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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1155 on: January 04, 2012, 10:52:54 PM »
I apologise in advance,.......... redface:









Why didn't Stephen Lawrence cross the road?

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1156 on: January 05, 2012, 07:25:10 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1157 on: January 05, 2012, 10:27:46 AM »
I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.

The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1158 on: January 05, 2012, 10:29:05 AM »
I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.

The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1159 on: January 06, 2012, 10:01:21 AM »
How do you make a walrus commit suicide?

Point at its chest and say "What's that?"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1160 on: January 06, 2012, 10:16:07 AM »
How do you make a walrus commit suicide?

Point at its chest and say "What's that?"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1161 on: January 06, 2012, 10:50:07 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1163 on: January 06, 2012, 10:04:45 PM »
A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're cute.' The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.'
She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?'
 
The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'
 
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1164 on: January 07, 2012, 08:13:45 AM »
A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're cute.' The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.'
She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?'
 
The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1165 on: January 07, 2012, 12:07:09 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1166 on: January 07, 2012, 01:08:16 PM »
My wife said, "Bob Holness is dead."

I said, "Who's that?"

She said, "He was in Blockbusters."

I said, "Fuck me, how long was the queue?"

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« Reply #1167 on: January 07, 2012, 01:22:01 PM »
My wife said, "Bob Holness is dead."

I said, "Who's that?"

She said, "He was in Blockbusters."

I said, "Fuck me, how long was the queue?"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1168 on: January 08, 2012, 02:24:25 PM »
Does Sean Connery like Herbs?

Yes, but only partially.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #1169 on: January 08, 2012, 02:28:42 PM »
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