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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2007, 04:14:47 PM »
Sounds a little more like Hydrogen Peroxide to me. Chemical symbol H2O2, as distinct from regular water which is H2O. So, if you take regular water, add extra oxygen, you get hydrogen peroxide or oxygenated water. QED.
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That's exactly the stuff and it stung like billy oh (not billy elliot in case anyone was going to make that pun in retort) and it used to be a favourite of Barman's Mum, coupled with a needle and long piece of thread!!!

All three used together equalled blister popping or thorn excavation torture scared2: scared2: scared2:


My Mum once re-set my arm herself  ;D when I came in crying one day from our back garden having broken both my tibia and fibula (I think that's what dem bones is called) through jumping off our swing when it was at it's topmost point, landing perfectly but then falling over and landing on my left arm. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh it was really mangled up and the two bones were snapped right through and almost poking out of the skin (but I don't remember it hurting  ) and she (Mum that is) just yanked the arm out straight and gave it a hefty thwack underneath and bingo all done. Well not quite really, still had to go to the hospital to get arm put in plaster (which in those days was the really old messy type where they had a soak loads of bandages and drape them on in 12 million layers) but she saved me from having to have what could have been a very nasty operation........... Bless  ;) Guess it helped that she was a trained nurse and didn't faint at almost sticky out bones and such  sick2:


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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2007, 07:11:22 PM »
Do you now operate on Barman?
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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2007, 07:13:45 PM »
Do you now operate on Barman?
She gave me a hair cut today...  scared2:
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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2007, 07:14:21 PM »
Upstairs or downstairs? scared2:

And is she trained?
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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2007, 07:16:09 PM »
Upstairs or downstairs? scared2:

And is she trained?
Upstairs and no, she isn?t trained?

Luckily she has now managed to work out which way up the clippers go ? results in a much smoother overall finish and rather less missing parts of scalp?  noooo:
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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2007, 11:05:43 AM »
You bunch of softies. ::)



If it bleeds, sprinkle some of this on.
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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2007, 12:01:45 PM »
You bunch of softies. ::)



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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2007, 03:15:51 PM »
You bunch of softies. ::)



If it bleeds, sprinkle some of this on.
Problem sorted.



Where do I find this in 'Boots the Chemist' ? Is it in the same aisle as those things with wings  redface:

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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2007, 03:22:05 PM »
You bunch of softies. ::)



If it bleeds, sprinkle some of this on.
Problem sorted.

Where do I find this in 'Boots the Chemist' ? Is it in the same aisle as those things with wings  redface:

Boots are selling turkeys now!!!!!!!!! Angry9:

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If you really wanted an answer, most agricultural suppliers and probably horsey places. Or the Vet
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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2007, 05:02:18 PM »
Sounds a little more like Hydrogen Peroxide to me. Chemical symbol H2O2, as distinct from regular water which is H2O. So, if you take regular water, add extra oxygen, you get hydrogen peroxide or oxygenated water. QED.
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Er is my memory going or is hydrogen peroxide used in hair bleach and rocket fuel?  eeek:
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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2007, 06:20:05 PM »
Yes it bleaches as I discovered when I gave my jet black horse a fetching blonde streak on his rump.

That powder stuff is ace though! Sorts most things out. Used to be great on open blisters.

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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2007, 08:58:56 PM »
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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2007, 11:11:41 PM »
You bunch of softies. ::)



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Problem sorted.



Sounds just the ticket.  Where can I get some?  I don't have a pet vet.

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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2007, 02:39:09 AM »
Sounds a little more like Hydrogen Peroxide to me. Chemical symbol H2O2, as distinct from regular water which is H2O. So, if you take regular water, add extra oxygen, you get hydrogen peroxide or oxygenated water. QED.
Bingo!  worthy:

Er is my memory going or is hydrogen peroxide used in hair bleach and rocket fuel?  eeek:
That's the stuff... I'll just dab some on this nasty scratch... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!  cussing:

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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2007, 07:35:31 AM »
That's the stuff... I'll just dab some on this nasty scratch... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!  cussing:


That is taking willy waving a step too far. evil:

Even if it has been blown off. (snigger) 
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