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Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« on: July 15, 2007, 02:50:22 PM »
Just been out to lunch at our Spanish friends. As good Catholics they have 5 kids, all boys (between 2 and 11) so The Boy made 6 boys in a small house on a rainy day cussing: cussing:

CHasing games gave way to general wrestling until a yelp was heard.

Eldest nino plays the cello. Cellos have a big pointy thing at the bottom that thy stand on.

As the cello was on its side the pointy thing was, well, pointing, which is, I guess, how The Boy came to impale himself on it evil:

Being foreign they painted his leg with iodine, so he now has a purple leg. Must have been quite painful judging by the screaming evil:
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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2007, 02:57:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2007, 02:50:22 PM
Just been out to lunch at our Spanish friends. As good Catholics they have 5 kids, all boys (between 2 and 11) so The Boy made 6 boys in a small house on a rainy day cussing: cussing:

CHasing games gave way to general wrestling until a yelp was heard.

Eldest nino plays the cello. Cellos have a big pointy thing at the bottom that thy stand on.

As the cello was on its side the pointy thing was, well, pointing, which is, I guess, how The Boy came to impale himself on it evil:

Being foreign they painted his leg with iodine, so he now has a purple leg. Must have been quite painful judging by the screaming evil:
Prolly not as painful as the sound of the cello owner playing it?  whistle:
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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2007, 03:00:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2007, 02:50:22 PM
Just been out to lunch at our Spanish friends. As good Catholics they have 5 kids, all boys (between 2 and 11) so The Boy made 6 boys in a small house on a rainy day cussing: cussing:

CHasing games gave way to general wrestling until a yelp was heard.

Eldest nino plays the cello. Cellos have a big pointy thing at the bottom that thy stand on.

As the cello was on its side the pointy thing was, well, pointing, which is, I guess, how The Boy came to impale himself on it evil:

Being foreign they painted his leg with iodine, so he now has a purple leg. Must have been quite painful judging by the screaming evil:

Ouch! Did he  sad32: or  cussing:
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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2007, 03:02:29 PM »
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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2007, 03:04:08 PM »
Bless.

It must have hurt though.
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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2007, 03:14:25 PM »
Did you take the cat?

Do the police know that 'chellos' are offensive weapons?

In my day, iodine was brown.  rubschin:   ...and usually stung more than the wound it was applied to did.

Finally, don't forget the 'duvay'
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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2007, 03:16:38 PM »
They chuck that stuff on everything in Spain. My Mum used to despair of it, sooo many pairs of white socks stained beyond repair. That and oxygenated water, you slap it on and the bubbles get all the crap out. Hurts like billyo though.
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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2007, 03:22:59 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 15, 2007, 03:16:38 PM
They chuck that stuff on everything in Spain. My Mum used to despair of it, sooo many pairs of white socks stained beyond repair. That and oxygenated water, you slap it on and the bubbles get all the crap out. Hurts like billyo though.

Wassat then?   H2O3 ???
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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2007, 03:24:28 PM »
Quote from: Bouncer on July 15, 2007, 03:22:59 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 15, 2007, 03:16:38 PM
They chuck that stuff on everything in Spain. My Mum used to despair of it, sooo many pairs of white socks stained beyond repair. That and oxygenated water, you slap it on and the bubbles get all the crap out. Hurts like billyo though.

Wassat then?   H2O3 ???

Quite a lot of people call "carbonated water"  oxygenated.
Shall we settle for "Fizzy"
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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2007, 03:35:34 PM »
It isn't normal fizzy water though. It comes from the farmacy. redface:
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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2007, 03:37:07 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 15, 2007, 03:35:34 PM
It isn't normal fizzy water though. It comes from the farmacy. redface:
We used to have it at home but I can?t remember what it is called now ? trichloroethylene or somesuch?
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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2007, 03:42:14 PM »
Sounds a little more like Hydrogen Peroxide to me. Chemical symbol H2O2, as distinct from regular water which is H2O. So, if you take regular water, add extra oxygen, you get hydrogen peroxide or oxygenated water. QED.



Just don't go anywhere near an airport or tube train of bus with it - unless, of course, you wish to spend some time in a small confined room with a locked door!

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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2007, 03:43:58 PM »
Quote from: Marleys Ghost on July 15, 2007, 03:42:14 PM
Sounds a little more like Hydrogen Peroxide to me. Chemical symbol H2O2, as distinct from regular water which is H2O. So, if you take regular water, add extra oxygen, you get hydrogen peroxide or oxygenated water. QED.
Bingo!  worthy:
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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2007, 03:48:02 PM »
 eeek: Wowzer, you're a bit clever aren't you?!?
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Re: Multiple small boys in confined space (and cello accident)
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2007, 03:51:33 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 15, 2007, 03:48:02 PM
eeek: Wowzer, you're a bit clever aren't you?!?

Clearly a swot at Chemistry.

I got caned every Friday for five years for failing to complete my chemistry homework. The b@st@rd even caned me the week after he had spilled acid on my hand. As my hand was heavily bandaged he said "hold out the other one"
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