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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7335 on: September 17, 2025, 06:15:18 AM »
I bought two pints of milk in Aldi yesterday.

It was an impulse buy...

...I only went in for a Trombone a wet suit and a blender. 🤭
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7336 on: September 17, 2025, 09:07:25 AM »
I bought two pints of milk in Aldi yesterday.

It was an impulse buy...

...I only went in for a Trombone a wet suit and a blender. 🤭
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« Reply #7337 on: September 21, 2025, 06:15:32 AM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7338 on: September 21, 2025, 09:19:14 AM »
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« Reply #7339 on: September 21, 2025, 03:29:36 PM »

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7340 on: September 24, 2025, 09:44:54 AM »
Henning Wehn's latest email missive:

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Dear Friends of German Humour,

I am about to embark on an extensive flag spotting excursion across England, Wales and Scotland.
 
Welsh flags of course take 20 times longer to paint, but it helps that Welsh police cars are only allowed to travel at 20mph towards the vandalism. I’m not going to Northern Ireland until they’ve decided whether they’re Irish or British.

I also won’t be appearing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival later this month. To be fair, I wasn’t invited but that’s neither here nor there. Some years ago, I turned down the chance to perform a tour show at Dubai Opera House because as a rule of thumb I stay clear of places where slavery is rife and the secret police might cut me to ribbons.

The rewards for clowning around in a repressive desert regime can be enormous, of course. One bloke was recently given a massive aircraft with gold-plated toilets! And most people don’t even find him very funny.

Have a great autumn and hopefully see you soon
 
Henning

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7341 on: September 24, 2025, 10:59:20 AM »
Henning Wehn's latest email missive:

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Dear Friends of German Humour,

I am about to embark on an extensive flag spotting excursion across England, Wales and Scotland.
 
Welsh flags of course take 20 times longer to paint, but it helps that Welsh police cars are only allowed to travel at 20mph towards the vandalism. I’m not going to Northern Ireland until they’ve decided whether they’re Irish or British.

I also won’t be appearing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival later this month. To be fair, I wasn’t invited but that’s neither here nor there. Some years ago, I turned down the chance to perform a tour show at Dubai Opera House because as a rule of thumb I stay clear of places where slavery is rife and the secret police might cut me to ribbons.

The rewards for clowning around in a repressive desert regime can be enormous, of course. One bloke was recently given a massive aircraft with gold-plated toilets! And most people don’t even find him very funny.

Have a great autumn and hopefully see you soon
 
Henning

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7342 on: September 27, 2025, 06:48:42 AM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7343 on: October 02, 2025, 06:04:52 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7345 on: October 05, 2025, 09:42:41 AM »
Oh God WHY???

https://youtu.be/zfG4lMPYyf8?si=lWNEsmQSLWlv3d_U

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« Reply #7346 on: October 05, 2025, 10:06:42 AM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7347 on: October 05, 2025, 09:38:45 PM »
A 2 bed terraced house in Rochdale has been destroyed by storm Amy leaving 47 people homeless.……

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« Reply #7348 on: October 07, 2025, 01:01:18 PM »
A 2 bed terraced house in Rochdale has been destroyed by storm Amy leaving 47 people homeless.……

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« Reply #7349 on: Yesterday at 06:06:14 AM »





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