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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4875 on: February 09, 2019, 10:50:31 AM »
A newlywed couple from England spend their honeymoon at Niagara Falls. While his new bride is unpacking in their honeymoon suite, the young groom goes out of the Hotel to find a suitable restaurant for their evening meal. He finds a suitable place and across the street he sees an unusual shop sign: "Chief Bald Eagle, Memory Man - He Knows Everything".
Intrigued, he pays his dollar, goes in and asks Chief Bald Eagle "who won the first English FA Cup Final football match?". The Chief draws thoughtfully on his pipe and says "Wanderers v Royal Engineers, 1872 - Wanderers win one-nil". Stunned, the groom returns to his new bride and bores her all evening with how amazing this Chief Bald Eagle is.
Twenty-five years later, they go back to celebrate their anniversary and to the groom's astonishment, amid radical changes to the rest of the area, Chief Bald Eagle is still there in the same shop. He pays his ten dollars, goes in and respectfully greets the old Chief with a raised hand and the word "How". The old Chief squints at him through a wreath of pipe smoke and says "From a corner".

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4876 on: February 11, 2019, 10:32:58 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4877 on: February 12, 2019, 05:12:38 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4879 on: February 15, 2019, 03:33:31 PM »
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« Reply #4880 on: February 15, 2019, 03:39:03 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4881 on: February 19, 2019, 11:47:21 AM »
I've often wondered what it would be like to be a fly on the wall at the Finsbury Park mosque.

Crowded, I'd imagine.

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« Reply #4882 on: February 19, 2019, 11:49:46 AM »
I've often wondered what it would be like to be a fly on the wall at the Finsbury Park mosque.

Crowded, I'd imagine.


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4883 on: February 22, 2019, 10:42:34 AM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4884 on: February 22, 2019, 11:10:10 AM »
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« Reply #4886 on: February 22, 2019, 03:34:21 PM »
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