Fresh from the Inbox

[Steve]

David Lammy has reportedly caved to MP pressure and engaged with the hunger strikers today. His chauffeur stopped at Greggs on the way and picked up 10 festive slices, 10 steak bakes, and a 6 pack of jam donuts.

By the time Lammy met the hunger strikers, he had 3 savouries left..

🤭

[Barman]

I once had a racing snail. In an attempt to make it more streamlined and thus faster, I removed its shell – sadly, it just made it more sluggish.

[Uncle Mort]

I once had a racing snail. In an attempt to make it more streamlined and thus faster, I removed its shell – sadly, it just made it more sluggish.

<groan>

[Barman]