mrs Snoopy not quite as young as she once was?  noooo:

None of us are but she is still as lovely ............ However it is not easy for an old dog not to try it on occasionally eyes:

You need more Bromide in your Winalot.
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #175 on: July 26, 2007, 02:30:19 PM »
You are no doubt right
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #176 on: July 26, 2007, 02:33:17 PM »
We are driving it up to the ALgonquin National Park. They have a lot of Beaver there which we want to have a peek at. drumroll:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #177 on: July 26, 2007, 02:33:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 26, 2007, 02:33:17 PM
. They have a lot of Beaver there which we want to have a peek at. drumroll:

 rubschin: eyes: eyes:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #178 on: July 26, 2007, 02:34:22 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2007, 02:28:32 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 26, 2007, 02:26:55 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 26, 2007, 02:23:35 PM
::)

The young Mrs Snoopy not quite as young as she once was?  noooo:

None of us are but she is still as lovely ............ However it is not easy for an old dog not to try it on occasionally eyes:

You need more Bromide in your Winalot.

It's called a reality check!! ;)

Beaver you say.  eeek:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #179 on: July 26, 2007, 02:35:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 26, 2007, 02:33:17 PM
We are driving it up to the ALgonquin National Park. They have a lot of Beaver there which we want to have a peek at. drumroll:

This part of the Boy's ongoing education then Nick? Make sure he never pokes beaver with a stick - not recommended!
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