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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #150 on: July 26, 2007, 01:10:42 AM »
Actually, they had been doing some research and we got fish, chips and "mushy peas" to make us "feel at home" sick2:

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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #151 on: July 26, 2007, 07:48:09 AM »
what ? no black pudding !!!!

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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #152 on: July 26, 2007, 08:08:38 AM »
what ? no black pudding !!!!
Luckily their research hadn?t included the tinterweb ? roast badger and vultures would be on the menu.  point:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #153 on: July 26, 2007, 11:18:09 AM »
what ? no black pudding !!!!
Luckily their research hadn?t included the tinterweb ? roast badger and vultures would be on the menu.  point:

Surely that would be a roast vulture with a badger bombe for dessert  point:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #154 on: July 26, 2007, 12:00:24 PM »
I am going to dress up a bit today and perhaps get a trim. But Berek will confirm that Toronto has a lot of beggars on street corners and other strategic spots and they aren't your typical scabby English beggars. Many carry mobile phones confused:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #155 on: July 26, 2007, 12:05:01 PM »
I am going to dress up a bit today and perhaps get a trim. But Berek will confirm that Toronto has a lot of beggars on street corners and other strategic spots and they aren't your typical scabby English beggars. Many carry mobile phones confused:

and they are very helpful at giving you directions  whistle:

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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #156 on: July 26, 2007, 12:18:11 PM »
very helpful at giving you directions  whistle:

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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #157 on: July 26, 2007, 01:57:13 PM »
Yee ha. The new temporary Nick-mobile.

http://www.chrysler.com/en/08town_country/

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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #158 on: July 26, 2007, 02:00:14 PM »
bet the price difference between here and there is huge. I couldnt believe how much cheaper cars are in Canada and the States

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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #159 on: July 26, 2007, 02:02:04 PM »
OMIGAWD!
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #160 on: July 26, 2007, 02:09:22 PM »
Yee ha. The new temporary Nick-mobile.

http://www.chrysler.com/en/08town_country/

Berek will enjoy the You tube vid.

Took it out for a spin last night. Has more buttons and lights than the bridge of the ENterprise.

Big bugger though!



So, you're driving round in a Renault Espace on steroids? Not something I'd be shouting about!
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #161 on: July 26, 2007, 02:11:45 PM »
This all sounds incredibly posh.

Will Nick insist on having someone to wave his willy for him when he gets back? ;)
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #162 on: July 26, 2007, 02:14:09 PM »
Deeply Dippy will be tying a brick to his cock when he hears of this, he must be bigger !!

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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #163 on: July 26, 2007, 02:15:10 PM »
This all sounds incredibly posh.

Will Nick insist on having someone to wave his willy for him when he gets back? ;)

Do we take it that you are volunteering DS?
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #164 on: July 26, 2007, 02:16:19 PM »
This all sounds incredibly posh.

Will Nick insist on having someone to wave his willy for him when he gets back? ;)

Do we take it that you are volunteering DS?

I do have some very long and little used rubber gloves.

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