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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1215 on: January 31, 2012, 06:52:05 PM »
I'd see a doctor about that
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1216 on: January 31, 2012, 10:04:03 PM »
Sircumcision = having your knighthood removed
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1217 on: January 31, 2012, 10:54:38 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1218 on: February 01, 2012, 06:09:25 AM »
Seems a bit unjoust to me...

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1219 on: February 01, 2012, 06:53:26 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1220 on: February 01, 2012, 11:14:24 AM »
Seems a bit unjoust to me...

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1221 on: February 03, 2012, 05:31:30 PM »
I've just thought of a great owl joke, but I can't use it until 2/8/20.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1222 on: February 03, 2012, 05:33:47 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1223 on: February 03, 2012, 10:58:08 PM »
I've just thought of a great owl joke, but I can't use it until 2/8/20.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1224 on: February 06, 2012, 12:51:58 PM »
I've just thought of a great owl joke, but I can't use it until 2/8/20.

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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1225 on: February 06, 2012, 03:35:30 PM »
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Ic eom wunderlicu wiht wifum on hyhte
neahbuendum nyt; ngum scee
burgsittendra nymthe bonan anum.
Staol min is steapheah stonde ic on bedde
neoan ruh nathwr. Nee hwilum
ful cyrtenu ceorles dohtor
modwlonc meowle t heo on mec gripe
rse mec on reodne reafath min heafod
fege mec on fsten. Fele sona
mines gemotes seo e mec nearwa
wif wundenlocc. Wt bi t eage.
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1226 on: February 06, 2012, 03:39:17 PM »
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Ic eom wunderlicu wiht wifum on hyhte
neahbuendum nyt; ngum scee
burgsittendra nymthe bonan anum.
Staol min is steapheah stonde ic on bedde
neoan ruh nathwr. Nee hwilum
ful cyrtenu ceorles dohtor
modwlonc meowle t heo on mec gripe
rse mec on reodne reafath min heafod
fege mec on fsten. Fele sona
mines gemotes seo e mec nearwa
wif wundenlocc. Wt bi t eage.
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

Wtf............. rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1227 on: February 06, 2012, 03:40:22 PM »
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Ic eom wunderlicu wiht wifum on hyhte
neahbuendum nyt; ngum scee
burgsittendra nymthe bonan anum.
Staol min is steapheah stonde ic on bedde
neoan ruh nathwr. Nee hwilum
ful cyrtenu ceorles dohtor
modwlonc meowle t heo on mec gripe
rse mec on reodne reafath min heafod
fege mec on fsten. Fele sona
mines gemotes seo e mec nearwa
wif wundenlocc. Wt bi t eage.
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001


Oh not THAT old one again  ::)
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1228 on: February 06, 2012, 06:14:30 PM »
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1229 on: February 06, 2012, 08:22:22 PM »
I told my girlfriend I had a cock like a computer. She rolled her eyes at me and sarcastically asked if it was because it had lots of ram and a hard drive.

Oh the surprise she got when she found out it was actually microsoft and full of viruses  whistle:
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